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Roseanne

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Roseanne: Football Injuries

Dan and his friends reminisce about their worst injuries from their football days. (01:30)

Roseanne: Home for the Holidays

The children prep for Santa with a note and cookies. (01:46)

Roseanne: Mr. and Mrs. Claus

Roseanne takes a job as a Mall Santa. (01:09)

Roseanne: Tackiest House in the Neighborhood

The Barr household has officially been labeled a Christmastime eyesore. (00:39)

Roseanne: Thanksgiving

The family is going to Roseanne's for Thanksgiving, but unfortunately for Jackie, their mother is also included in that category. (01:52)

About Roseanne

'Roseanne' is the story of lower class family struggling with life's essential problems: Marriage, Children, Money and Parents-in-Law. A classic sitcom, the story circles around the Connor family - a family of five (DJ, Darlene

Roseanne TV Schedule

Friday
January 30
3:00am
Playing with Matches
Darlene wants nothing to do with David after Molly kisses him. Guest Stars: Estelle Parsons, Red Buttons
TV-PG
3:30am
Promises, Promises
Darlene springs a prom-night surprise on David: she has rented a motel room. Guest Stars: Sandra Bernhard, Tim Curry
TV-PG
Saturday
January 31
1:00pm
Glengarry, Glen Rosey
Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished. Guest Stars: Estelle Parsons, Sandra Bernhard, Tim Curry
TV-G
1:30pm
Tooth or Consequences
Dan realizes he needs a steady job to take care of his family when he accidentally knocks out one of Roseanne's teeth on the day she's to meet with a health inspector. Guest Stars: Sandra Bernhard, Martin Mull, Bob Odenkirk
TV-PG
2:00pm
Daughters and Other Strangers
Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home. Guest Star: Joseph Gordon-Levitt
TV-PG
2:30pm
Two Down, One to Go
Roseanne is suffering from empty-nest syndrome as Darlene heads for school.
TV-PG
3:00pm
The Mommy's Curse
Brutally honest Roseanne suffers the consequences after telling Bev that she's had her fill of her at the Lunch Box. Guest Stars: Estelle Parsons, Martin Mull
TV-PG
3:30pm
Party Politics
Roseanne attempts to enlist Darlene's aid in taming a rebellious D.J.
TV-G
4:00pm
A Stash from the Past
Roseanne lectures David for getting high after she finds a stash of pot in the house -- then realizes it is hers from decades ago.
TV-PG
4:30pm
Be My Baby
Roseanne learns that Jackie is expecting.
TV-PG
5:00pm
Homeward Bound
Darlene visits, making David realize how much he misses her.
TV-PG
5:30pm
Glengarry, Glen Rosey
Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished. Guest Stars: Estelle Parsons, Sandra Bernhard, Tim Curry
TV-G
Sunday
February 1
2:00pm
Be My Baby
Roseanne learns that Jackie is expecting.
TV-PG
2:30pm
Homeward Bound
Darlene visits, making David realize how much he misses her.
TV-PG
3:00pm
Guilt by Imagination
Dan has a hard time concealing the fact that he had lunch with an old flame. Guest Stars: Vicki Lawrence, Fabio
TV-PG
3:30pm
Homecoming
Becky and Mark return home for Dan's high school football team's 20th anniversary party.
TV-G
4:00pm
The Driver's Seat
Roseanne's car is stolen - by DJ, and her violent reaction frightens her that she may repeat the pattern of her own abuse as a child.
TV-G
4:30pm
Suck Up Or Shut Up
Roseanne joins a women's club in hopes of establishing useful contacts, leaving DJ high and dry with a weird classmate whose mother also belongs.Guest Star: Florence Henderson
TV-G
5:00pm
Busted
Roseanne finds out that David is living with Darlene and heads for Chicago to confront them. Guest Star: Ahmet Zappa
TV-G
5:30pm
David vs. Goliath
Guilt and Roseanne's slavedriving push David to confess to Dan that he was living with Darlene in Chicago, and Dan throws him out.
TV-PG

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