Time Show Episode
8:00am
A Rose For Lotta
Pilot episode: Lotta crobtree is hired by a mining tycoon Alpheus Troy to lure one of the Cartwrights into town, to be held for ransom in exchange for Ponderosa Timber rights.
TV-PG
9:10am
The Spanish Grant
Rosita Morales pretends to be a heiress Isabella Marie Inez de la Cuesta in order to get a land grant which also includes part of the Ponderosa. She is not able to fool Ben though, who tries to find the real heiress, with the h
TV-PG
10:20am
Blood On The Land
A sheepherder who was originally just passing through the Ponderosa decides to stay there, permanently, regardless of Ben's attempts to kick him off the land. The sheepherder takes drastic measures to stay there when he takes A
TV-PG
11:30am
Bitter Water
When miner Lem Keith plans to buy land next to the Ponderosa, he goes to the owner's son, Todd to help him, since the he knows the owner will never sell to him. Todd is more than willing to help Lem because he is in love with h
TV-PG
12:30pm
Land Grab
Ben plays host to an old friend and ex army officer Bragg. What Ben doesn't know is that Bragg is posed as John Polk, and is sold Ponderosa land to settlers who now show up to claim their land.
TV-PG
1:30pm
The Auld Sod
Town drunk Danny Lynch has been writing his mother in Ireland about eh fabulous ranch he owns in Nevada territory called Ponderosa. The Cartwrights are dumbfounded when she comes to the ranch to visit and then must seek out Dan
TV-PG
2:30pm
The Beginning
In the middle of a dispute over land with neighbor Milton Tanner, Ben takes in Billy, a young white man raised by the Shoshone. Billy feels indebted to Ben and figures the way to repay him is to confront Tanner himself, in the
TV-PG
3:30pm
To Own The World
Hacket, the world's richest man, decides he wants the Ponderosa & will stop at nothing to get it, & blackmails one of Ben's friends into selling him the land. In the process Hacket almost looses the person who he loves, his wife
TV-PG
4:30pm
The Greedy Ones
Gus, an old prospector, comes to Virginia City claiming he finally struck gold. Word quickly spreads that the stricken was made on the Ponderosa. The Cartwright's fear that their ranch will be overrun & distorted by prospectors.
TV-PG
5:30pm
The Lucky Letter
Barney is intimidated by Andy not to respond to a chain letter.
TV-G
6:00pm
Goober and the Art of Love
Goober goes out on an awkward date with Lydia Crosswaithe (Josie Lloyd).
TV-G
6:30pm
If I Had a Quater- Million
Barney discovers a briefcase containing $250,000, and is soon taken in by the con man who lost it.
TV-G
7:00pm
TV or Not TV
A group of crooks try to take advantage of Andy and Barney while posing as a television crew.
TV-G
7:30pm
Case of the Punch on the Nose
Barney brews up trouble when he attempts to solve an old assault case between Floyd the barber and grocer Charlie Foley.
TV-G
8:00pm
Opie's Newspaper
In order to increase the sales of his newspaper, Opie starts printing some local gossip he hears around town.
TV-G
8:30pm
The Arrest of the Fun Girls
The fun girls from Mt. Pilot make one final trip to Mayberry. Once again, Andy and Barney soon find themselves in hot water.
TV-G
9:00pm
Mother's Day, Part 1
Debra takes offense when Marie accuses her of being rude, and the two wind up fighting and not speaking to each other.
TV-PG
9:30pm
The Bigger Person, Part 2
Now that Debra and Ray's mom aren't speaking to each other, Debra goes out of her way to ensure that Ray doesn't spend time with his mother by waiting on him hand and foot so he prefers to stay close to home.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Crime and Punishment (Part 1 of 2)
Dan is summoned to D.J.'s principal's office when D. is caught with obscene reading materials - which he got from Darlene! Meanwhile, Roseanne learns a shocking secret when she presses Jackie about spending time with Fisher.
TV-PG
10:30pm
War and Peace (Part 2 of 2)
Dan's in jail for beating up Jackie's boyfriend, Fisher, and Darlene relishes the moment when she has to bail him out. Meanwhile, Roseanne convinces Jackie to leave her abusive boyfriend.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Promises, Promises
Darlene and David's youthful romance takes a complicated turn when she surprises him by renting a hotel room after their senior prom. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Dan decide to invest in a friend's business scheme.
TV-PG
11:36pm
A Stash from the Past
The discovery of a mysterious cache of marijuana in the Conner household sparks a smoky chain of events -- leading Roseanne and Dan to the humorous realization that their days of "rebellious youth" are over.
TV-PG