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Time Show Episode
6:00am
Twice in a Lifetime
Rose must decide between her boyfriend, Miles, or an old boyfriend who has just come to town and asks her to go to Europe with him. Meanwhile, fed up with Dorothy's rules, Sophia decides to move out.
TV-PG
6:30am
Sisters and Other Strangers
Blanche and her sister, Charmaine, reconcile after a life-long rivalry -- until Blanche reads Charmaine’s recently published book and realizes the heroine is based on her. Dorothy becomes fed up with Stan's visiting cousin.
TV-PG
7:00am
Cheaters
The married man Dorothy once dated re-enters her life and has news that he's now divorced and would like to reconcile with her. Meanwhile, Blanche and Sophia become the victims of a con game.
TV-PG
7:30am
The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present
The girls attend the wedding of Dorothy's goddaughter, whose father was once engaged to Sophia. Sophia thinks that the wedding reception is the perfect spot for revenge after supposedly puting a curse on him years ago.
TV-PG
8:00am
DENISE DRIVES Formerly: "DENISE GETS A CAR"
Denise is determined to spend her savings on the first car she sees, and balks when her father forbids her to buy an expensive dud. Mr. Lucas, the family handyman, offers to sell Denise his aunt's old car.
TV-G
8:36am
CLAIR'S SISTER
The Huxtable family is thrilled when Clair's sister, Sara, announces her engagement. Clair & Grandma Ethel join forces to teach Sara about marriage while Grandpa Al & Cliff chide the groom-to-be about the role of a husband.
TV-G
9:12am
CLAIR'S TOE
Clair buys a pair of new shoes and challenges Cliff to see who has the most style. Alas, when Clair breaks her toe, she can't fit her foot into her fancy new shoes. She’s determined to prove she can function normally.
TV-G
9:48am
DENISE'S FRIEND
Denise's friend, Michelle, thinks she has a medical problem and wants to keep it from her parents, so she asks Cliff for help. This leads Cliff and Clair to question whether their children would come to them with their problems.
TV-G
10:24am
MRS. WESTLAKE
When Cliff invites Theo's math teacher, Mrs. Westlake, and her husband to dinner, Theo prepares himself for what promises to be the worst night of his life. But the family is surprised when she turns out to be a charming woman.
TV-G
11:00am
Cleveland Indians
Lying to Cleveland's top pediatrician leads Joy to host a traditional Indian dinner party. When Victoria's wedding planner arrives, the stage is set for a classic farce--appropriate as Elka auditions for a play.
TV-PG
11:30am
The Play's the Thing
When Victoria volunteers with a local high school play, the students wind up doing her version of "Romeo and Juliet."
TV-PG
12:00pm
Take This Job and Shove It
When Phil and Holly make a pact to ask their bosses for raises, Phil gets fired. Holly tries to help Phil get his job back. Stuart's integrity is tested when he dates a British woman with repulsive teeth. Guest stars: Cat Deeley, Todd Stashwick, Fred Dryer
TV-PG
12:30pm
Sister Act
Desperate to impress her perfect sister Jill, Holly invents an alternative lifestyle for herself that quickly spirals out of control.
TV-14
1:00pm
Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute
Dan's dream of building a boat leads to an episode full of fantasy and fun - Gilligan's Island style. Additionally, David graduates high school, and Darlene's unhappy about his summer plans.
TV-G
1:30pm
Shower the People You Love With Stuff
As the baby's birth approaches, the Conner family makes plans for the new arrival.
TV-G
2:00pm
Let Them Eat Junk
Roseanne and Jackie fight over parenting issues, and hurtful words are exchanged. Dan spends time with D.J.
TV-G
2:30pm
Roseanne in the Hood
Roseanne wages war against a new restaurant that opens across from the Lunch Box.
TV-G
3:00pm
The Last Date
Roseanne insists Dan go out with her for one last Saturday night "date" before their baby arrives and crash a Bar Mitzvah. Becky and Darlene bond over a bottle of Peppermint Schnapps.
TV-G
3:30pm
Halloween - The Final Chapter
The Ouija board makes this Halloween the weirdest and the happiest one of all. During a seance, Roseanne goes into labor and must be rushed to the hospital, where she gives birth to Jerry Garcia Conner.
TV-G
4:00pm
The Fifties Show
The Conners go back in time in this spoof of '50s sitcoms.
TV-G
4:30pm
The Getaway, Almost
Jackie, Roseanne and baby Jerry pick up a hitchhiker and run a truck off the road. Dan's desperate to enjoy having the house to himself.
TV-G
5:00pm
Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute
Dan's dream of building a boat leads to an episode full of fantasy and fun - Gilligan's Island style. Additionally, David graduates high school, and Darlene's unhappy about his summer plans.
TV-G
5:30pm
Shower the People You Love With Stuff
As the baby's birth approaches, the Conner family makes plans for the new arrival.
TV-G
6:00pm
All Bets are Off
Dorothy's gambling problem re-surfaces after a visit to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Rose takes up painting, and Blanche is insulted after a man she works with rejects her advances.
TV-PG
6:32pm
The President's Coming! The President's Coming! (1)
An FBI agent investigates the girls' lives for a possible visit from President Bush. This leads the girls to reminisce about times they have spent together.
TV-PG
7:05pm
The President's Coming! The President's Coming! (2)
When the FBI agent announces that George Bush will make a visit to their home, the girls continue to reminisce and Dorothy quickly readies a list of points she wants to make to the president.
TV-PG
7:43pm
Blanche Delivers
Blanche's daughter, Rebecca, comes to Miami and wants to give birth in a birthing center. Blanche doesn't want to be embarrassed by the fact that her daughter was artificially inseminated.
TV-PG
8:21pm
If at Last You Do Suceed
Stan has finally hit it big with a new invention, but still Dorothy can't be happy for him. Meanwhile, Rose and Blanche fight over some war bonds that, if cashed, could bankrupt St. Olaf.
TV-PG
9:00pm
Snap Out of It
Dorothy helps Sophia with the Meals on Wheels program and runs across a man who hasn't left his apartment since the 1960's. Meanwhile, Blanche's birthday is coming up and Rose becomes determined to find out her real age.
TV-PG
9:30pm
Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mammy
Blanche gets an unexpected visit from her childhood "mammy" (nanny) but doesn’t want to speak to her. Meanwhile, Sophia hires a matchmaker for Dorothy, who experiences a date with a convict.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Feelings
Dorothy receives threats after failing a football star, which means he can't play in an upcoming football game. Meanwhile, Rose must deal with her dentist who she thinks fondled her during her last visit.
TV-PG
10:30pm
All Bets are Off
Dorothy's gambling problem re-surfaces after a visit to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Rose takes up painting, and Blanche is insulted after a man she works with rejects her advances.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Knee Jerk
When Arthur discovers that Doug is fully recovered, he blackmails him in order to get things that Carrie won't let him have.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Baker's Doesn't
Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays. Arthur and Spence attempt to write a Christmas song so they can cash in on the holiday, but soon realize it is going nowhere.
TV-PG