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Mommy Nearest

Episode: 504 | Aired:

Roseanne and Jackie's mother comes to town with shocking news. She's moving to Lanford! To ease the blow, she's giving her children thousands of dollars. Also, Jackie begins dating a much younger man.

Terms of Estrangement Part 1

Episode: 501 | Aired: September 15, 1992

When Dan's motorcycle shop goes under, and Roseanne is out of work, Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.

Terms of Estrangement Part 2

Episode: 502 | Aired: September 22, 1992

Becky and Mark say goodbye before moving away.

The Dark Ages

Episode: 503 | Aired: September 29, 1992

The power company cuts off the Conners' power; Dan and Roseanne must look at Darlene in a new light after David spends the night in her room.

Pretty in Black

Episode: 505 | Aired: October 13, 1992

Roseanne mortifies Darlene with a sweet sixteen party, then sends her off to her friends while the adults enjoy the festivities, which include a game of Truth or Dare; the Tildens move in next door.

Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places

Episode: 506 | Aired: October 20, 1992

Denied a bank loan to open the restaurant, Roseanne must turn to Bev; Darlene catches D.J. peeping at neighbor Molly.

Halloween IV

Episode: 507 | Aired: October 27, 1992

Having lost her Halloween spirit, Roseanne sends everyone to a party while she stays home - and is visited by the ghosts of Halloween past, present, and future

Ladies' Choice

Episode: 508 | Aired: November 10, 1992

Nancy takes Roseanne and Jackie by surprise with the announcement that she and Marla are gay lovers; Bev announces she is moving into a Lanford retirement centre, which leaves Roseanne feeling over the hill.

Stand On Your Man

Episode: 509 | Aired: November 17, 1992

The Lunch Box welcomes its first customers, including a weirdo whose presence sends the gals to a self-defense class. Meanwhile, Arnie questions his manhood after hearing that Nancy is gay.

Good Girls, Bad Girls

Episode: 510 | Aired: November 24, 1992

Roseanne reluctantly allows Darlene to go to a rock concert in nearby Rockford with Molly - who abandons her.

Of Ice and Men

Episode: 511 | Aired: December 01, 1992

D.J. decides to take up hockey and becomes the terror of the rink; Roseanne meddles to reunite Jackie and Fisher.

It's No Place Like Home For the Holidays

Episode: 512 | Aired: December 15, 1992

A Christmas Eve snowstorm scatters the Connors, with Roseanne and Jackie trapped at the Luch Box with Bev and Nana Mary, while Darlene takes shelter at David's and learns the truth about his home life.

Crime and Punishment Part 1

Episode: 513 | Aired: January 05, 1993

Dan disciplines D.J. for taking offensive reading material to school - Darlene's comic book. Later, Dan reacts strongly when Roseanne discovers that Fisher has beaten Jackie.

War and Peace Part 2

Episode: 514 | Aired: January 12, 1993

Dan returns home to rampart rumors about his behavior, while Roseanne urges a dazed Jackie to leave her abusive boyfriend.

Lanford Daze

Episode: 515 | Aired: January 26, 1993

Loretta Lynn moseys by during Lanford Days, while vegetarian Darlene reluctantly serves meat at the Lunch Box booth, and D.J. stars in a school play about the founding of the town.

Wait Til Your Father Gets Home

Episode: 516 | Aired: February 09, 1993

The death of their father finds Jackie blubbering, but Roseanne angry - and sharing a drink with the "other woman" in his life.

First Cousin, Twice Removed

Episode: 517 | Aired: February 16, 1993

A wealthy and successful cousin whom Roseanne hasn't seen in 25 years comes to bury the hachet, and encourages Darlene to leave home.

Lose a Job, Winnebago

Episode: 518 | Aired: February 23, 1993

The Conners and the Tildens travel to California in a motor home, with Dan pondering his future and Ty contemplating Jackie.

It's a Boy

Episode: 519 | Aired: March 02, 1993

Roseanne wants Darlene's boyfriend David to move in with them, but Dan refuses to allow it.

It Was Twenty Years Ago Today

Episode: 520 | Aired: March 09, 1993

For their anniversary, Roseanne poses in a sexy photo for Dan, while he moonlights at a big-and-tall men's store to pay for his present for her.

Playing with Matches

Episode: 521 | Aired: March 23, 1993

Darlene wants nothing to do with David after Molly kisses him; and a new friend puts a smile on Bev's face.

Promises, Promises

Episode: 522 | Aired: April 06, 1993

Darlene springs a prom-night surprise on David: she has rented a motel room. Meanwhile, Dan is reluctant to share with Roseanne his plans for a new business.

Glengarry, Glen Rosey

Episode: 523 | Aired: May 04, 1993

Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their new partner Roger skips town.

Tooth or Consequences

Episode: 524 | Aired: May 11, 1993

Dan realizes that he needs a steady job to take care of his family when he accidentally knocks out one of Roseanne's teeth on the day she is to meet with a health inspector (who turns out to be Leon); Darlene is accepted to art school but David is rejected.

Daughters and Other Strangers

Episode: 525 | Aired: May 18, 1993

Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; new neighbor George befriends D.J.