15 - The Light Housekeeper
When Fred receives a slight injury in a car accident, Lamont
and Fred decide to hire a housekeeper. When she arrives, Fred
is aghast to learn she is white, and lazy. Mary Wickes Guest
stars.
16 - Blood Is Thicker Than Junk
Lamont seeks employment elsewhere, forcing Fred to find a
new partner for the junk yard.
17 - By the Numbers
Fred gets that old feelingnot love...the numbers! He's
sure he's dreamed up a winner, but Lamont refuses to let him
place a bet.
18 - The Card Sharps
Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying
to sock it-to him for every cent he's got, but Lamont won't
believe him. Thalmus Rasulala, David Moses and Ron Glass Guest
stars.
19 - Whiplash
After Fred has an accident in the pick-up truck, he decides
he is suffering from whiplash and his friend Bubba convinces
him he's is sitting on a gold mine. Don Bexley Guest stars.
20 - Have Gun, Will Sell
Lamont and his friend Rollo scare off a burglar in the Sanford
house, but he leaves something behinda gun. Nathaniel
Taylor Guest stars.
21 - The Dowry
Fred's cousin and his new bride visit from St. Louis with
the idea of finding a husband for his cousin's new stepdaughter.
When Fred learns there's a $10,000 dowry involved, he schemes
to get Lamont marry her. Marguerite Ray and Albert Reed Guest
stars. Episode written by Richard Pryor and Paul Mooney.
22 - Jealousy
Invited to dinner at the Sanford home, Fred's fiancee Donna
brings along a patient who is in her care. The man, apparently
a healthy specimen, makes it obvious he thinks of Donna as
more than a nurse. Roscoe Lee Browne Guest stars.
23 - Tooth or Consequences
When Fred's attempt to have a hypnotist cure his toothache
fails, Lamont insists that his "chicken" father go to the
free clinic.
24 - The Shootout
When Lamont brings home an antique gun, Fred pulls the trigger
and is surprised to learn that the gun is loaded. The bullet
fired careens through his neighbor's window with whom he just
had an argument with. Leo Fuchs Guest stars.
25 - The Puerto Ricans Are Coming!
Fred is upset because his new neighbor is opening a competing
junkyard; but he's beside himself when he learns the neighbor
is Puerto Rican. Gregory Sierra guest stars.
26 - A Visit from Lena Horne
Fred spots Lena Horne's car in the parking lot while touring
the NBC studios and sneaks away to meet "the first lady of
his dreams." Lena Horne Guest stars.
27 - Sanford and Son and Sister Makes Three
Fred's old flame Juanita brings her daughter Alice to dinner
and its love at first sight for Lamont. When Lamont plans
to marry Alice, Fred tries to convince his son not to. Ja'net
DuBois and Emily Yancy Guest stars.
28 - Fred & Carol & Fred & Donna
Fred invites both his fiancee Donna and a door-to-door saleslady
to dinner on the same evening.
29 - A Guest in the Yard
Fred and Lamont find a bum in their yard and before they know
it, the Sanfords are jumping to his every whim for fear he'll
make good on his threat.
30 - The Big Party
Faced with more bills than they can pay, Fred and Lamont decide
to give a neighborhood party and charge admission. Gabe Dell
and Danny Black guest star.
31 - Lamont Goes African
Fred thinks Lamont's fascinations with Africa are Ludicrous,
until he meets Olayia, a Nigerian women with definite ideas
about parental respect. Paula Kelly guest stars.
32 - Watts Side Story
Fred is shocked when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto
Rican neighbor, Julio.
33 - Pops n' Pals
Feeling jealous and neglected, Fred conjours up several ruses
that will hopefully keep Lamont from spending so much time
with Julio.
34 - The Infernal Triangle
Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry
a young woman he has just met. Lamont is shocked when he finds
out that she is one of his old girlfriends.
35 - Home Sweet Home for the Aged
Fred is caught up in a series of frustrating situations when
he becomes a resident of a senior citizens' home as Lamont
plans to work and travel the world.
36 - Pot Luck
Lamont outsmarts himself when he buys what he believes is
a rare antique commode for only $20. It turns out that Lamont
is a ploy for a con game.
37 - The Kid
A nine-year-old runaway worms his way into the Sanford yard
and eventually into Fred's heart. Lincoln Kilpartrick, Jr.
guest stars.
38 - Rated X
Fred Lamont and Rollo almost become stars in an x-rated movie
until they are faced with the "naked" truth and the wrath
of Aunt Esther.