EPISODES
1 - Crossed Swords
Lamont discovers that the porcelain figure he has brought is worth a great deal of money and decides to auction off the piece.
2 - Happy Birthday, Pop
Fred's 65th birthday is anything but happy when his first Social Security check and Lamont's "night on the town" don't meet his expectations.
3 - Here Comes the Bride, There Goes the Bride
Fred's protest against Lamont's impending marriage fails to change his son's mind.
4 - The Copper Caper
Fred's suspicions about a used-copper salesman are ignored by Lamont.
5 - A Matter of Life and Breath
Lamont and Fred, take advantage of the free test offered by a breathmoblie. The results convince Fred that he has tuberculosis.
6 - We Were Robbed
Fred covers his clumsiness by proclaiming "we were robbed" and he turns into a boastful hero cited for bravery.
7 - A Pad for Lamont
Angered by his father's constant interruption of his dates, Lamont moves out to pursue life as a swinging bachelor.
8 - The Great Sanford Siege
Fred's failure to pay his bills brings threats of turned off utilities and repossessed furniture.
9 - Coffins for Sale
Lamont buys two coffins at an auction. Very superstitious about having coffins in the house, Fred decided to sleep in the back of the truck until they are sold.
10 - The Barracuda
Lamont strongly objects to his father's proposal of marriage to the widow Donna Harris. Lynn Hamilton Guest stars.
11 - TV or Not TV
Fred wants a color television and Lamont wants a car, but they can't afford both. Fred is enraged to learn that Lamont brought the car and ends up in the hospital with amnesia.
12 - The Suitcase Case
Lamont stumbles upon a suitcase full of what he's sure is stolen money and calls the police to come take it away. Not wanting to take any chances, Fred locks the find up in the safe.
13 - The Return of the Barracuda
Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.
14 - The Piano Movers
A great deal on a grand piano finds Lamont and Fred lodged in the apartment of a wealthy eccentric.