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Time Show Episode
6:00am
Stand By Your Man
Blanche meets a man at the library and only after they make a date does she realize he's in a wheelchair. Meanwhile, Rose wants to keep one of the puppies from Dreyfuss's litter despite Blanche's feelings.
TV-PG
6:36am
Mother Load
Blanche begins dating a newscaster who has another woman interfering in his life: his mother. Meanwhile, Stan asks Dorothy to attend a counseling session with him. Once there, Stan begins begging Dorothy to take him back.
TV-PG
7:12am
From Here to the Pharmacy
A man Blanche has no memory of returns from the Persian Gulf, hoping she will fulfill the promise she supposedly made to him before he left: that she will be his and only his. Rose helps Sophia write her will.
TV-PG
7:48am
The Monkey Show (1)
A hurricane is brewing, and not just outside, when Stan visits to tell Dorothy he's over her and moving on. Dorothy quickly discovers he's moving on with her sister, Gloria. Blanche and Rose hold a telethon to save a lighthouse.
TV-PG
8:24am
The Monkey Show (2)
Dorothy’s discovery of Gloria sleeping with Stan just adds to their sibling rivalry. Meanwhile, Sophia has had it and leaves just prior the hurricane hitting.
TV-PG
9:00am
Eenie, Meenie, Mommy, Daddy
Cindy gets the lead role in the school play.
TV-G
9:36am
Kitty Karry-All Is Missing
When Cindy's favorite doll disappears, she fingers Bobby as the culprit.
TV-G
10:12am
The Voice of Christmas
Carol loses her voice and may not be able to sing at Christmas services.
TV-G
10:48am
A Fistful of Reasons
Peter takes on Buddy Hinton, a bully who taunts Cindy about her speech impediment.
TV-G
11:24am
The Tattletale
Cindy's tattling is driving everyone nuts.
TV-G
12:00pm
Coming Out Party
Carol and Cindy's swollen glands threaten to ruin the weekend.
TV-G
12:36pm
The Teeter-Totter Caper
Bobby and Cindy try to set a new teeter-totter record.
TV-G
1:12pm
Cindy Brady, Lady
Mystery and intrigue surround this episode where Cindy has a secret admirer.
TV-G
1:48pm
OUT OF BROOKLYN
Vanessa hears rumors that Roy broke up with her. Anxiety builds, and she becomes increasingly clumsy. Meanwhile, Denise's potential employer, a photojournalist, persuades Cliff & Clair to let Denise go to Africa with her.
TV-G
2:24pm
THE BIRTH Part 1
Havoc erupts in the Huxtable kitchen when Sondra goes into labor. Confused, Elvin drives off to the hospital without her. Everyone gathers in the hospital waiting room to hear the surprise news, Sondra has delivered twins!
TV-G
3:00pm
THE BIRTH Part 2
Continued, Sondra goes into labor and has delivered twins! Meanwhile, Theo has second thoughts about his girlfriend, Justine, when he meets Julia, the beautiful co-ed who's dating his friend Howard.
TV-G
3:30pm
CYRANOISE DE BERGINGTON
Theo's friend Howard breaks up with Julia. Theo sees this as an opportunity to date her himself, even though he's already dating Justine. His two-timing plans fall through, however, when Justine finds out and warns Julia.
TV-G
4:00pm
HOW DO YOU GET TO CARNEGIE HALL?
When Vanessa and friends make a demo video of "The Locomotion" at a local store, visions of MTV stardom dance in their heads. Learning to sing is a step that they decide to bypass in favor of selecting hip, new outfits.
TV-G
4:30pm
IF THE DRESS FITS, WEAR IT
Debbie Allen guest stars as an exercise instructor known as "The Bonecrusher"- whom Clair hopes will help her fit into her new gown. Clair throws herself into the workouts, but her efforts are undermined by a mischievous Cliff.
TV-G
5:00pm
A Bitter Pill to Swallow
Roseanne is thrown when Becky confides that she wants to start taking birth control.
TV-PG
5:30pm
Take My Bike...Please!
Dan and Roseanne's motorcycle business is floundering. Meanwhile, Becky is forced to be head-of-household while her parents are working.
TV-G
6:00pm
Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker
Depressed over seeing her old boyfriend, Gary, with his new fiancée, Jackie is driven into the arms of another man.
TV-PG
6:30pm
Darlene Fades to Black
Roseanne worries that Darlene is depressed. Meanwhile, Becky has an unusal strategy to convince Dan to buy her a car.
TV-G
7:00pm
Tolerate Thy Neighbor
Roseanne and Dan learn their neighbors have been robbed.
TV-G
7:30pm
Vegas (Part 1 of 2)
When the Conners' friends, Arnie and Nancy, suddenly decide to get married, Arnie invites an ecstatic Dan and Roseanne to be their guests for the wedding - in Las Vegas!
TV-G
8:00pm
Vegas, Vegas (Part 2 of 2)
The Conners are delighted to be vacationing in Las Vegas as guests of the soon-to-be-married Arnie and Nancy. But Roseanne's biggest thrill is not the wedding, but the prospect of finally seeing Wayne Newton in person!
TV-PG
8:30pm
Stressed to Kill
Roseanne tries to do the impossible: give up smoking cold turkey while working two jobs and getting virtually no support from her loving family! Also, Becky gets into big trouble for helping Darlene write a paper for school.
TV-G
9:00pm
Blanche and the Younger Man
Blanche goes all out to try to look good for her latest beau, her aerobics instructor half her age. Meanwhile, Rose's dynamic mother comes for a visit and gets fed up with Rose's "mothering" ways.
TV-PG
9:30pm
Dorothy's Prized Pupil
While Dorothy and Rose are planning a hospital charity banquet, Blanche falls for the caterer. She quickly learns he's more blue jeans than a black tie, which prompts her to foolishly put a stop to their romance.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Triple Play
Blanche tries to lure men by placing a fake ad in the paper trying to sell a Mercedes. Meanwhile, Rose has to deal with meeting Miles's daughter, and Dorothy discovers Sophia is hoarding Social Security money.
TV-PG
10:30pm
Stand By Your Man
Blanche meets a man at the library and only after they make a date does she realize he's in a wheelchair. Meanwhile, Rose wants to keep one of the puppies from Dreyfuss's litter despite Blanche's feelings.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Mother Load
Blanche begins dating a newscaster who has another woman interfering in his life: his mother. Meanwhile, Stan asks Dorothy to attend a counseling session with him. Once there, Stan begins begging Dorothy to take him back.
TV-PG
11:30pm
From Here to the Pharmacy
A man Blanche has no memory of returns from the Persian Gulf, hoping she will fulfill the promise she supposedly made to him before he left: that she will be his and only his. Rose helps Sophia write her will.
TV-PG