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Roseanne

OCTOBER 26TH
ALL DAY LONG

Sara Gilbert

Darlene Conner

Sara Gilbert was born Sara Rebecca Abeles in Santa Monica, Calif. on Jan. 29, 1975. Her mother Barbara was previously married to the late Paul Gilbert. When her sister, Little House on the Prairie star Melissa Gilbert, was awarded a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Sara told her mother that she wanted to be an actress, too. She landed string of commercials, and she appeared in the 1984 TV movie Calamity Jane. That same year she adopted the Gilbert family name.

Gilbert, best-known for her nine-year run as the malcontent youngest daughter Darlene on Roseanne, was actually given time to study Yale University during her tenure on the show. She graduated with honors in 1997. Gilbert has since appeared on ER, 24, Law & Order and Twins, and had a recurring role on the CBS hit The Big Bang Theory with Johnny Galecki -- who played her boyfriend David on Roseanne. She starred in several movies including High Fidelity, Riding in Cars with Boys and Poison Ivy.

Character Bio

Darlene Conner is a series of dichotomies all wrapped up into one complicated, sarcastic, extremely intelligent (if underachieving) package. She's a tomboy and yet she's all girl, a sports enthusiast and budding artist, tight-lipped and a poet shouting from the rooftops. Darlene may indeed be the most well-rounded Conner of them all, and as such, her mother hangs upon her the mantel of "most likely to be the first Conner to graduate college and get out of Lanford." Darlene's significant other David Healy is the younger brother of Mark Healy, her sister Becky's main squeeze.

Roseanne TV Schedule

Saturday
October 25
2:24pm
Second Time Around
Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively. Guest Star: Tom Arnold
TV-G
3:00pm
Dances With Darlene
Roseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance. Guest Star: Martin Mull,
TV-G
3:36pm
Scenes from a Barbecue
The Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother. Guest Star: Shelley Winters, Tom Arnold
TV-G
Sunday
October 26
6:00am
BOO!
The Conner family celebrates Halloween night by pranking each other.
TV-G
6:36am
Trick or Treat
Roseanne plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo. Guest Star: Tom Arnold
TV-PG
7:12am
Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down
Roseanne comes unglued thinking that Kathy Bowman will take revenge for a Hallowe'en prank. Guest Stars: Tom Arnold, George Clooney
TV-G
7:48am
Halloween IV
Having lost her Halloween spirit, Roseanne sends everyone to a party while she stays home. Guest Stars: Estelle Parsons, Sandra Bernhard
TV-G
8:24am
Halloween V
Hallowe'en at the diner becomes complicated when Nancy complains that Dan doesn't like her.
TV-PG
9:00am
Skeleton in the Closet
Leon outdoes himself hosting a Halloween soire with the Lunch Box clan and a bevy of his gay friends.
TV-PG
9:36am
Halloween - The Final Chapter
Roseanne reigns as "Queen of the Gypsies, consort of wizards and seer of souls" on Halloween. Guest Star: Ed McMahon
TV-G
10:12am
Halloween IV
Having lost her Halloween spirit, Roseanne sends everyone to a party while she stays home. Guest Stars: Estelle Parsons, Sandra Bernhard
TV-G
10:48am
BOO!
The Conner family celebrates Halloween night by pranking each other.
TV-G
11:24am
Trick or Treat
Roseanne plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo. Guest Star: Tom Arnold
TV-PG
12:00pm
Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down
Roseanne comes unglued thinking that Kathy Bowman will take revenge for a Hallowe'en prank. Guest Stars: Tom Arnold, George Clooney
TV-G
12:36pm
Halloween IV
Having lost her Halloween spirit, Roseanne sends everyone to a party while she stays home. Guest Stars: Estelle Parsons, Sandra Bernhard
TV-G
1:12pm
Halloween V
Hallowe'en at the diner becomes complicated when Nancy complains that Dan doesn't like her.
TV-PG
1:48pm
Halloween - The Final Chapter
Roseanne reigns as "Queen of the Gypsies, consort of wizards and seer of souls" on Halloween. Guest Star: Ed McMahon
TV-G
2:24pm
BOO!
The Conner family celebrates Halloween night by pranking each other.
TV-G
3:00pm
Skeleton in the Closet
Leon outdoes himself hosting a Halloween soire with the Lunch Box clan and a bevy of his gay friends.
TV-PG
3:30pm
Halloween V
Hallowe'en at the diner becomes complicated when Nancy complains that Dan doesn't like her.
TV-PG
4:00pm
Trick or Treat
Roseanne plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo. Guest Star: Tom Arnold
TV-PG
4:30pm
Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down
Roseanne comes unglued thinking that Kathy Bowman will take revenge for a Hallowe'en prank. Guest Stars: Tom Arnold, George Clooney
TV-G
5:00pm
Halloween IV
Having lost her Halloween spirit, Roseanne sends everyone to a party while she stays home. Guest Stars: Estelle Parsons, Sandra Bernhard
TV-G
5:30pm
BOO!
The Conner family celebrates Halloween night by pranking each other.
TV-G
Tuesday
October 28
2:36am
A Bitter Pill to Swallow
Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.
TV-PG
3:12am
Take My Bike...Please!
Roseanne and Dan open Lanford Custom Cycles, but selling a bike proves an exhausting challenge. Guest Star: Martin Mull
TV-G