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The Test

Episode: 301 | Aired: September 18, 1990

Becky is eager to practice for her driving test, while the rest of the family awaits the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test.

Friends and Relatives

Episode: 302 | Aired: September 25, 1990

Borrowing or lending money to friends comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family can only add up to disaster.

Like, a Virgin

Episode: 303 | Aired: October 02, 1990

Roseanne thinks it's time to give Becky "the talk" unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.

Like, a New Job

Episode: 304 | Aired: October 09, 1990

Roseanne begins working late as a coffee-shop waitress, and leaves Dan in charge of the kids.

Goodbye, Mr. Right

Episode: 305 | Aired: October 16, 1990

Jackie and Gary break up after she's injured in the line of duty; Becky and Darlene find something disturbing under DJ's bed.

Becky, Beds and Boys

Episode: 306 | Aired: October 23, 1990

Becky's folks pressure her to stop dating a boy.

Trick or Treat

Episode: 307 | Aired: October 30, 1990

Roseanne, mistaken for a real guy in her lumberjack Halloween costume, plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo.

PMS, I Love You

Episode: 308 | Aired: November 06, 1990

Dan jumps through hoops when Roseanne's PMS day and his birthday are on a collision course.

Bird is the Word

Episode: 309 | Aired: November 13, 1990

Becky is suspended for making an obscene gesture in her class photo - which makes her suddenly popular at school - but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office.

Dream Lover

Episode: 310 | Aired: November 27, 1990

Dan tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and homely, other woman.

Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

Episode: 311 | Aired: December 04, 1990

Since the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary by revisiting a restaurant/hotel, and staying out very late, hoping to teach the girls a lesson.


Episode: 312 | Aired: December 18, 1990

Roseanne discoveres that her mother always thought sister Jackie had more potential.

The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

Episode: 313 | Aired: January 08, 1991

Dan's visiting father shocks everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal.

The Wedding

Episode: 314 | Aired: January 15, 1991

Against Dan's wishes, Roseanne forges ahead with wedding preparations for Crystal who reveals she's pregnant with Ed's child.

Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Episode: 315 | Aired: January 22, 1991

Becky runs away from home and seriously cramps Jackie's style by moving in with her.


Episode: 316 | Aired: February 05, 1991

Darlene is embarassed when Roseanne gives a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to deal with a bully.

Valentine's Day

Episode: 317 | Aired: February 12, 1991

Dan winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead.

Communicable Theater

Episode: 318 | Aired: February 19, 1991

Roseanne must split her time between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her a play.

Vegas Interruptus

Episode: 319 | Aired: February 26, 1991

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.

Her Boyfriend's Back

Episode: 320 | Aired: March 12, 1991

Becky and her boyfriend Mark borrow Dan's treasured motorcyle against his orders.

Troubles with the Rubbles

Episode: 321 | Aired: March 26, 1991

The new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd.

Second Time Around

Episode: 322 | Aired: April 02, 1991

Roseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up all night working out their wills, and offend Jackie.

Dances With Darlene

Episode: 323 | Aired: April 30, 1991

Roseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance.

Scenes from a Barbecue

Episode: 324 | Aired: May 07, 1991

The Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother.

The Pied Piper of Lanford

Episode: 325 | Aired: May 14, 1991

Dan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with a free-spirited old friend who gets cold feet at the last minute.