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Elka's Choice

Episode: 301 | Aired: November 30, 2011

After her allegedly dead husband Bobby (Don Rickles) interrupts her wedding, Elka must choose between him, Max (Carl Reiner) & Fred (Buck Henry). Victoria reaps the benefits of her accidental marriage to Joy…on national television. Guest Stars:Don Rickles, Kathie Lee Gifford, Kym Whitley


Episode: 303 | Aired: December 07, 2011

Victoria is invited to speak on an A-list gay cruise and brings Melanie, Joy and Elka with her. On the cruise, Melanie runs into her estranged sister while Joy and Victoria, posing as a lesbian couple, face temptation upon meeting the ship’s sexy captain. Guest Stars:Laura San Giacomo, Sandra Bernhard, Gilles Marini

One Thing or a Mother

Episode: 306 | Aired: December 07, 2011

The ladies throw a dinner party to remedy their unfortunate date dilemmas: Joy's dating a man of indeterminate age, Victoria's seeing a hand model (Sean Hayes), Melanie's guy regrettably resembles Winnie the Pooh and Roy's (John Mahoney) mom hates Elka. Guest Stars: John Mahoney, Sean Hayes, Phil Morris, Sean O’Bryan

Funeral Crashers

Episode: 304 | Aired: December 14, 2011

When the dry cleaners lose Melanie’s favorite dress, Elka takes them funeral crashing to track it down. Joy and Victoria are forced to face their pasts and Elka is reunited with someone who might be part of her future: Roy (John Mahoney). Guest Stars: John Mahoney, Orson Bean

Happy Fat

Episode: 305 | Aired: December 21, 2011

Melanie, Joy, and Victoria give their Cleveland neighbors a makeover while Elka tries to keep up with the fast-paced life involved in dating a younger man, Roy (John Mahoney).Guest Stars: John Mahoney

How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?

Episode: 302 | Aired: January 04, 2012

While waiting in line for the bathroom at a Cleveland sports game, Melanie, Joy, and Victoria tell Elka the story of how they met in Los Angeles in the ‘80s.Guest Star: Tim Bagley

Two Girls and a Rhino

Episode: 307 | Aired: January 11, 2012

When Joy and Elka learn that their combined scents is an aphrodisiac for the nearly extinct Black Rhinos, they’re forced to live together at the Cleveland zoo until the species is saved. Victoria dates a janitor while Melanie dates a Senator (Doug Savant). Guest Stars: Tim DeKay, Doug Savant, Dan Roebuck

God and Football

Episode: 308 | Aired: January 18, 2012

On Elka’s (and Betty White’s) 90th birthday, Melanie takes her to the Browns locker room and ends up dating the kicker (Dan Cortese). Joy and Elka get some surprising medical news. And after a near-death experience Victoria's convinced that Elka is God. Guest Stars: Dan Cortese, Willie Garson, Wendi McLendon-Covey

Love Is Blind

Episode: 309 | Aired: January 25, 2012

Victoria’s daughter Emmy (Jennifer Love Hewitt) is back for a visit with some very surprising news – she’s engaged to Melanie’s son Will (Joe Jonas)! Joy's dating a blind man who thinks she’s 26 and Elka is prank-calling a certain Yankee third baseman. Guest Stars: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Joe Jonas, Randy Wayne

Life With Lucci

Episode: 310 | Aired: February 01, 2012

Victoria’s arch nemesis Susan Lucci arrives looking for guidance now that All My Children has been cancelled. When Susan makes the other ladies’ wishes come true they fall for her despite Victoria’s warnings that they’ll all get “Luccied.” Guest Stars: Susan Lucci, Baron Davis, Ryan McPartlin

I'm With The Band

Episode: 311 | Aired: February 08, 2012

When Johnny Revere (Huey Lewis) records a benefit song in Cleveland, Victoria assumes they'll pick up where they left off. Melanie tracks a musical idol, Elka seeks a lock of a singer’s hair for her charity and Joy chases her fantasy of being a rock star. guest stars: Huey Lewis, Steve Valentine

Lost Loves

Episode: 312 | Aired: February 15, 2012

Inspired by Valentine's Day, the ladies decide to track down their lost loves - including the man who left Joy standing at the altar! Guest Stars: Steven Weber, Carl Reiner, Curtis Armstrong

