67-Ricky's Life Story
LIFE magazine has done a home picture layout on the Ricardos.
The pictures include Ricky, Little Ricky, and a view of Lucy's
left elbow. Therefore, Lucy needles her husband into getting
her into show business so her photos will be in demand. She
rigs herself out in a Spanish costume and tries to augment
a Cuban number sung by Ricky.
First aired October 5, 1953.
68-The Girls Go Into Business
It's touch-and-go for Lucy and Ethel as they buy a dress
shop on a shoestring and promptly go into the red. With typical
beginner's luck, they unwittingly unload the losing venture
on their husbands, Ricky and Fred. Listen and learn the Spanish
phrase for "the check is good" in this episode.
First aired October 12, 1953.
69-Lucy and Ethel Buy the Same Dress
Lucy wangles the star role in a revue staged by her women's
club by promising that she will deliver her husband, Ricky,
as the show's emcee. The fly in the theatrical ointment comes
as Ethel Mertz, Lucy's arch rival for show honors, turns up
in the same gown as Lucy's. In this episode, Lucy and Ethel
sing the Cole Porter classic, "Friendship."
First aired October 19, 1953.
70-Equal Rights
After a heated argument about equal rights, during which
the girls insist they want to be treated exactly as if they
were men, the Ricardos and the Mertzes go off to an Italian
restaurant for dinner. When the waiter, on Ricky's insistence,
presents four separate checks, the girls discover they have
no money.
First aired October 26, 1953.
71-Baby Pictures
A resolution by the Ricardos not to show snapshots of
their youngster to their friends goes by the boards as two
proud visitors, Charlie and Carolyn Appleby, gleefully exhibit
pictures of their infant in a baseball suit resembling Little
Ricky's. Listen for the classic Lucy quote: "Where do
you keep your baby's cage?"
First aired November 2, 1953.
72-Lucy Tells the Truth
Lucy vows to tell the truth for twenty-four hours in order
to win a bet. This lands her in a knife-throwing act on television.
Her predicament stems from a little white lie during her round-the-clock
truth test -- namely, that she can understand a talent agent
who can't speak English. When he hires her, Lucy has a choice
of facing the knife-thrower's blades or losing the bet. This
is the episode where Lucy unwittingly reveals her true age,
weight, and original hair color.
First aired November 9, 1953.
73-The French Revue
Ricky plans a French revue at the Tropicana. Lucy hires
DuBois, a waiter at a French bistro, to teach Ethel and herself
some conversational French. In exchange for the free lessons,
Lucy promises to get DuBois into Ricky's show. At first Ricky
is mad, but he finally agrees to hire the waiter on the basis
of his excellent "Louise" rendition. However, much
to Lucy's consternation, Ricky forbids her to come near the
club. She does her best to get into the Tropicana in various
disguises. Maurice Chevalier impersonations abound in this
tribute to France.
First aired November 16, 1953.
74-Redecorating the Mertzes' Apartment
The Ricardos nearly wreck the apartment of their landlord
friends, the Mertzes, when they try to help decorate their
apartment and Lucy proves herself an inferior decorator.
First aired November 23, 1953.
75-Too Many Crooks
Fred's birthday is approaching, and the Ricardos decide
to buy him a custom-made tweed suit as a surprise. Lucy sneaks
into the Mertz apartment to borrow one of Fred's old suits
as a model. But Mrs. Trumbull, unaware of Lucy's intentions,
sees her and tells Ethel. Because of a robbery scare in the
neighborhood involving a "Madame X," Ethel immediately
jumps to the conclusion that Lucy is she.
First aired November 30, 1953.
76-Changing the Boys' Wardrobe
Lucy and Ethel hatch an ingenious plot to make their husbands
stop wearing disreputable clothes in public. Ricky proudly
displays his sweatshirt from his alma mater, Havana U.
First aired December 7, 1953.
