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Old Friends

Episode: 301 | Aired: September 19, 1987

Sophia befriends an old man on the boardwalk whom she becomes quick friends with. However, his strange behavior signals that he has a medical condition, Alzheimer's disease. Meanwhile, Blanche accidentally gives away Rose's teddy bear at a garage sale.

One for the Money

Episode: 302 | Aired: September 26, 1987

Sophia's latest get rich quick scheme prompts the girls to recall other various get rich quick schemes they've had over the years, including, catering, a dance marathon and a memory of Sophia's from 1954.

Bringing Up Baby

Episode: 303 | Aired: October 03, 1987

Rose is shocked to learn that in her late-uncle's will he left her his "Baby". However she is quickly delighted to learn the "baby" is a pig but delighted is not a word to describe Dorothy, Blanche and Sophia, at least not until they learn that when Baby dies Rose gets a large sum of money.

The Housekeeper

Episode: 304 | Aired: October 17, 1987

The girls' search for a housekeeper ends when they hire Marguerite, a woman who appears to have mystical powers. However, when they fire her, a string of bizarre events convince the girls that Marguerite has placed a curse on them.

Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself

Episode: 305 | Aired: October 24, 1987

When Rose must give a eulogy at her aunt's funeral, Rose must try to get over her biggest fear in the world, giving speeches. This also brings up Dorothy and Blanche's biggest fears, Dorothy's of flying and Blanche's of a recurring dream.

Letter to Gorbachev

Episode: 306 | Aired: October 31, 1987

Rose becomes concerned about nuclear war when girls in her cadet troop draw pictures of a bleak future. This prompts her to write letters to Gorbachev and Reagan. She's stunned when she gets a response and learns that Gorbechev would like to meet her. Guest Star: Edwin Newman

Strange Bedfellows

Episode: 307 | Aired: November 07, 1987

The girls try to help in a campaign to get Gil Kessler elected as local official. To his advantage, his chances of winning are boosted when reporters snap photos of Blanche entering his home one evening while his wife was away.

Brotherly Love

Episode: 308 | Aired: November 14, 1987

Blanche makes a move at Ted, Stan's brother, the minute she learns he's a neurosurgeon. She is furious when she discovers the only woman Ted is apparently interested in is Dorothy. Meanwhile, Rose is suffering from insomnia. Guest Stars: McLean Stevenson, Herb Edelman

A Visit From Little Sven

Episode: 309 | Aired: November 21, 1987

Rose's cousin Sven, arrives in Miami for a visit just prior to him being married by arrangement. However, when Blanche plays a trick on her latest beau, which involves Sven, the naive groom falls for her. Meanwhile, Sophia tries to renew her driver's license.

The Audit

Episode: 310 | Aired: November 28, 1987

Dorothy is stunned to learn that Stan's tax problems are her tax problems since Stan is being audited for a number of years when they were still married. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose take a Spanish class, each for different reasons. Guest Star: Herb Edelman

Three on a Couch

Episode: 311 | Aired: December 05, 1987

Constant bickering causes the girls to seek help from a therapist. This prompts the girls to reminisce about times they didn't get along. The therapist's conclusion: they should not live with one another.

Charlie's Buddy

Episode: 312 | Aired: December 12, 1987

A wartime buddy of Rose's late husband arrives in Miami to see Rose. However, he has more in mind than just a friendly visit. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Blanche haggle over the same dress to wear to a social event.

The Artist

Episode: 313 | Aired: December 19, 1987

Dorothy, Blanche and Rose each secretly pose nude for a Hungarian sculptor who will unveil the statue at an art show opening at a museum. Meanwhile, Sophia brushes up on practical jokes to get back a prankster at the Senior Citizens Center.

Blanche's Little Girl

Episode: 314 | Aired: January 09, 1988

Blanche is thrilled by a visit from her daughter, Rebecca, an ex-model who has now gained quite a bit of weight. Also visiting with Rebecca is her oafish beau who constantly puts down her weight. The kicker: she's thinking of marrying him.

Dorothy's New Friend

Episode: 315 | Aired: January 16, 1988

Dorothy befriends a novelist, Barbara Thorndyke, and she quickly infringes on Dorothy's relationship with Blanche and Rose, who think Barbara is nothing but a stuck up snob.

Grab That Dough

Episode: 316 | Aired: January 23, 1988

Sophia gets tickets for "Grab That Dough". However, she used her Sicilian mailing address instead of her own. The girls rush over to California just to make the taping.

My Brother, My Father

Episode: 317 | Aired: February 06, 1988

Sophia's brother, Angelo, a priest, is coming to Miami for a visit and he doesn't know Dorothy and Stan are divorced. So in order to spare his feelings, Sophia convinces Dorothy and Stan to pretend to be married. Meanwhile, Rose and Blanche prepare to star in a play, The Sound of Music. Guest Star: Herb Edelman

Golden Moments Part 2

Episode: 319 | Aired: February 13, 1988

As Sophia makes up her mind on whether or not to move in with her son, the girls continue to reminisce about the years they've shared together.

Golden Moments Part 1

Episode: 318 | Aired: February 13, 1988

Sophia announces her intentions of moving out of the house and in with her son Phil. This prompts the girls to reminisce about the good times and the bad times they've had together.

And Ma Makes Three

Episode: 320 | Aired: February 20, 1988

Feeling sorry for a lonely Sophia, Dorothy allows her to come along on a date with her and Dorothy's latest beau. However, pretty soon Sophia begins tagging along on every date which puts a rift in Dorothy's romantic plans.

Larceny and Old Lace

Episode: 321 | Aired: February 27, 1988

Sophia's latest boyfriend, Rocco claims to have been involved in the mob, so when the girls discover a bag of Rocco's with thousands of dollars in it, they assume he robbed a bank. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Blanche sneak a peak at Rose's diary. Guest Star: Mickey Rooney

Rose's Big Adventure

Episode: 322 | Aired: March 12, 1988

Rose's latest boyfriend has just retired and she is ready to spend a whole lot more time with him, but his retirement quickly turns him into a couch potato. Meanwhile, the girls deal with remodeling the garage into a guest room.

Mixed Blessing

Episode: 323 | Aired: March 19, 1988

Dorothy's son, Michael, pays another visit and this time he has an announcement: he's engaged. However, Dorothy has two more surprises in store. Her future daughter-in-law is also black and twenty years older than Michael.

Mister Terrific

Episode: 324 | Aired: April 30, 1988

Rose begins to date "Mr. Terrific," a kiddie show host, who gets fired when Dorothy gets a part-time job as a consultant on the show, a job he helped her get.

Mother's Day

Episode: 325 | Aired: May 07, 1988

While waiting for phone calls from their children wishing them a happy Mother's Day, the girls reminisce about past Mother's Days. Guest Star: Herb Edelman