Tangled Web

Episode: 313 | Aired: March 07, 2012

The ladies escape to a lake house after Victoria sets loose a poisonous spider belonging to her ex-husband. Melanie finds out her new love interest is actually Joy's former fiancé. Guest Stars: Steven Weber, Carl Reiner, Curtis Armstrong

Hot & Heavy

Episode: 315 | Aired: March 14, 2012

Victoria, eager to win a Newsie Award, goes to Overeaters Anonymous disguised in a fat suit. Elka tags along claiming she lost 600 pounds! Melanie meets a guy at a different "Anonymous" meeting. Joy goes out with a man who's a big departure from her type. Guest Stars: Reid Scott, James Patrick Stuart

Rubber Ball

Episode: 314 | Aired: March 21, 2012

When Melanie, Joy, and Victoria try to join a prestigious Cleveland country club, they discover that Elka has a long history with the club’s president (Ed Asner), and he’s bent on revenge. Guest Stars: Jon Lovitz, Ed Asner, James Patrick Stuart

Everything Goes Better With Vampires

Episode: 316 | Aired: March 28, 2012

Joy dates a guy she thinks is her teen crush Rick Springfield (Rick Springfield), Victoria wants to fire the cleaning-averse housekeeper (Rhea Perlman), Melanie's pretentious professor date makes her feel stupid and Elka’s fed up with her writing partner. Guest Stars: Rick Springfield, Rhea Perlman, Craig Bierko, Georgia Engel

Claus, Tails & High-Pitched Males: Birthdates 3

Episode: 317 | Aired: April 11, 2012

The ladies celebrate their annual "birthdates": Elka thinks her date might be Santa Claus, Victoria reunites with the seemingly perfect Capt. Lebeau, Melanie's date has a high-pitched voice and Joy becomes a man’s first date since he left the priesthood. guest stars: Roger Bart, Paul Dooley, Gilles Marinia, Andy Richter

Cruel Shoes

Episode: 318 | Aired: April 18, 2012

Joy starts a whirlwind romance with George, a man short on time but big on life. Victoria undertakes celebrity shoe designing and puts Melanie and Joy in her runway show. Elka tags along mostly to catch Mr. Jeff’s show (her favorite tracksuit designer). Guest star: Kevin Nealon

Bye George, I Think He's Got It!

Episode: 319 | Aired: April 25, 2012

Joy accepts her dying boyfriend's marriage proposal but has reservations. Billionaire Artie Firestone wants Melanie and Victoria to give him a makeover to make him more appealing to women. Elka's twin sister (Joan Rivers) returns to Cleveland for a visit. Guest Stars: Kevin Nealon, Jon Lovitz, Joan Rivers

The Gateway Friend

Episode: 320 | Aired: May 02, 2012

The girls have to get their L.A. friend, Courtney back together with her Beverly Hills dermatologist boyfriend, Dr. Minton or face the prospect of never getting an appointment with him again. Special guest star Cleveland Brown's Josh Cribbs. Guest Stars: Kristin Chenoweth, Jonathan Silverman, Josh Cribbs

Some Like It Hot

Episode: 322 | Aired: May 09, 2012

Go behind the scenes of "Hot in Cleveland" to discover never-before-seen footage of the cast and crew, in-depth interviews as well as favorite show moments and bloopers all from the third season of the hit sitcom.

Storage Wars

Episode: 321 | Aired: May 16, 2012

The ladies bid on an abandoned storage unit and unearth an item of potentially historical proportions which requires Artie Firestone's expertise. Joy learns how to use a CB radio and in befriending a handsome trucker pretends to be something she's not. Guest stars: Jon Lovitz, James Denton

What's Behind the Door

Episode: 324 | Aired: May 30, 2012

When Victoria wants to turn her cancelled soap opera into an app, she has to get the series creator on board. They enlist the cast, including the actor who played Honor St. Raven’s ex-husband, to film a new episode picking up where the finale left off. Guest Stars: Cybill Shepherd and Barry Bostwick

Blow Outs

Episode: 323 | Aired: June 06, 2012

When Melanie's hair blow out lasts unusually long, Joy and Victoria demand to know who's blowing her. When Melanie tries to keep it a secret from them, tensions arise amongst our ladies and the two rival hairdressers at Elka's favorite salon. Guest stars: Regis Philbin and David Spade