Dan and his friends reminisce about their worst injuries from their football days. (01:30)
Roseanne: Home for the Holidays
The children prep for Santa with a note and cookies. (01:46)
Roseanne: Mr. and Mrs. Claus
Roseanne takes a job as a Mall Santa. (01:09)
Roseanne: Tackiest House in the Neighborhood
The Barr household has officially been labeled a Christmastime eyesore. (00:39)
The family is going to Roseanne's for Thanksgiving, but unfortunately for Jackie, their mother is also included in that category. (01:52)
Roseanne: Football InjuriesDan and his friends reminisce about their worst injuries from their football days.(01:52)
Roseanne: Home for the HolidaysThe children prep for Santa with a note and cookies.(01:52)
Roseanne: Mr. and Mrs. ClausRoseanne takes a job as a Mall Santa.(01:52)
Roseanne: Tackiest House in the NeighborhoodThe Barr household has officially been labeled a Christmastime eyesore.(01:52)
Roseanne: ThanksgivingThe family is going to Roseanne's for Thanksgiving, but unfortunately for Jackie, their mother is also included in that category.(01:52)
'Roseanne' is the story of lower class family struggling with life's essential problems: Marriage, Children, Money and Parents-in-Law. A classic sitcom, the story circles around the Connor family - a family of five (DJ, Darlene
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The usual symptoms - panic, pain and incredible joy - announce the imminent arrival of Jackie's child. Even though Fred is the father, Roseanne struggles to limit his participation in the process.
Roseanne and Dan have different ideas about covering one of Dan's father's missed alimony payments. Meanwhile, new parents, Fred and Jackie, still can't figure out whether they love each other or not.
Lies My Father Told Me
Ed is lying to Dan about the mental state of his mother. But Roseanne tries to get Dan to accept that the lie was really an act of kindness.
I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep
When Roseanne accepts delivery of too many new stoves for her diner, young D.J., who has found religion, begins spouting words of conscience and surprises Roseanne with some serious ethical questions.
Body by Jake
When Bev breaks her pelvis in the retirement home, Roseanne and Dan are shocked to find out how it happened. As a result, Bev is forced to move in with them rather than die of embarrassment in the retirement community.
Isn't It Romantic
While Fred seeks advice on how to propose marriage to Jackie, Dan and Roseanne are rekindling their romance with inspiration from the soap opera "One Life to Live."
When they have a titanic ego clash, Roseanne is worried about the future of Fred and Jackie's relationship. It seems they just can't make up their minds, or egos, about walking down the aisle together.
Nine Is Enough
Roseanne's announcement that she is pregnant again leads to her and Dan debating kicking Becky out of the house to make room. Jackie and Fred squabble over sleeping arrangements.
Two for One
Roseanne and Dan suffer from pregnancy jitters. Meanwhile, Roseanne accidentally uncovers Darlene's dark secret - she's having an affair.
Snoop Davey Dave
There's a snitch in the Conner household. Upset over their recent breakup, David tattles on Darlene. And, to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs!
When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma. The situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives!
Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about? There is a flurry of activity to figure out the "who" and the "why."
Skeleton in the Closet
It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a "gay" soiree at the diner. During the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a dark secret in Fred's past.
Follow the Son
D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne is having trouble loosening the apron strings.
Meanwhile, David is stunned to find that Darlene's planning to move in with her
new boyfriend, Jimmy.