Calamity Over The Comstock
Joe promises a dying man to look after his young charge Cal. Joe knows Cal is really a girl, but promises he won't tell anyone if that's her desire. He brings her home only to discover what Cal really represents, Calamity Jane.
Ben reflects on his past, and in flashbacks, we see his journey to Ash Hollow, where Hoss is born en route. They arrive in Ash Hollow only to be attacked by an Indian revenging the death of one of their braves.
Otis is allowed to pose as one of Andy's deputies in order to convince his visiting brother that he is not the black sheep his family was certain he would become.
Andy and Barney believe Opie is letting his imagination get the best of him when the boy describes a new friend who jingles when he walks and has 12 extra hands.
Doug lies to Carrie about having to work late so that he can play mud football with his friends. Doug gets sick and then Arthur makes him feel even worse for lying to Carrie.
Doug and Carrie go to visit Doug's parents at the airport while they are waiting for their flight. Doug's parents give Doug a living will to sign, but Doug is upset that they marked "do not resuscitate" on everything.