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Time Show Episode
9:00am
Corned Beef & Carnage
An adman handling the account of a fast-food chain is murdered and Jessica smells something funny.
TV-PG
10:00am
My Blonde-Haired Brunette
Laura dyes her hair blonde when she fears the romance in her marriage is fading.
TV-G
10:30am
Sally and the Lab Technician
Laura matches up her pharmacist cousin, Thomas, with Rob's fireball cowriter, Sally, for a lopsided dinner party.
TV-G
11:00am
The Diet
In this episode, Lucy and Desi reprise one of the highlights of their 1950 vaudeville tour, 'Cuban Pete.'
TV-G
11:30am
Lucy Thinks Ricky is Trying to Murder Her
Ricky pours a sedative for Lucy so she can relax, but she thinks it's poison.
TV-G
12:00pm
Aunt Bee's Invisible Beau
Aunt Bee makes up a story that she is romantically involved with the butter and egg man when she believes she is responsible for Andy and Helen not getting married.
TV-G
12:30pm
The Luck of Newton Monroe
Barney jails a down-on-his-luck traveling salesman for selling faulty merchandise. Guest Star: Don Rickles
TV-G
1:00pm
Like Old Times
Nehemiah Persoff guest stars as a reformed criminal, with Gloria De Haven as his former sweetheart.
TV-G
2:00pm
The Town Tamers
Matt and a fellow marshal are ordered to quiet down a lawless town.
TV-G
3:00pm
The Outcast
Leta Malvet has become an outcast with the people of town, after her father and brother are hanged for murder. Now she can only look to her friend Clay Renton, a former banck robber, who is staying at the Cartwrights.
TV-PG
4:00pm
House Divided
Frederick Kyle has created problems in the Cartwright hom, and Virginia City when her arrives in town. Frederick came to town to gain support for the Confederacy
TV-PG
5:11pm
The Fear Merchants
Andrew Fulmer is running for mayor, and he hates Chinese people. This becomes a large problem for Jimmy Chong who rescues Sally Ridley from being harassed by one of Fulmer's men, and is then blamed for the murder of Sally, who
TV-PG
6:22pm
Opie Flunks Arithmetic
Andy becomes concerned when Opie gets a D in arithmetic and Barney adds more fuel to the fire.
TV-G
7:00pm
Opie and the Carnival
Opie is taken in by two shady carnival workers when he attempts to win Andy an electric razor at the shooting gallery.
TV-G
7:30pm
Banjo Playing Deputy
While Barney is away, Aunt Bee persuades Andy to deputize an inept musician friend of hers. Guest Star: Jerry Van Dyke
TV-G
8:00pm
The New Housekeeper
Andy and Opie make room in their home (and hearts) for a new housekeeper: Andy's Aunt Bee.
TV-G
8:30pm
Guitar Player
Andy schemes to help a young local guitarist (James Best).
TV-G
9:00pm
The Thought That Counts
When Raymond lies and tells Debra that he's already bought her an incredibly thoughtful Christmas present, he frantically tries to figure out what to get.
TV-PG
9:30pm
Grandpa Steals
Frank must find a way to fix his image with Ally when she catches him "sampling" some trail mix at the supermarket.
TV-PG
10:00pm
The One With The Cop
Joey wonders if he is in love with Monica. Phoebe impersonates a police officer.
TV-PG
10:30pm
The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss
Rachel interviews for a great job--but she may get it for the wrong reason. Monica competes to have a better relationship than Phoebe's.
TV-14
11:00pm
Tank Heaven
Carrie wants to start hanging out with people from her office and Doug hates the idea. Danny and Spence realize that women like men who take care of elderly people, so they start using Arthur to get dates.
TV-PG
11:36pm
Alter Ego
Spence finds out his ex-girlfriend Denise is getting married and decides he has to stop it. He gets Doug, Deacon, and Danny to go with him on the long drive.
TV-PG