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A Bitter Pill to Swallow

Episode: 401 | Aired: September 17, 1991

Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.

Take My Bike...Please!

Episode: 402 | Aired: September 24, 1991

Roseanne and Dan open Lanford Custom Cycles, but selling a bike proves an exhausting challenge, as does keeping the household fine-tuned with Becky in charge.

Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker

Episode: 403 | Aired: October 01, 1991

Jackie is horrified to find that she has slept with Arnie; Dan invites Leon home for the weekly poker game; DJ trades his comics for a dog.

Darlene Fades to Black

Episode: 404 | Aired: October 08, 1991

Darlene slips into a depressive state, wanting to wear only black, watch TV and be left alone; Becky wants a motorcycle.

Tolerate Thy Neighbor

Episode: 405 | Aired: October 15, 1991

Roseanne's new neighbors the Bowmans are robbed while they are out of town.

Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

Episode: 406 | Aired: October 29, 1991

Roseanne comes unglued thinking that Kathy Bowman will take revenge for a Hallowe'en prank; Jackie flirts with a moose at the Lodge costume party only to discover that it's former boyfriend Booker.

Vegas Part 1

Episode: 407 | Aired: November 05, 1991

Arnie wants to wed Nancy in Las Vegas, inviting Dan and Roseanne to stand up for them.

Vegas, Vegas Part 2

Episode: 408 | Aired: November 12, 1991

The Conners risk getting thrown out of a Vegas nightclub, and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.

Stressed to Kill

Episode: 409 | Aired: November 19, 1991

Becky gets into hot water for helping Darlene with an assignment; trying to stop smoking cold-turkey has Roseanne frazzled, as does working two jobs.

Thanksgiving 1991

Episode: 410 | Aired: November 26, 1991

Thanksgiving brings four generations together to cope with a surprise announcement from Bev.

Kansas City, Here We Come

Episode: 411 | Aired: December 03, 1991

Roseanne and Jackie go to Kansas City to visit their father's mistress; Dan intends to beat up Becky's obnoxious boss.

Santa Claus

Episode: 412 | Aired: December 24, 1991

Roseanne talks Leon into letting her play Santa Claus at the mall - and hears something from one of the kids' mothers, who turns out to be Darlene's new friend and confidante.


Episode: 413 | Aired: January 07, 1992

Roseanne gets hooked on bingo; meanwhile, Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son.

The Bowling Show

Episode: 414 | Aired: January 21, 1992

When Dan and Arnie struggle to bring their bowling team out of last place, some unexpected competition arises. Meanwhile, Roseanne feels shut out of Jackie's new friendship with Nancy.

The Back Story

Episode: 415 | Aired: February 04, 1992

After Roseanne throws her back out, Bev arrives to help out - and to spoil her grandchildren.

Less is More

Episode: 416 | Aired: February 11, 1992

A doctor recommends that Roseanne undergo breast reduction surgery for her back problems.

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

Episode: 417 | Aired: February 18, 1992

Roseanne and Dan are relieved when Becky breaks up with Mark.


Episode: 421 | Aired: February 24, 1992

Roseanne is upset when she learns that Rodbell's employees must take a lie detector test to find out who has been stealing from the restaurant; Darlene bypasses Roseanne for advice about her beau.

This Old House

Episode: 418 | Aired: February 25, 1992

On a last visit to their childhood home, Roseanne and Jackie recall their adolescent years, causing Roseanne to reconsider a punishment for Darlene.

The Commercial Show

Episode: 419 | Aired: March 03, 1992

The Conners are sitting pretty for a TV ad for Rodbell's Luncheonette, but at home things get ugly between D.J. and Todd. Leon and Steven break up, and the Bowmans move back to Chicago.


Episode: 420 | Aired: March 17, 1992

Roseanne accompanies Jackie to her therapist after she chooses the ideal man for her; Darlene mouths off once too often about a female school bully.


Episode: 422 | Aired: March 31, 1992

A pregnant Crystal goes into labor with Dan coaching her in the delivery room; Roseanne and Bonnie feud over who should replace Leon as the new manager of the coffee shop; and Darlene delivers a message to David to quit crowding her.


Episode: 423 | Aired: April 28, 1992

Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne about the boy's drunken, reckless evening at the Lobo Lounge to cover both their tracks.

Don't Make Me Over

Episode: 424 | Aired: May 05, 1992

The girls take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day in hopes of convincing her to let them attend a weekend rock concert.


Episode: 425 | Aired: May 12, 1992

As the luncheonette closes and the bike shop folds, D.J.'s scholastic achievement is the only light on the Conners' dim horizon.