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Roseanne

Nine Is Enough

Episode: 701 | Aired:

Roseanne's announcement that she is pregnant again leads to her and Dan debating kicking Becky out of the house to make room. Jackie and Fred squabble over sleeping arrangements.

Two for One

Episode: 702 | Aired: September 28, 1994

Dan is anxious at the thought of Roseanne having another child; Roseanne is upset to discover that Darlene is seeing a college student and that David has accepted it.

Snoop Davey Dave

Episode: 703 | Aired: October 05, 1994

Hurt that he was dumped by Darlene, David tells her parents that she has been experimenting with drugs at college.

Girl Talk

Episode: 704 | Aired: October 12, 1994

Dan, Mark and Fred indulge in a little "girl talk" and are horrified to discover what their respective wives have told each other about the men's sexual preferences and disfunctions.

Sleeper

Episode: 705 | Aired: October 19, 1994

David has to move in with D.J. when the basement is flooded; David hesitantly admits to Becky that he had an erotic dream; she assumes it was about her; D.J. tells Mark, who tries to beat up David; then David confesses the dream was really about Roseanne.

Follow the Son

Episode: 707 | Aired: November 02, 1994

D.J. wants out of his busboy job at the Lunch Box, and David wants to put the kibosh on Darlene's moving in with her new squeeze Jimmy - who misinterprets David's obsessive interest in him.

Punch and Jimmy

Episode: 708 | Aired: November 09, 1994

An impromptu visit to Darlene's apartment gives Roseanne a clearer picture of what Jimmy is all about; meanwhile at home, Dan finds himself a bit fuzzy on parenting skills: D.J. is being beaten up by a bully, and taking it out on David.

White Men Can't Kiss

Episode: 709 | Aired: November 16, 1994

D.J.'s refusal to kiss a black student in the school play brings Dan and Roseanne face to face with their own racial prejudices.

Thanksgiving 1994

Episode: 710 | Aired: November 23, 1994

Thanksgiving is a real turkey at the Conner household when Roseanne gets alarming medical news she can't confirm with the pre-natal clinic, and Nana Mary arrives with a feeble husband on her arm - then upsets Bev by discussing the two abortions Nana Mary had years ago.

Maybe Baby

Episode: 711 | Aired: November 30, 1994

Roseanne is warring with Dan and in a dither over her upcoming second medical test, which may require a difficult decision - one she believes is hers alone to make.

The Parenting Trap

Episode: 712 | Aired: December 14, 1994

Dan takes the bull by the horns after he learns that D.J. isn't performing well in school; meanwhile, to Roseanne's horror, Darlene seems genuinely impressed with David's dimwitted new girlfriend.

Rear Window

Episode: 713 | Aired: January 04, 1995

The Connors get an eyeful from a new elderly neighbor couple who enjoy nudity in their home but are all too visible from Roseanne and Dan's bedroom. Meanwhile, Mark is so convinced that he is losing Becky to David that he asks Darlene for help.

My Name Is Bev

Episode: 714 | Aired: January 11, 1995

After Bev is charged with drunken driving, Jackie and Roseanne accompany her to a compulsory AA seminar. Her new resolve of sobriety on Super Bowl Sunday wreaks havoc with Dan's keg party.

Bed and Bored

Episode: 715 | Aired: February 01, 1995

Roseanne feigns illness to get some rest, but grows bored instead; Jackie confronts Bev about having been a rotten mother to her.

Sisters

Episode: 716 | Aired: February 08, 1995

Sibling rivalries fester when Jackie complains to Roseanne about D.J.'s annoying visits, and Roseanne lures Darlene home.

Lost Youth

Episode: 717 | Aired: February 15, 1995

Jealousies mount between David and Mark over vulnerable Lunch Box waitress Stacy, whom David asks to pose for a wall mural in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their lovemaking needs a shot in the arm, even though he likes it just the way it is.

Single Married Female

Episode: 718 | Aired: February 22, 1995

In Roseanne's absence, Dan gets unexpected advice from David after discovering a scandalous secret concerning Jackie.

The Clip Show: All About Rosey Part 1

Episode: 719 | Aired: March 01, 1995

Youngsters Roseanne and Jackie, visit a fortuneteller, who gives them a peek into their futures via his crystal ball; in the future, Jackie takes an adult, autistic D.J. (John Goodman), to see a psychiatrist.

The Clip Show: All About Rosey Part 2

Episode: 720 | Aired: March 01, 1995

The "Sitcom Moms Welcome Wagon" visit Roseanne.

Husbands and Wives

Episode: 721 | Aired: March 22, 1995

Just as Fred gets ready to cave in and return home, Roseanne comes to regret sticking her nose in where it doesn't belong by trying to reunite him with Jackie.

Happy Trailers

Episode: 722 | Aired: March 29, 1995

Becky and Mark finally leave the Conner nest to move into a tacky trailer park, but when Roseanne and Dan try to help out financially, their offers are met with a wall of resistance. Meanwhile, a tipsy neighbor drops by to put out the trailer park welcome mat.

The Blaming of the Shrew

Episode: 723 | Aired: May 03, 1995

Dan puts his foot down when D.J. allows a pushy vixen to boss him around; and Jackie gets a few things off her chest when she and Fred visit a therapist to save their marriage.

The Birds and the Frozen Bees

Episode: 724 | Aired: May 10, 1995

Roseanne has a bee in her bonnet over the possibility that David may like another girl better than Darlene - who risks losing him if she doesn't take her mom's advice and act fast.

Couch Potatoes

Episode: 725 | Aired: May 17, 1995

Because the Conners have been selected as a Nielsen family, Roseanne decrees that their household viewing habits must change.

Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

Episode: 726 | Aired: May 24, 1995

A Gilligan's Island fantasy plays into the season finale, which finds Dan torn between pleasing Roseanne and building a boat. Dan becomes the Skipper, Leon becomes Mr Howell, Bev becomes Mrs Howell, Jackie becomes Gilligan, Darlene becomes Maryanne, and Roseanne becomes Ginger.