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The Golden Girls

Yes, We Have No Havanas

Episode: 401 | Aired: October 08, 1988

Blanche's latest boyfriend is a charming Cuban whom sweeps Blanche off her feet but she's not the only one when Blanche discovers he's been dating Sophia behind her back. Meanwhile, Rose takes a course taught by Dorothy in order to get a high school diploma.

The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo

Episode: 402 | Aired: October 22, 1988

This episode does a study in contrast, Sophia's busy day to Blanche, Dorothy and Rose's lazy day. While Sophia, organizes a band to raise money, volunteers at the hospital and battles return policies at the supermarket, Blanche, Dorothy and Rose sit around discussing what they should do that's constructive.

The One That Got Away

Episode: 403 | Aired: October 29, 1988

Blanche is determined to sleep with the one man who has refused her once in the past. Meanwhile, Rose claims to have seen a UFO and gets the Air Force involved.

Yokel Hero

Episode: 404 | Aired: November 05, 1988

Rose is running for St. Olaf Woman of the Year and with a little help from Blanche and Dorothy, altering her list of qualifications on the entry form, she's a sure winner. Meanwhile, a heat wave strikes Miami and the girl's air conditioning goes out.

Bang the Drum, Stanley

Episode: 405 | Aired: November 12, 1988

At a baseball game, Sophia gets beaned. This prompts Stan to talk her into filing a lawsuit for payment on her severe injuries, which he gets her to fake. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose prepare for roles in the play "Cats." Guest Star(s): Herb Edelman

Sophia's Wedding Part 1

Episode: 406 | Aired: November 19, 1988

The death of a close friend, Esther Weinstock, brings Sophia face to face with Esther's husband a man whom she vowed never to speak to again due to things that happened in the past. However, when Dorothy prompts them to make up they get a little to close and wind up in bed together. Soon after, they announce their engagement, something that Dorothy is totally against. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose begin an Elvis Presley fan club. Guest Star: Quentin Tarantino

Sophia's Wedding Part 2

Episode: 407 | Aired: November 26, 1988

Sophia and Max come back from their honeymoon with no place to stay so Blanche, Dorothy and Rose put them up until they can find a place. Meanwhile, Sophia and Max decide to restart the old business Max had with Sophia's late husband, a pizza knish stand. However, Dorothy begins smoking again!

Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?

Episode: 408 | Aired: December 03, 1988

When Sophia accidentally places Blanche's aviator jacket (with the winning lottery ticket in the pocket!), the girls do a little searching. The end up trying to get it back from a homeless shelter. In the end, after noticing how badly the people need the money, they decide to give the winning ticket to the shelter.

Scared Straight

Episode: 409 | Aired: December 10, 1988

Blanche's brother, Clayton, comes to Miami for a visit, and Blanche goes all out fixing him up on blind dates. However, Rose learns the truth: Clayton is gay and is afraid to tell Blanche the truth about himself.

Stan Takes a Wife

Episode: 410 | Aired: January 07, 1989

Stan breaks the news that he's engaged to be married - something Dorothy at first seems to accept. However, after Sophia falls ill, Stan comforts Dorothy which sparks old feelings in her and she contemplates trying to get back together with Stan. Guest Star: Herb Edelman

The Auction

Episode: 411 | Aired: January 14, 1989

The girls try to cough up enough money to pay for a new roof. Meanwhile, Sophia's volunteer job at the hospital is what brings the girls a piece of inside information that could give them enough money for a new roof and money left to spare. The info is that a famous artist is dying, so the girls head to an auction to bid on one of his paintings.

Blind Date

Episode: 412 | Aired: January 28, 1989

After being dumped by her boyfriend, Blanche befriends a man at a bar and makes a date with him. Unknown to her, he's blind. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Rose try their hand at coaching a kids' football team.

