That '70s Show

Worried that the kids are about to become crazed dope fiends straight out of "Reefer Madness," Red decides that discipline is what they need, and he's just the guy to make sure they get it.

Under Red's new regime, the kids feel as if they're in prison. Kitty thinks Red's having a little too much fun playing warden, and she's determined to get her happy home back.

Hyde's world is turned upside down when he finds that his father, who left over eight years ago, is bartending at a local dive. And Donna's annoyed when she finds a stack of girly magazines under Eric's bed.

Point Place goes paranormal when Eric falls for Donna's new look, Laurie goes psycho on Kelso, and Fez tries to figure out why Midge has disappeared. Tune in to watch the Halloween hilarity.Kelso is chased down by the paperboys remote control airplane. Later, when Kelso slips into the shower before Laurie, she flushes the toilet in anger, causing Kelso to scream in pain from the hot water, spilling Lauries raspberry shampoo down the drain.

Kelso's jealous when Jackie picks Fez to be her partner in a roller disco competition. And Red gets sued by a former employee for wrongful termination.

Even though Shelly, Eric's lab partner, is continuously hitting on him, Donna seems unconcerned. But things change when Donna finds someone's panties in the Vista Cruiser.

Kelso demands money when Jackie smashes his van. Laurie's babysitting for a friend of Kitty's, and seeing a baby around the house makes Kitty think she might like to have another one. And Eric gets in trouble when he assumes Donna plans to be a stay-at-home mom when they have kids.

Red and Bob throw competing Veterans' Day barbeques, while Jackie and Hyde go on a date.

When Hyde throws an unsupervised keg party at his dad's apartment, Red decides that Bud Hyde needs a lesson in parenting. And Donna isn't thrilled when Jackie drags her along on a girls' night out.

Kelso dreams up a "romantic" double date with Eric and Donna as he attempts to win Jackie back. Kitty wants Red to talk to Laurie, because all she does is party all night and sleep all day. And Hyde's driving around in a panic when he discovers that his passenger, Leo, is holding a bag of illegal drugs.

Eric and Donna try to withhold sex from each other, and each is determined not to be the one to cave in. Kelso tries to convince his friends that he's seen a U.F.O. And in an attempt to be more outgoing, Red throws a party.

Eric is named Employee of the Month at Pricemart, but he can't understand why Red isn't happier about it. When Donna wins Led Zeppelin tickets and Eric has to work the night of the concert, the gang fights over who will get the second ticket. And Fez sees the most beautiful girl in the world but is afraid to talk to her.

Kelso invites the gang out for an expensive dinner and then announces that he's not paying; his plan is for them to dine and dash. And Bob's upset since his business folded, Red hasn't offered him a job at Pricemart.

Donna gets a job at a radio station, and Eric's afraid she's ready to dump him so she can spend all her time hanging out with rock stars.

It's Valentine's Day, and the gang's playing basketball in the driveway. Eric gets himself in serious trouble when he pulls down Donna's sweat pants revealing ugly, oversized panties. And Kelso's devastated when he finds out Laurie is cheating on him.

Trouble starts when Red and Kitty sneak off for a romantic weekend to the same hotel where Donna and Eric are staying. And Kelso is plagued with impotence, his worst nightmare.

Red and Eric are in hot water when they forget Kitty's birthday. Kelso tries being just friends with Jackie, and she begins thinking of him as her best girlfriend. And after spending a few minutes with Caroline, Hyde tells Fez that his new girlfriend is a psycho.

Jackie tests Kelso to see if he's cleaned up his act enough for them to get back together. Kitty and Red are upset to learn that the Pinciottis are throwing a party and they're not invited. And their plan backfires when Fez, Hyde and Eric decide to trash a rival school's locker room.

A visit from Paula, Kitty's beautiful and successful sister, makes Kitty believe that her life is going nowhere. After the guys see an x-rated movie, Eric tries some new moves on Donna. And Kelso decides he's never going to tell another lie.

Kitty enlists Red, Eric, Kelso and Hyde to help at the church fundraiser. Donna and Jackie hang out with Caroline, Fez's girlfriend, and soon agree with Hyde that she's psycho. And Eric gets some words of advice that make him nervous about his relationship with Donna.

To get Caroline off his back, Fez pretends to be dating Donna while Eric enjoys living as a bachelor again. And the guys establish a pool which will pay off when the reunited Kelso and Jackie have their first fight

When Eric sneaks a peek at Donna's journal and learns that she wishes he'd be more wild and dangerous, Eric starts his makeover by getting a tattoo on his butt.

The guys take a road trip to Canada to buy beer, but things go awry when Fez loses his green card. Jackie gets a modeling audition and refuses to listen when Donna tells her it might be a scam. Red brings home a Betamax, and Kitty pronounces it useless.

Donna's in trouble with Eric when she ditches him at a Ted Nugent concert. Red's in trouble with Kitty when he can't remember how they met. And Hyde and Fez are in trouble with the law when they try to sell counterfeit T-shirts at the concert.

Eric buys a promise ring for Donna and Kelso buys one for Jackie, and both guys are surprised at their girlfriends' reactions.