Dan and his friends reminisce about their worst injuries from their football days. (01:30)
Roseanne: Home for the Holidays
The children prep for Santa with a note and cookies. (01:46)
Roseanne: Mr. and Mrs. Claus
Roseanne takes a job as a Mall Santa. (01:09)
Roseanne: Tackiest House in the Neighborhood
The Barr household has officially been labeled a Christmastime eyesore. (00:39)
The family is going to Roseanne's for Thanksgiving, but unfortunately for Jackie, their mother is also included in that category. (01:52)
Roseanne: Football InjuriesDan and his friends reminisce about their worst injuries from their football days.(01:52)
Roseanne: Home for the HolidaysThe children prep for Santa with a note and cookies.(01:52)
Roseanne: Mr. and Mrs. ClausRoseanne takes a job as a Mall Santa.(01:52)
Roseanne: Tackiest House in the NeighborhoodThe Barr household has officially been labeled a Christmastime eyesore.(01:52)
Roseanne: ThanksgivingThe family is going to Roseanne's for Thanksgiving, but unfortunately for Jackie, their mother is also included in that category.(01:52)
'Roseanne' is the story of lower class family struggling with life's essential problems: Marriage, Children, Money and Parents-in-Law. A classic sitcom, the story circles around the Connor family - a family of five (DJ, Darlene
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Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about? There is a flurry of activity to figure out the "who" and the "why."
Skeleton in the Closet
It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a "gay" soiree at the diner. During the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a dark secret in Fred's past.
Follow the Son
D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne is having trouble loosening the apron strings.
Meanwhile, David is stunned to find that Darlene's planning to move in with her
new boyfriend, Jimmy.
Punch and Jimmy
After D.J. gets pushed around by the town bully, Dan steps in to teach him the basics of self-defense. Recently dumped by Darlene, David begins overcompensating by acting "macho."
White Men Can't Kiss
When DJ refuses to kiss a black girl in the school play, Dan broods over the source of DJ's racist attitudes. To everyone's surprise, Fred develops a close friendship with his mother-in-law, Bev.
Nana Mary's introduces her new husband at Thanksgiving.. Roseanne and Dan anxiously await the results from her prenatal test and learn that something may be wrong with the baby.
Waiting for the prenatal test results leave Roseanne and Dan in a panic. Emotions run high as Roseanne mulls over her pregnancy options and consequently excludes Dan from any paternal involvement.
The Parenting Trap
DJ's poor performance in school requires him to take "special" classes. Dan feels he is being shut out as a parent. Darlene learns something about David and his new girlfriend's relationship.
A geriatric couple with a penchant for nudity has moved in next door. Darlene worries about how close Becky and David have gotten.