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Time Show Episode
6:00am
OFF TO SEE THE WRETCHED
Vanessa and her girlfriends display extraordinarily bad judgment when they lie and deceive their way into borrowing a car and making a trip to Baltimore to see a rock concert behind their parents' backs.
TV-G
6:36am
THE MOVES
Clair brings her friend and rival attorney, Bernice, home to visit while Cliff’s entertaining their recently divorced neighbor, Jeffrey. Despite their physical disparity, Jeffrey and Bernice really hit it off.
TV-G
7:12am
LIVE AND LEARN
Denise applies to a local college, only to be told her Hillman credits will not be accepted. She will have to enter as a freshman. She’s upset that they won't give her credit for her "life experiences" – like marriage.
TV-G
7:48am
THE STORYTELLER
Olivia can't understand why she has to go to church. After spending some time with Cliff’s visiting great aunt Gramtee, Olivia decides that she'd rather take part in the family's togetherness in church the next day.
TV-G
8:24am
SAME TIME NEXT YEAR
Cliff and Clair look forward to reclaiming the house as another school year begins. Cliff and Clair's peaceful afternoon is shattered when a weary Theo returns from his whirlwind, 17-day European tour.
TV-G
9:00am
BIRD IN THE HAND
Cliff plans to attend an auction where he hopes to outbid his nemesis, Dr. Harmon, to add a rare Charlie Parker record to his jazz collection. Instead, he gets roped into helping out at Olivia's pre-school.
TV-G
9:36am
LAST BARBECUE
Theo's plan to hire a stripper for brother-in-law Martin's belated bachelor party sets off sparks in the Huxtable house and ignites a full-blown battle of the sexes.
TV-G
10:12am
YOU CAN COME HOME AGAIN
Inspired by a rare weekend alone together, Denise and Martin pound the pavement in search of an affordable apartment. Rudy, tired of sharing space with Olivia, launches a determined campaign for their soon-to-be-vacated room.
TV-G
10:48am
Pony Up
Victoria acts as a spokesmodel and inadvertently commits to a very generous donation on national TV. Joy works with private investigator, Bob, and reunites with hot Brony fireman, Sean. Guest Stars: Eddie Cibrian, Dave Foley
TV-PG
11:24am
The Anger Games
Melanie sets Joy up with her boyfriend's friend, Bill. Elka takes over as Victoria's agent. Secrets and gossip circulate and come to a head at the ladies' monthly game night.
TV-14
12:00pm
Trading Places
Holly and Haskell compete for the affections of a woman who they both want to be a girlfriend. Stuart dates a sensitive woman and Phil dates a physical one when they discover that first impressions aren't always right. Guest stars: Stacey Dash, Missi Pyle
TV-PG
12:36pm
Baby Mama
Holly tries to get to the bottom of a big secret between Eden and her boss. Stuart is about to be reunited with his beloved dog – until Phil loses him.
TV-PG
1:12pm
Homeward Bound
Roseanne is suspicious when David moves out of the Conner household upon Darlene's impromptu visit. DJ experiences puberty.
TV-PG
1:48pm
David vs. Goliath
Becky convinces Dan to hire Mark at the garage. Jackie is torn when Fred offers to support her and her unborn baby financially.
TV-PG
2:24pm
Everyone Comes to Jackie's
Upset over David living with Darlene, Roseanne attempts to convince Dan to let David move back into the Conner household.
TV-G
3:00pm
The Birds and the Frozen Bees
When D.J. reveals that he can bring frozen bees back to life, Jackie decides to conduct a few experiments of her own. Also, Darlene realizes that she's never stopped loving David.
TV-G
3:36pm
Another Mouth to Shut Up
David has a job in Chicago and he and Darlene discuss living together. Darlene suggests marriage and reveals that she's pregnant after their night in Disney World. Dan is upset by this news, but Roseanne takes the news very well
TV-G
4:12pm
The Wedding
It's Darlene and David's wedding day and, in true Conner style, nothing's usual! Dan and Darlene reconcile as Darlene and David exchange marriage vows. Dan's heart trouble increases.
TV-G
4:48pm
Heart and Soul
Dan recovers from his heart attack. Darlene and David reenact the wedding reception that Dan missed.
TV-G
5:24pm
The Miracle
The Conners worry that Darlene's premature newborn girl will not survive.
TV-G
6:00pm
My Brother, My Father
Sophia's brother Angelo, a priest, comes to visit and doesn't know Dorothy and Stan are divorced. To spare his feelings, Sophia has Dorothy and Stan pretend to be married. Rose and Blanche prepare to star in The Sound of Music.
TV-PG
6:30pm
And Ma Makes Three
Feeling sorry for a lonely Sophia, Dorothy allows her to come along on a date with her latest beau. However, pretty soon Sophia begins tagging along on every date, which puts a rift in Dorothy's romantic plans.
TV-PG
7:00pm
Larceny and Old Lace
Sophia's latest boyfriend, Rocco, claims to have been involved in the mob, so when the girls discover Rocco's bag has thousands of dollars in it, they assume he robbed a bank. Dorothy and Blanche sneak a peek at Rose's diary.
TV-PG
7:30pm
Rose's Big Adventure
Rose's latest boyfriend has just retired and she is ready to spend a whole lot more time with him, but his retirement quickly turns him into a couch potato. Meanwhile, the girls deal with remodeling the garage into a guest room.
TV-PG
8:00pm
Mixed Blessing
Dorothy's son, Michael, pays another visit and this time he has an announcement: he's engaged. However, Dorothy has two more surprises in store. Her future daughter-in-law is also black and twenty years older than Michael.
TV-PG
8:30pm
Mister Terrific
Rose begins to date "Mr. Terrific," a kiddie show host, who gets fired when Dorothy gets a part-time job as a consultant on the show, a job he helped her get.
TV-PG
9:00pm
Mother's Day
While waiting for phone calls from their children wishing them a happy Mother's Day, the girls reminisce about past Mother's Days.
TV-PG
9:30pm
Yes, We Have No Havanas
Blanche's new boyfriend is a charming Cuban who sweeps her off her feet, but she's not the only one. Blanche discovers he's also been dating Sophia. Rose takes a course taught by Dorothy so she can get a high school diploma.
TV-PG
10:00pm
The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo
While Sophia organizes a band to raise money, volunteers at the hospital and battles return policies at the supermarket, Blanche, Dorothy, and Rose sit around discussing what to do.
TV-PG
10:30pm
The One That Got Away
Blanche is determined to sleep with the one man who has refused her once in the past. Meanwhile, Rose claims to have seen a UFO and gets the Air Force involved.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Larceny and Old Lace
Sophia's latest boyfriend, Rocco, claims to have been involved in the mob, so when the girls discover Rocco's bag has thousands of dollars in it, they assume he robbed a bank. Dorothy and Blanche sneak a peek at Rose's diary.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Rose's Big Adventure
Rose's latest boyfriend has just retired and she is ready to spend a whole lot more time with him, but his retirement quickly turns him into a couch potato. Meanwhile, the girls deal with remodeling the garage into a guest room.
TV-PG