1 - Crossed Swords
Lamont discovers that the porcelain figure he has brought is
worth a great deal of money and decides auctioning off the piece
will bring the best price.
2 - Happy Birthday, Pop
Fred's 65th birthday is anything but happy when his first
Social Security check and Lamont's "night on the town" don't
meet his expectations.
3 - Here Comes the Bride, There Goes the Bride
Fred's protest against Lamont's impending marriage fails to
change his son's mind. But as the ceremony begins, the bride
to be leaves Lamont standing at the altar.
4 - The Copper Caper
Fred's suspicions about a used-copper salesman are ignored
by Lamont, especially after his son checks the metal's going
price.
5 - A Matter of Life and Breath
Lamont and Fred, at Lamont's insistence, take advantage of
the free test offered by a Breathmoblie. The results convince
Fred that he has tuberculosis.
6 - We Were Robbed
Fred covers his clumsiness by proclaiming "we were robbed"
and he turns into a boastful hero cited for bravery.
7 - A Pad for Lamont
Angered by his father's constant interruption of his dates,
Lamont moves out to pursue the life of a swinging bachelor.
8 - The Great Sanford Siege
Fred's failure to pay his bills brings threats of turned off
utilities and repossessed furniture.
9 - Coffins for Sale
Lamont buys two coffins at an auction. Very superstition about
having coffins in the house, Fred decided to sleep in the
back of the truck until they are sold.
10 - The Barracuda
Lamont strongly objects to his father's proposal of marriage
to the widow Donna Harris. Lynn Hamilton Guest stars.
11 - TV or Not TV
Fred wants a color television and Lamont wants a car, but
they can't afford both. Fred enraged to learn that Lamont
brought the car, ends up in the hospital with amnesia.
12 - The Suitacase Case
Lamont stumbles upon a suitcase full of what he's sure is
stolen money and calls the police to come take it away. Not
wanting to take any chances, Fred locks the find up in the
safe.
13 - The Return of the Barracuda
Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once
again planning to wed.
14 - The Piano Movers
A great deal on a grand piano finds Lamont and Fred lodged
in the apartment of a wealthy eccentric.