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Look Me over

Episode: 241 | Aired: October 25, 1982

When the 4077th is forced to evacuate all on-duty nurses, the surgeons find themselves ill-equipped to handle situations usually handled by Margaret and her staff. To make matters worse, immediately after the nurses return, Col. Potter reluctantly informs Margaret that hard case Nurse Bucholtz will be conducting a surprise inspection.

Trick or Treatment

Episode: 242 | Aired: November 01, 1982

The 4077th throws a Halloween costume party. B.J. dresses as a clown, Klinger as a gangster, Margaret as a Geisha girl and Hawkeye as the Man of Steel. Ghost stories are shared, Charles is fooled into thinking The Swamp is haunted, and Hawkeye convinces a GI on hunger strike to finally eat some food.

Foreign Affairs

Episode: 243 | Aired: November 08, 1982

Charles meets the woman of his dreams, a Red Cross worker from France. When Charles finally understands the details of her provocative personal history, his feelings cool considerably. Meanwhile, B.J. and Hawkeye learn that the Army is strong-arming a North Korean fighter pilot in order to force him to defect. They cant resist getting involved.

The Joker is Wild

Episode: 244 | Aired: November 15, 1982

B.J. bets that he can prank everyone in the camp within 24 hours. Hawkeye, determined to win the bet, secludes himself for the night, but B.J. claims victory after Hawkeye wakes up. The feud has ended. Or has it?

Who Knew ?

Episode: 245 | Aired: November 22, 1982

When one of Hawkeyes former flames passes away, he is asked to give her eulogy. Hawkeyes eulogy urges everyone in the camp to cherish their remaining time together, always remembering to show how much they care for one another.

Bombshells

Episode: 246 | Aired: November 28, 1982

In a fit of boredom, Hawkeye and Charles decide to see just how gullible the 4077th can be. In a matter of minutes, theyve got everyone buzzing about Marilyn Monroe paying the camp a visit. While the two rumor-mongers sit and chuckle, B.J. just wants to go fishing.

Settling Debts

Episode: 247 | Aired: December 06, 1982

Why would Col. Potters wife Mildred write to Hawkeye Pierce? Hawkeye finds out when she reveals that shes finally made the last payment on their house. At her request, Hawkeye and the rest of the 4077th secretly plan a surprise party to help Col. Potter celebrate this momentous occasion.

The Moon is Not Blue

Episode: 248 | Aired: December 13, 1982

Hawkeye and the rest of the 4077th have had it with the boring entertainment, the no-booze rule, the heat wave, and the terrible shortage of medical supplies. What better way to raise morale than by showing a controversial sexy new movie? A fevered quest for the film The Moon is Blue ensues, with hilarious results.

Run for the Money

Episode: 249 | Aired: December 20, 1982

The 4077th is hoping a ringer will win an important foot-race for them against the rival 8063rd. But the Olympic marathon runner is a no-show, so Father Mulcahy has to strap on the running shoes and go for the gold. Charles witnesses a cruel Captain belittle a stuttering soldier, and is reminded of his sister who suffers from a speech impediment.

U.N., the Night and the Music

Episode: 250 | Aired: January 03, 1983

The 4077th is visited by a touring UN delegation. The diverse group comprises a British citizen, a Swede and a Hindu. As they get to know the group, their presence brings a sense that peace and unity might be possible after all. And the delegation is struck by the compassion and dedication and humor they find in such a stressful environment.

Strange Bedfellows

Episode: 251 | Aired: January 10, 1982

Charles has always been a windbag, but when his snoring threatens to keep half of Korea awake, somethings got to be done. Of course, B.J. and Hawkeye are trapped in The Swamp with him, so it falls to them to silence the fog horn in the next bunk. Col. Potter is losing sleep too, he learns that his son-in-law has broken his vows, and Col. Potters daughters heart.

Say No More

Episode: 252 | Aired: January 24, 1983

A military strategist must come to grips with his sons death a direct result of his own foolish orders. Margarets hero is visiting camp but shes lost her voice and cant speak to him.

Friends and Enemies

Episode: 253 | Aired: February 07, 1983

Col. Potter faces a moral quandary when an old Army buddy arrives at the 4077th. As they reminisce, it becomes clear that the man is not who he once was. His faculties fading, the ailing Sergeant desperately clings to his power. But Col. Potter suspects that his mental state has cost many young men their lives. Should he end the career of an old friend?

Give and Take

Episode: 254 | Aired: February 14, 1983

A young GI wounds a Korean soldier when the Korean demands that the American man hand over his boots. The surgeons at the 4077th try to save the Korean soldier, and the GI is flooded with regret and confusion. As they both heal, a strange friendship blossoms.

As Time Goes By

Episode: 255 | Aired: February 21, 1983

As Margaret and Hawkeye obsess over what to put inside a time capsule to commemorate their wartime experience, Klinger's life takes an unlikely turn. He falls deeply in love with Soon-Li, a local woman who is desperately searching for her parents. B.J. and Rizzo get their hands on a fake hand grenade and try to have a little fun with it!