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Elka's Choice Part 2

Episode: 301 | Aired: November 30, 2011

After her allegedly dead husband Bobby interrupts her wedding, Elka must choose between him, Max & Fred. Guest Stars: Don Rickles, Kathie Lee Gifford

One Thing Or A Mother

Episode: 306 | Aired: December 07, 2011

The ladies throw a dinner party to remedy their unfortunate date dilemmas. Guest Stars: John Mahoney, Sean Hayes

Beards

Episode: 303 | Aired: December 07, 2011

Victoria is invited to speak on an A-list gay cruise and brings Melanie, Joy and Elka with her. Guest Stars: Sandra Bernhard, Laura San Giacomo

Funeral Crashers

Episode: 304 | Aired: December 14, 2011

When the dry cleaners lose Melanie’s favorite dress, Elka takes them funeral crashing to track it down. Guest Stars: John Mahoney

Happy Fat

Episode: 305 | Aired: December 21, 2011

Melanie, Joy, and Victoria give their Cleveland neighbors a makeover while Elka tries to keep up with the fast-paced life involved in dating a younger man. Guest Stars: John Mahoney

How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?

Episode: 302 | Aired: January 04, 2012

Melanie, Joy, and Victoria tell Elka the story of how they met in Los Angeles in the ‘80s.

Two Girls and a Rhino

Episode: 307 | Aired: January 11, 2012

When Joy and Elka learn that their combined scents is an aphrodisiac for the nearly extinct Black Rhinos, they’re forced to live together at the Cleveland zoo until the species is saved. Guest Stars: Doug Savant

God and Football

Episode: 308 | Aired: January 18, 2012

On Elka’s (and Betty White’s) 90th birthday, Melanie takes her to the Browns locker room and ends up dating the kicker.

Love Is Blind

Episode: 309 | Aired: January 25, 2012

Victoria’s daughter Emmy is back for a visit with some very surprising news – she’s engaged to Melanie’s son Will! Guest Stars: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Joe Jonas

Life With Lucci

Episode: 310 | Aired: February 01, 2012

Victoria’s arch nemesis Susan Lucci arrives looking for guidance now that All My Children has been cancelled. Guest Stars: Susan Lucci

I'm With The Band

Episode: 311 | Aired: February 08, 2012

When Johnny Revere records a benefit song in Cleveland, Victoria assumes they'll pick up where they left off. Guest Stars: Huey Lewis

Lost Loves Part 1

Episode: 312 | Aired: February 15, 2012

Inspired by Valentine's Day, the ladies decide to track down their lost loves. Guest Stars: Steven Weber, Carl Reiner

Tangled Web Part 2

Episode: 313 | Aired: March 07, 2012

The ladies escape to a lake house after Victoria sets loose a poisonous spider belonging to her ex-husband. Guest Stars: Steven Weber

Hot & Heavy

Episode: 315 | Aired: March 14, 2012

Victoria, eager to win a Newsie Award, goes to Overeaters Anonymous disguised in a fat suit. Melanie meets a guy at a different "Anonymous" meeting.

Rubber Ball

Episode: 314 | Aired: March 21, 2012

When Melanie, Joy, and Victoria try to join a Cleveland country club, they discover that Elka has a long history with the club’s president, and he’s bent on revenge. Guest Stars: Ed Asner, Jon Lovitz

Everything Goes Better With Vampires

Episode: 316 | Aired: March 28, 2012

Joy dates a guy she thinks is her teen crush Rick Springfield, Victoria wants to fire the cleaning-averse housekeeper. Guest Stars: Rick Springfield, Rhea Pearlman, Georgia Engel

Claus, Tails & High-Pitched Males: Birthdates 3

Episode: 317 | Aired: April 11, 2012

The ladies celebrate their annual "birthdates".

Cruel Shoes

Episode: 318 | Aired: April 18, 2012

Joy starts a whirlwind romance with George, a man short on time but big on life.

Bye George, I Think He's Got It!

Episode: 319 | Aired: April 25, 2012

Joy accepts her dying boyfriend's marriage proposal but has reservations. Guest Stars: Jon Lovitz, Joan Rivers

The Gateway Friend

Episode: 320 | Aired: May 02, 2012

The girls have to get their friend back together with her Beverly Hills dermatologist boyfriend or they may never getting an appointment with him again. Guest Stars: Kristin Chenoweth

Some Like It Hot

Episode: 322 | Aired: May 09, 2012

Go behind the scenes of "Hot in Cleveland" to discover never-before-seen footage of the cast and crew.

Storage Wars

Episode: 321 | Aired: May 16, 2012

The ladies bid on an abandoned storage unit and unearth an item of potentially historical proportions which requires Artie Firestone's expertise. Guest Stars: Jon Lovitz

What's Behind the Door?

Episode: 324 | Aired: May 30, 2012

When Victoria wants to turn her cancelled soap opera into an app, she has to get the series creator on board. Guest Stars: Cybill Shepherd

Blow Outs

Episode: 323 | Aired: June 06, 2012

When Melanie's hair blow out lasts unusually long, Joy and Victoria demand to know who's blowing her. Guest Stars: Regis Philbin, David Spade