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No Talking

Episode: 212 | Aired: December 12, 1989

Becky gives Roseanne the silent treatment.

Happy Birthday

Episode: 224 | Aired: May 08, 1990

Roseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday -- but she's stricken with a case of writer's block.

Fathers and Daughters

Episode: 223 | Aired: May 01, 1990

In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.

April Fool's Day

Episode: 222 | Aired: April 10, 1990

On April 15th, Dan and Roseanne visit the local IRS office.

Fender Bender

Episode: 221 | Aired: March 20, 1990

Roseanne's station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the wealthy Mrs. Meg Wellman.

To Tell the Truth Part 2

Episode: 220 | Aired:

Jackie breaks her silent treatment toward Roseanne when she becomes engaged.

All of Me Part 1

Episode: 219 | Aired: February 20, 1990

Roseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life.

I'm Hungry

Episode: 218 | Aired: February 13, 1990

Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that calls for few calories and more exercise.


Episode: 217 | Aired: February 06, 1990

Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon which finds her doing the same chores that she does at home.

Born to Be Wild

Episode: 216 | Aired: January 30, 1990

Roseanne and Dan are reunited with old pal Ziggy, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike.

An Officer and a Gentleman

Episode: 215 | Aired: January 23, 1990

When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.

One for the Road

Episode: 214 | Aired: January 09, 1990

When her parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play in the liquor cabinet.

Chicken Hearts

Episode: 213 | Aired: January 02, 1990

Roseanne tries to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.


Episode: 211 | Aired: December 05, 1989

When Roseanne takes a second job, the hectic work schedule ruins her romantic schedule with Dan. Dan disguises himself in an attempt to win back Roseanne's affections.

Brain-Dead Poets' Society

Episode: 210 | Aired: November 28, 1989

Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, until Roseanne lays down the law.

We Gather Together

Episode: 209 | Aired: November 21, 1989

It's Thanksgiving Day, and Jackie finally tells Bev about her new job; and Dan's dad cozies up to Crystal.

Sweet Dreams

Episode: 208 | Aired: November 07, 1989

Roseanne attempts at relaxation in the bathtub are foiled by her family which leads to a surprising fantasy.


Episode: 207 | Aired: October 31, 1989

The Conner family celebrates Halloween night by pranking each other.

Five of a Kind

Episode: 206 | Aired: October 24, 1989

Dan's buddy Arnie kisses Roseanne, and Dan threatens that sparks will fly.

House of Grown-Ups

Episode: 205 | Aired: October 10, 1989

After a lonely architect who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners', he attempts to buy their friendship by buying them costly gifts.

Somebody Stole My Gal

Episode: 204 | Aired: October 03, 1989

Roseanne feels empty-nest syndrome when Jackie departs for Police training, Becky dates an older boy and Darlene attends a co-ed party.

Guilt by Disassociation

Episode: 203 | Aired: September 26, 1989

Inexperienced Roseanne is hired for and fired from a job requiring computer experience.

Little Sister

Episode: 202 | Aired: September 19, 1989

Jackie reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazine.

Inherit the Wind

Episode: 201 | Aired: September 12, 1989

Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who has had an unfortunately loud gastric accident in front of the school council.