The Impotence of Being Ernest

Episode: 413 | Aired: February 04, 1989

Rose is crazy about her latest boyfriend, Ernie, but can't understand why he doesn't approach the subject of sex. When she forces the subject, she learns the truth that he's impotent.

Love Me Tender

Episode: 414 | Aired: February 06, 1989

When Sophia sets Dorothy up on a blind date, Dorothy secretly falls for the seemingly simple man, claiming "he's the greatest lover she ever had." Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose join the "Be a Pal" and become pals to two motherless girls. Guest Star: John Fiedler

Valentine's Day

Episode: 415 | Aired: February 11, 1989

It's Valentine's Day, and the girls are all excited until each one of their dates cancels at the last minute. This leaves them to reminisce about Valentine's Day past. Guest Star: Julio Iglesias

Two Rode Together

Episode: 416 | Aired: February 18, 1989

Dorothy wants to spend some "quality" time with Sophia so she takes her away for the weekend to Disney World. However, her attempts fail when a fed up Sophia storms out. Meanwhile, Rose and Blanche try their hand at writing children's stories. Guest Star: Freddie Jackson

You Gotta Have Hope

Episode: 417 | Aired: February 25, 1989

Dorothy is in charge of a hospital charity show and things aren't going her way. She can't find any talent for the talent show and her emcee has just cancelled. Rose's solution for her problem makes things worse when the girls scour Miami in hopes of getting Bob Hope to perform in the show. Guest Stars: Bob Hope, The Del Rubio Triplets

Fiddler on the Ropes

Episode: 418 | Aired: March 04, 1989

Without the consent of the other girls, Sophia sinks their life savings into backing Pepe, a prize fighter. However, on the eve of the fight, the girls discover Pepe missing and make a shocking discovery.

Till Death Do We Volley

Episode: 419 | Aired: March 18, 1989

Dorothy's old friend, Trudy, comes for a visit and this revives their old rivalry between each other. However, the visit turns tragic when Trudy suddenly dies and Dorothy blames herself.

High Anxiety

Episode: 420 | Aired: March 25, 1989

After Sophia accidentally knocks a bottle of Rose's pills down the sink, it is discovered, she is addicted to them. She then must battle withdrawal when she can't get a hold of another bottle. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Sophia are hired to be in a pizza commercial.

Little Sister

Episode: 421 | Aired: April 01, 1989

Rose's sister, Holly comes for a visit and becomes quick friends with Dorothy and Blanche, and leaves Rose out in the cold. However, when Rose catches Holly with Blanche's boyfriend and tries to tell Blanche, Dorothy and Blanche refuse to believe her.

Sophia's Choice

Episode: 422 | Aired: April 15, 1989

Sophia goes into action to break her friend Lillian out of "the worst nursing home in the city." However, Lillian proves to be too much of a handful for Sophia to handle. Meanwhile, Blanche considers having her breasts enlarged.

Rites of Spring

Episode: 423 | Aired: April 29, 1989

A week prior to a friend's annual party, the girls debate on what they should do to improve their appearance. This leads the girls to reminisce about previous attempts to improve their looks. Guest Star: Herb Edelman

Foreign Exchange

Episode: 424 | Aired: May 06, 1989

Sophia's old friends, Philomena and Dominic, come to Miami from Sicily, for a visit and have shocking news for Dorothy. Philomena and Sophia had met in the hospital when they were giving birth and now Philomena and Dominic claim that there was a mix-up and Dorothy was switched at birth. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose take "dirty dancing" lessons.

We're Outta Here Part 2

Episode: 426 | Aired: May 13, 1989

Blanche debates on whether or not to sell the house as she and the rest of the girls recall times they have spent together (via flashbacks).

We're Outta Here Part 1

Episode: 425 | Aired: May 13, 1989

Blanche, Dorothy and Rose return home from a play to discover Sophia in the midst of selling the house. It's later discovered a for sale sign was accidentally placed on the front lawn but Blanche begins to consider it after seeing the amount that she's offered. Guest Star: Herb Edelman