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Roseanne

Roseanne

There are times when you can speak one name and say volumes about a person -- and so it goes with Roseanne. As a wife and the mother of five, not only is the comedian a domestic goddess in real life, she used her stand-up comedy experience to play one on TV. It took until the '80s for the powerfully funny Salt Lake City native to break the stereotypical "TV Mom" mold created by the likes of Harriet Nelson and Donna Reed.

After a critically acclaimed network debut on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, Roseanne became a key player in the world of entertainment. Few tabloids were printed in '80s and '90s that didn't feature Roseanne's off-camera exploits prominently. The short list: The success of, controversy surrounding and public debate over her eponymous ABC sitcom; her divorce; her tumultuous relationship with comedian Tom Arnold, and the effect that union and its demise had on the show's cast and crew. Roseanne's proclamation that she was "America's greatest fear: white trash with money!" seemed to be prophetic indeed. Many of the trials of Roseanne's private life would find their way into the scripts of the show. Probably the most notable example of this was the day she dropped Arnold's last name and the credits for the show listed every cast and crew member by first name only.

Roseanne has appeared in over two dozen shows, is an Emmy Award winner, a four-time American Comedy Award winner, and has her own website, RoseanneWorld.com.

Roseanne TV Schedule

Saturday
December 20
2:24pm
Ballroom Blitz
Bev has a crush on her ballroom-dance instructor - until a drama unfolds on the dance floor. Guest Star: Tony Curtis
TV-G
3:00pm
The Wedding
Darlene's wedding day brings unexpected tears, joy and tenderness as Dan is finally able to express his love to Darlene. Guest Stars: Shelley Winters, Sandra Bernhard, Fred Willard
TV-G
3:30pm
Santa Claus
Roseanne talks Leon into letting her play Santa Claus at the mall - and hears something from one of the kids' mothers. Guest Star: Martin Mull,
TV-G
4:00pm
It's No Place Like Home For the Holidays
A Christmas Eve snowstorm scatters the Connors. Guest Stars: Estelle Parsons, Sandra Bernhard, Morgan Fairchild, Shelley Winters, Sally Kirkland
TV-PG
4:30pm
White Trash Christmas
Roseanne and Dan snub the neighborhood association by putting up gaudy Xmas decorations.
TV-G
Sunday
December 21
1:12pm
Santa Claus
Roseanne talks Leon into letting her play Santa Claus at the mall - and hears something from one of the kids' mothers. Guest Star: Martin Mull,
TV-G
1:48pm
It's No Place Like Home For the Holidays
A Christmas Eve snowstorm scatters the Connors. Guest Stars: Estelle Parsons, Sandra Bernhard, Morgan Fairchild, Shelley Winters, Sally Kirkland
TV-PG
2:24pm
White Trash Christmas
Roseanne and Dan snub the neighborhood association by putting up gaudy Xmas decorations.
TV-G
3:00pm
A Second Chance
Roseanne and Dan begin to take the first tentative steps toward putting their marriage back together.
TV-G
3:30pm
The Miracle
Roseanne sets out to prove that love, affection and human contact are better than any medicine.
TV-G
4:00pm
Into That Good Night Part 1
Darlene and David bring home their new baby. Guest Stars: Martin Mull, Fred Willard, Sandra Bernhard
TV-G
4:30pm
Into That Good Night Part 2
Darlene and David bring home their new baby. Guest Stars: Martin Mull, Fred Willard, Sandra Bernhard
TV-G
Tuesday
December 23
2:00am
Life and Stuff
Roseanne deals with life, as well as complaints that Darlene barks in school. Guest Star: George Clooney
TV-PG
2:36am
We're in the Money
Although Dan and Roseanne agree not to spend any of Dan's $500 advance on themselves, neither can resist the temptation.
TV-G
3:12am
Home for the Holidays
After a long stay in California with his mother, Dan returns home for Christmas.
TV-G