77-Lucy Has Her Eyes Examined
Lucy winds up with drops in her eyes when Ricky visits
an oculist, but it takes more than impaired vision to quell
her latest attempts to crash the show at Ricky's nightclub
-- this time with a sizzling jitterbug dance. In this episode,
Fred and Ethel don raccoon coats for a classic rendition of
"The Varsity Drag."
First aired December 14, 1953.
78-Ricky's Old Girlfriend
Ricky creates a fictitious old flame (Carlota Romero)
to make Lucy fly into a jealous rage. By coincidence, a singer
by the same name is actually appearing in New York. The next
evening, a press agent arranges for Carlota Romero (with whom
Ricky did work many years ago) to see Ricky again.
First aired December 21, 1953.
79-The Million-Dollar Idea
Lucy and Ethel have visions of making a million dollars
by bottling and selling old-fashioned salad dressing -- until
their operations reach the point of diminishing returns, largely
because of their bizarre views on how to run a business. Watch
as Lucy and Ethel, a.k.a. Isabella Klump and Margaret McMertz,
invent the infomercial.
First aired January 11, 1954.
80-Ricky Minds the Baby
Ricky changes his vacation plans so he can spend all his
time with Little Ricky. Lucy uses her free time to go shopping,
but when she returns she finds Little Ricky wandering the
hallway by himself. Ricky and Fred have been so involved in
a TV football game, they hadn't seen him wander off. To teach
Ricky a lesson, Lucy phones her husband and nonchalantly asks
about Little Ricky. Panic sets in when the father realizes
his son is missing. A classic father-and-son moment occurs
when Ricky recites "Little Red Riding Hood" in Spanish.
First aired January 18, 1954.
81-Charm School
Lucy and Ethel enroll in a charm school to cope with their
husbands' interest in a sweet young thing who exudes personality-plus.
Natalie Schafer, who played Lovey Howell on "Gilligan's
Island," guest-stars in this episode.
First aired January 25, 1954.
82-Sentimental Anniversary
Lucy and Ricky want to spend their thirteenth anniversary
at home, but the Mertzes have arranged a surprise party for
them. When Ethel asks Lucy where they'll be that night, Lucy
quickly concocts some story that they'll be out. As the party
guests start arriving, Lucy and Ricky move their champagne
dinner into the hall closet. Finally they manage to divert
the guests' attention so they can slip out the front door
and make a properly "surprised" entrance.
First aired February 1, 1954.
83-Fan Magazine Interview
Lucy and Ricky madly prepare for a visit from a fan magazine
writer who is doing a series on happily married couples. But
their frayed nerves and a family quarrel make for a touch-and-go
situation before the scribe arrives. Kathryn Card plays Ricky
Ricardo fan Minnie Finch in this episode. (She later plays
Lucy's mother in the series.)
First aired February 8, 1954.
84-Oil Wells
When a fast-talking petroleum "tycoon" from
Texas tries to foist some phony stock off on the Ricardos
and the Mertzes, they discover the ruse just in time to avoid
being fleeced. Listen for the classic Ricky quote: "Don't
cross their chickens before their bridges are hatched."
First aired February 15, 1954.
85-Ricky Loses His Temper
Ricky tries his hand at a little psychology to overcome
Lucy's mania for buying hats. Madge Blake, who played Aunt
Harriet in the TV series "Batman," guest-stars as
Mrs. Mulford.
First aired February 22, 1954.
86-Home Movies
When Ricky makes a film and succeeds in selling it to
a producer, Lucy decides to get into the act by producing
her own western. When TV producer Bennett Green arrives to
see Ricky's pilot, "Ricky Ricardo Presents Tropical Rhythms,"
he is treated to a spliced-in sampling of Lucy's theatrical
travesty. In this episode, Lucy and Ethel surprise Ricky with
their rendition of "I'm an Old Cowhand."
First aired March 1, 1954.
87-Bonus Bucks
Lucy and Ethel engage in a not-too-neighborly tiff over
the ownership of a "bonus buck" when its serial
number turns up in a newspaper. Watch Lucy jump into a vat
of starch for a half-dollar in this episode.
