Dan and his friends reminisce about their worst injuries from their football days. (01:30)
Roseanne: Home for the Holidays
The children prep for Santa with a note and cookies. (01:46)
Roseanne: Mr. and Mrs. Claus
Roseanne takes a job as a Mall Santa. (01:09)
Roseanne: Tackiest House in the Neighborhood
The Barr household has officially been labeled a Christmastime eyesore. (00:39)
The family is going to Roseanne's for Thanksgiving, but unfortunately for Jackie, their mother is also included in that category. (01:52)
Roseanne: Football InjuriesDan and his friends reminisce about their worst injuries from their football days.(01:52)
Roseanne: Home for the HolidaysThe children prep for Santa with a note and cookies.(01:52)
Roseanne: Mr. and Mrs. ClausRoseanne takes a job as a Mall Santa.(01:52)
Roseanne: Tackiest House in the NeighborhoodThe Barr household has officially been labeled a Christmastime eyesore.(01:52)
Roseanne: ThanksgivingThe family is going to Roseanne's for Thanksgiving, but unfortunately for Jackie, their mother is also included in that category.(01:52)
'Roseanne' is the story of lower class family struggling with life's essential problems: Marriage, Children, Money and Parents-in-Law. A classic sitcom, the story circles around the Connor family - a family of five (DJ, Darlene
Roseanne TV Schedule
Suck Up Or Shut Up
When Roseanne joins a stuffy women's group with the intention of increasing business at the diner, it puts D.J. in a tough spot with a schoolmate. Meanwhile, Becky and Mark squabble over Mark's attendance at school.
Dan tries to act as peacemaker between Becky and Mark. Roseanne heads to Chicago when she learns David and Darlene are living together.
David vs. Goliath
Becky convinces Dan to hire Mark at the garage. Jackie is torn when Fred offers to support her and her unborn baby financially.
Everyone Comes to Jackie's
Upset over David living with Darlene, Roseanne attempts to convince Dan to let David move back into the Conner household.
Don't Make Room For Daddy
Roseanne finds herself in the midst of a huge family squabble when Fred decides to take Dan's advice and sue pregnant Jackie for custody of the unborn child.
Don't Ask, Don't Tell
When Roseanne and pregnant Jackie visit a gay bar with Nancy and her friend, Sharon, Roseanne feels pretty smug and cool - until she is overwhelmed by a surprisingly affectionate admirer.
The usual symptoms - panic, pain and incredible joy - announce the imminent arrival of Jackie's child. Even though Fred is the father, Roseanne struggles to limit his participation in the process.
Roseanne and Dan have different ideas about covering one of Dan's father's missed alimony payments. Meanwhile, new parents, Fred and Jackie, still can't figure out whether they love each other or not.
Lies My Father Told Me
Ed is lying to Dan about the mental state of his mother. But Roseanne tries to get Dan to accept that the lie was really an act of kindness.
I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep
When Roseanne accepts delivery of too many new stoves for her diner, young D.J., who has found religion, begins spouting words of conscience and surprises Roseanne with some serious ethical questions.
Body by Jake
When Bev breaks her pelvis in the retirement home, Roseanne and Dan are shocked to find out how it happened. As a result, Bev is forced to move in with them rather than die of embarrassment in the retirement community.
Isn't It Romantic
While Fred seeks advice on how to propose marriage to Jackie, Dan and Roseanne are rekindling their romance with inspiration from the soap opera "One Life to Live."
When they have a titanic ego clash, Roseanne is worried about the future of Fred and Jackie's relationship. It seems they just can't make up their minds, or egos, about walking down the aisle together.
Nine Is Enough
Roseanne's announcement that she is pregnant again leads to her and Dan debating kicking Becky out of the house to make room. Jackie and Fred squabble over sleeping arrangements.