M*A*S*H

Margaret goes on her honeymoon. Frank goes nuts. Major Charles Emerson Winchester III goes to the 4077th. Then, Frank goes back to the States to work in a V.A. hospital.

Margaret goes on her honeymoon. Frank goes nuts. Major Charles Emerson Winchester III goes to the 4077th. Then, Frank goes back to the States to work in a V.A. hospital.

Hawkeye recommends that Radar look for female companionship at someplace called the Pink Pagoda in Seoul. En route, Radar falls under attack and is seriously injured. He ends up returning to the 4077th in need of surgery, which Hawkeye is too devastated to perform.

The 4077th is stricken by an outbreak of practical jokes. The jokes proliferate and escalate with each round of gotcha. Naturally, Hawkeye gets the last laugh.

In this episode, a soldier blames Sidney Freedman for sending him back to the front line.

Winchester appeals to his influential parents to pull strings so he can be honorably relieved of duty. Hawkeye and B.J. wage an attack on Winchesters wardrobe.

A mystery novel gets passed around camp. So whats the problem? The last page is missing. Everyone is on edge until B.J. gets a brilliant idea: he calls the author long distance. Meanwhile, Winchester nearly kills a patient because he misreads a label.

Boy meets girl: Hawkeye falls in love with a Korean woman whose mother is ailing. Boy loses girl: the woman, Kyung Soon, moves away from the camp after her mother dies.

Winchester brews an elaborate insider-trading scheme when he finds out the Army plans to switch from blue scrip to red. His get-rich-quick plot is foiled by Hawkeye and B.J.

Radar admires the matrix of tattoos on a wounded patient and convinces himself that tattoos will make him irresistible to women. Despite everyones discouragement, Radar gets a tattoo the kind you can wash off with soap and water.

To trim the waistline of the 4077th, Potter stages a camp-wide Olympics competition. The prize is a three-day pass for the entire winning team. Hawkeyes team wins and B.J. ends up having to chauffeur his best friend in a wheelchair for a week.

When Hawkeye gets upset by a visiting Colonels morbid prediction that the 4077th is about to receive a drove of war wounded, he shoves the officer against a wall, which precipitates a court martial hearing against Hawkeye.

Hawkeye and Margaret are lost behind enemy lines and seek shelter together in a roadside hut.

While behind enemy lines, Hawkeye and Margaret form an emotional bond and make peace with one another.

Charles learns to play poker and finds that he has remarkable beginners luck. In short order, he takes everyones money. Then Radar notices a tell: Charles whistles when he bluffs. As a result, everyone wins back their money.

Charles drives Hawkeye and B.J. bonkers with his French horn. To protest his playing, they go on a bath strike: they refuse to clean themselves until he stops blowing. Neither side is willing to give in.

In desperate need of a specific surgical clamp, Hawkeye and B.J. teach a local jewelry dealer to craft the tool. Within days, they use the clamp to save a soldiers leg. The jewelry dealer decides to enter the business of surgical supplies.

The unlikeliest of duos, Klinger and Mulcahy, go on a dangerous search and recover mission to secure some much-needed penicillin. Despite heavy pressure and heavy fire, the camp kook and man of the cloth come through.

The 4077th is entertained by the velvet tones of its own silky-smooth deejay Radar. As hordes and hordes of wounded arrive, Radar gets everyone through the crisis by spinning just the right tunes from a shipment of records that arrives at camp.

Hawkeye has to perform the rabbit test to confirm that Hot Lips is pregnant. Radar objects because its his rabbit, Fluffy. Meanwhile, a patient demands a discharge at gunpoint.

When the mail finally arrives after a three-week delay, it is literally a mixed bag: Hawkeye receives love letters (intended for another Benjamin Pierce); another man makes moves on B.J.s wife; and Radars mom has found true love.

A personnel swap between two M*A*S*H units lands Hawkeye in the 8063rd and Capt. Roy Dupree, as well as Lorraine Anderson, in the 4077th. When Lorraine sees Charles, she likes what she sees. Charles does not return the affection. In fact, he and B.J. work together to get the transfers reversed.

Potters leadership is called into question when the higher-ups get complaints from the 4077th. As it turns out, the criticism is coming from a corporal who was sent to the unit by a disturbed colonel who had been wounded months earlier.

Charles finds two expedient uses for amphetamines. He drugs himself to maintain his energy in the operating room. And he gives a dose to Radars mouse, Daisy, so she can out-run a Marines mouse, Sluggo.

When their morphine appears to be contaminated, the doctors relieve patients pains with placebos. Amazingly, it works.