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The King of Queens


Buy Curious

Episode: 171 | Aired: May 18, 2005

When a neighbor dies, Doug and Carrie decide it would be a good idea to buy the house so that they can sell it for a profit.

Slippery Slope

Episode: 170 | Aired: May 09, 2005

Doug decides to go listen to a presentation about a timeshare at a ski resort so that he can get a free plasma TV. Carrie gets worried that one of the salesmen will convince Doug to buy something and wants to leave. Spence and Danny pretend to be a gay couple to get a free TV too.

Catching Hell

Episode: 167 | Aired: April 20, 2005

Carrie gets sky box tickets for a baseball game and brings Doug, Deacon, and Spence to watch while she talks to a possible client. Doug offends the client and Carrie sends Doug and Deacon away before she can realize Doug is married to her. She makes Spence pretend to be married to her.

Ice Cubed

Episode: 168 | Aired: April 13, 2005

Carrie is out buying an iPod and the cashier forgets to ring it up. Carrie goes to talk to her pastor about what to do. Doug is delivering to a family and is invited to come in from the cold. He finds out that the wife's father will be moving in soon and tries to convince them what a bad idea it is.

Van, Go

Episode: 165 | Aired: April 06, 2005

While eating lunch at a diner with Deacon, Doug manages to annoy a waitress so much that she says she wants to fight him when he finishes eating. Carrie is going shopping to find things to redecorate her office and convinces Holly to come with her so she can use her van.

Wish Boned

Episode: 169 | Aired: March 30, 2005

Doug wins tickets to go see a Final Four game in St. Louis and Carrie wants Doug to take Arthur. Doug does not want to but Carrie says he will never have to do anything with Arthur ever again if he does this. Doug jumps at the idea but his plane is delayed and Arthur wanders off leaving Doug in a bad situation.

Black List

Episode: 166 | Aired: March 16, 2005

Deacon has a new friend that he is spending time with. Doug gets jealous, but when he finds out that he is black, he decides Deacon must be fulfilling his "black needs." Doug gets upset when he finds out that the new friends is basically a black version of himself.

Deconstructing Carrie

Episode: 164 | Aired: March 02, 2005

Carrie is feeling depressed about her looks with her 35th birthday approaching. Doug decides to get construction workers to hit on her as she walks by

Hi, School

Episode: 163 | Aired: February 23, 2005

Doug is delivering a package to his old high school and sees his football coach. Soon he is returning constantly and being treated like a football legend. Arthur loses his eye drops and temporarily goes blind, deaf, and mute, leaving him completely dependent on Holly.

Gorilla Warfare

Episode: 162 | Aired: February 16, 2005

When Doug and Carrie were dating Carrie was afraid Doug was not serious about her. Doug told her the most romantic thing she had ever heard and she was in love with him ever since. She finds out that the line was from a stupid movie and was said to a monkey.

Gym Neighbors

Episode: 161 | Aired: February 09, 2005

Lou is selling some of his old exercise equipment, and his video games which he has become addicted to so his wife is making him sell them. Doug decides to buy a home gym because he feels that Carrie might be putting on some weight. Lou agrees to be their personal trainer, and Doug has a hard time, so he agrees to let Lou play video games during his workout time if he does not have to do any work.

Pour Judgment

Episode: 160 | Aired: January 26, 2005

Doug wants to take classes to learn to become a bartender, which has always been his dream. He soon realizes that being a bartender is not as fun as he thought it would be.

Domestic Disturbance

Episode: 159 | Aired: January 19, 2005

Carrie starts making some extra money and decides to hire a maid. The new maid really annoys Doug because she is constantly moving things and only speaks Spanish. Doug decides to fire her and hire Spence's mom who ends up being terrible at the job.

Cologne Ranger

Episode: 158 | Aired: January 12, 2005

While out shopping Doug finds a new cologne that he likes. Everyone is complimenting him on how good he smells, until he gets home and Carrie tells him that she hates it. Doug decides to keep wearing it in secret, and soon Carrie finds out and tries to get him to stop by doing things he hates.

Awed Couple

Episode: 156 | Aired: January 05, 2005

Doug and Carrie get in a fight with Deacon and Kelly and soon they are off trying to find a new couple to be friends with. They are unable to find anybody and are stuck hanging out with a couple they hate to avoid the Palmers. While out with the other couple they meet some of the other couple's friends and fall in love with them, but have to think of a way to get their phone number from them.

Silent Mite

Episode: 157 | Aired: December 15, 2004

Doug and Carrie are shopping for Christmas when Doug sees a midget hitting on Carrie. He decides to go over and chase him away. Later when he is trying to buy something he realizes his wallet is gone, and thinks the midget stole it. Doug decides to hunt him down with Arthur's help rather than talk to a short policeman about it.


Episode: 155 | Aired: December 08, 2004

Doug's parents come to visit and Doug surprises them with tickets to see one of their favorite plays. Doug's dad does not want to go or even spend time with Doug's mom because he is busy getting ready for a model train expo. Arthur starts spending time with Doug's mom and soon he starts to like her.

Name Dropper

Episode: 154 | Aired: December 01, 2004

Doug is forced to go to a work function with Carrie. When one of Carrie's coworkers comes up to him and starts talking he decides to fake a heart attack because he cannot remember her name. As a result of this, Carrie's boss decides to send Doug into testing to make sure he is in okay health.

Entertainment Weakly

Episode: 153 | Aired: November 24, 2004

IPS hires a new worker and the guys love him. They think he is one of the funniest guys they have ever seen. Doug does not like this because he was the funny guy before all of this. He decides he has to win back the favor of the men.

Furious Gorge

Episode: 152 | Aired: November 10, 2004

Carrie gets fed up with Doug and his weight problem and convinces him to go to an over-eaters group. Doug goes but sees the food in the room is all healthy so he walks into a room with doughnuts. He soon finds out that it is a support group for people in abusive relationships. Soon Doug starts blaming his overeating on Carrie and her constant anger at him.

Dugan Groupie

Episode: 150 | Aired: November 03, 2004

Carrie is put in charge of a group of people and has to get a project done. She works during the night and Doug begins to miss her, so he starts spending time with Arthur.

Lost Vegas

Episode: 151 | Aired: October 27, 2004

Doug needs to find a way to get to Vegas for the weekend with his friends. He decides to build up some credit with Carrie by taking her to a spa. Arthur teaches Spence to count cards in preparation for the trip. They decide to test his skills at a church poker tournament.