First aired March 8, 1954.
88-Ricky's Hawaiian Vacation
When Ricky makes no provision for Lucy to accompany him
on a trip to Hawaii, Lucy sets out to win a free trip to the
ukulele capital for herself and the Mertzes. Frank Nelson
returns as everyone's favorite game show host, Freddie Fillmore.
First aired March 22, 1954.
89-Lucy Is Envious
A wealthy ex-schoolmate of Lucy's is collecting for a
charity. Lucy tells her friend to put her down for "five."
But when the uppity friend arrives to collect the pledged
funds, Lucy is shocked to learn that her "five"
meant five hundred dollars. In order to raise the money, Lucy
and Ethel get a job dressed as two maids from Mars in a stunt
to publicize a science fiction movie. They "invade"
the top of the Empire State Building and scare the daylights
out of a group of hotel patrons.
First aired March 29, 1954.
90-Lucy Writes a Novel
Lucy decides to become an author after reading about a
woman who won $10,000 for her book. Ricky, Fred, and Ethel
find themselves the central characters in Lucy's first novel,
"Real Gone With the Wind."
First aired April 5, 1954.
91-Lucy's Club Dance
Lucy organizes an orchestra among her girl friends and
books them for a club dance. But the orchestra plays so horribly
that she asks Ricky to come to a rehearsal and give them some
advice. Determined to get publicity for the dance, Lucy announces
the premiere performance of "Ricky Ricardo and His All-Girl
Orchestra."
First aired April 12, 1954.
92-The Black Wig
Ricky forbids Lucy to get "one of those new Italian
haircuts." She rebels by borrowing a wig from her hairdresser
Roberta, who insists Lucy looks like a different person with
it on. Lucy plans to wear the wig so she can test Ricky's
fidelity, but the salon manager tips off Ricky to the scheme.
When Lucy puts on the wig and starts flirting, Ricky flirts
back.
First aired April 19, 1954.
93-The Diner
Ricky becomes interested in a diner that is for sale,
so the Ricardos and the Mertzes all buy it together. Right
away, Ethel and Fred decide that they are doing all the work
while Lucy and Ricky have all the fun. The couples decide
to split the diner down the middle. The Ricardos' side says
"A Little Bit of Cuba," and the Mertzes' side says
"A Big Hunk of America."
First aired April 26, 1954.
94-Tennessee Ernie Visits
When country cousin Tennessee Ernie Ford -- a hillbilly's
hillbilly -- wears out his welcome with the Ricardos, Lucy
tries a vamp act to scare him back to the mountains. Guest
star: Tennessee Ernie Ford.
First aired May 3, 1954.
95-Tennessee Ernie Hangs On
Lucy gets sick of an extensive visit by Tennessee Ernie,
who claims he is her cousin. She tries to get rid of the likable
character by pleading poverty. The scheme backfires when Tennessee
Ernie promotes a benefit hoedown to assist Lucy and Ricky.
Look for "Ernie Ford and His Four Hot Chicken Pickers"
in this episode.
First aired May 10, 1954.
96-The Golf Game
Championship golfer Jimmy Demaret visits the Ricardos
when Lucy and Ethel arrive at a bizarre scheme for combating
their "golf widowship." The girls install a basketball
court in the Ricardo living room and pretend to be as deeply
absorbed in the game as their husbands are in the fairways.
Guest star: Jimmy Demaret.
First aired May 17, 1954.
97-The Sublease
Hoping to spend the summer away, the Ricardos decide to
sublet their apartment and split the profits with the Mertzes.
Their tenant is a shy, timid soul who has been a witness in
a murder trial and who wants nothing but peace and quiet.
The deal is made when Ricky suddenly learns that his summer
job has been canceled. Lucy stages a murder scene to frighten
the tenant away so that she and Ricky can move back into the
apartment. Jay Novello guest-stars as Mr. Beecher, the timid
tenant.
First aired May 24, 1954. |