Beaver becomes jealous that Wally won a trophy at school and accidentally breaks it. Although he tries to glue it back together he is unsuccessful, and his parents scold him. Beaver becomes upset with this and goes to an adoption agency where he requests new parents. (18:18)

Beaver believes that Miss Cooper is a witch who lives in a haunted house on the way to his school. He is alarmed when June tells Miss Cooper that he will walk her dog every day. Beaver refuses to do the job because he is scared of her, but when he runs into the old woman at the pet store he changes his mind. (21:00)

Wally escorts Beaver to Billy Payton's house for the weekend, about 90 miles away from Mayfield. Wally and Beaver stop to get refreshments, but wind up getting on two different buses. Beaver gets on the bus that heads home, while his brother gets on a bus headed for Crystal Falls. (21:00)

Gilbert Bates moves in across the street from the Cleavers and becomes one of Beaver's new best friends. However, because of all the lies Gilbert tells, Beaver and Gilbert get into a fight and must learn to work things out. (21:00)

Beaver stays after school one day to snoop around his teacher's office and make sure she doesn't keep a spanking machine in her desk. He becomes satisfied when he doesn't find one, but manages to lock himself in the principal's office. (21:00)

Wally and Beaver work at a carnival that has come to town for a little while. Their parents warn them to make sure that they get paid before the carnival leaves town. Instead of giving the boys money, the carnival gives the two boys a tired old horse named Nick. (21:00)

Ward makes an offer on a house in Madison and Beaver automatically assumes they are moving, so he says good-bye to his classmates and teacher. When Beaver finds out that they are in fact staying, he doesn't quite know how to tell his friends. (21:00)

Larry and Beaver find Wally's broken typewriter in the garage and decide to have it fixed. They start typing their own newspaper called 'The Maple Drive News,' but problems arise when June makes Wally and Beaver work together on the newspaper. (21:00)

Beaver begs his parents to let him buy an 'Eskimo' sweater that he sees in a store window. His parents finally agree to it, and Beaver wears the sweater the next day to school. Problems arise when Beaver sees Judy wearing the same exact sweater. (21:00)

Beaver and Larry have a fight. Ward tells Beaver of the story about Pythias and Damon and the boys make up and swear they will die for each other. However, Larry takes advantage of Beaver after making this deal, and Ward has to explain to Beaver that Larry isn't being a very good friend right now. (21:00)