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Free Elka

Episode: 201 | Aired: January 19, 2011

Elka's behind bars and sharing her cell with a very familiar face. The other ladies try to raise bail money, but are faced with issues of their own. Joy gets a letter from the INS and a surprising proposal from a neighbor, Melanie's cop boyfriend keeps arresting her friends and Victoria realizes that money is everything when she loses her fortune. Guest Stars: Wayne Knight, Mary Tyler Moore

Bad Romance

Episode: 202 | Aired: January 26, 2011

When Melanie meets her boyfriend's family, she finds two big obstacles -- his mother and brother. Meanwhile, Joy's green-card scam with neighbor Rick goes awry, Victoria dates an ancient billionaire and Elka goes on a 24-hour bender. Guest Stars: Bonnie Franklin, Wayne Knight, John Schneider

Hot for Lawyer

Episode: 204 | Aired: February 02, 2011

Melanie, Joy and Victoria compete for the affection of Elka's extremely attractive new lawyer. The lawyer's plan is for Elka to act crazy at a competency hearing in front of the judge, so she'll be ruled incompetent to stand trial. However, Elka's heart isn't in it after she learns Max is getting married. Guest Stars: Sherri Shepherd, Carl Reiner

Sisterhood of the Traveling SPANX

Episode: 203 | Aired: February 09, 2011

A pair of 'magic SPANX' come into the ladies' lives and leads them to unexpected adventures. Joy seeks love, but ends up with a much, much younger man. Melanie wants to catch the eye of a doctor and ends up with all eyes on her. Victoria dons the SPANX for a big audition, but ends up in a major catfight with Melanie Griffith. Elka just wants her team, the Cleveland Indians, to win. Guest Stars: Jack Wagner, Melanie Griffith

I Love Lucci Pt. 1

Episode: 205 | Aired: February 16, 2011

The ladies return to L.A for the first time since moving to Cleveland. Victoria is appearing on All My Children, but her rivalry with Susan Lucci brings disaster. Meanwhile, Melanie faces selling the house she's raised her kids in, Joy might be dating an actor who has an evil twin, and Elka's on a quest to meet the movie star of her dreams. Guest Stars: Susan Lucci, Michael E. Knight

I Love Lucci Pt. 2

Episode: 206 | Aired: February 23, 2011

Victoria, after injuring Susan Lucci (playing herself), prepares to carry on with her role on All My Children. Joy seeks revenge on the actor she was dating, who pretended to be his own evil twin. Melanie finally agrees to sell her L.A. home, barring one crucial piece. Elka's quest for the movie star of her dreams results in a surprise meeting. Guest Stars: Susan Lucci, Michael E. Knight

Dog Tricks, Sex Flicks and Joy's Fix

Episode: 207 | Aired: March 02, 2011

Joy meets a wonderful guy in the waiting room of her therapist, then steals his file to learn more about him quickly. Meanwhile, Elka tries to train a rescue dog and Victoria tries to jump-start her career by making a sex tape -- with Melanie.

LeBron is Le Gone

Episode: 208 | Aired: March 09, 2011

Melanie dates a basketball coach for the Cavaliers who still isn't over LeBron James leaving Cleveland. Victoria takes a job as a local news personality. And in a last-ditch effort to get her green card, Joy gets engaged to a homeless man. Guest Stars: Jon Lovitz, Isaiah Mustafa

Elka's Snowbird

Episode: 209 | Aired: March 16, 2011

Elka tries to convince Max, who is pining to fly to Florida, that she can keep him warm in the cold Cleveland winter. Melanie, looking to do some meaningful charity work, enlists Joy to help her cook and serve healthy meals at the senior center -- with disastrous results. And Victoria falls hard for a man she meets during an 'Oh Hi, Ohio' interview, only to be thwarted by his two children, who have decided to hate her.Guest Stars: Carl Reiner, Gregory Harrison

Law and Elka

Episode: 210 | Aired: March 23, 2011

Elka's trial has come at last, and after her lawyer fails to impress the judge, her only hope for a not guilty verdict involves some strategic jury tampering. Meanwhile, Joy is enmeshed in scandal when she does a favor for the First Lady of Ohio. By the end of the episode Elka's fate will be decided -- what will the verdict be? Guest Stars: Sherri Shepherd, Amy Sedaris

Where's Elka

Episode: 211 | Aired: June 15, 2011

Elka's on the lam and the women go looking for her in Amish country. Meanwhile, Joy's a source of scandal as the Governor's alleged mistress and risks deportation while Victoria finds herself a little too 'at home' with the Amish.

How I Met My Mother

Episode: 212 | Aired: June 22, 2011

The son that Joy gave up for adoption stops by for a surprise visit. Meanwhile, the women are on high alert when they learn that Victoria’s prison pen pal is headed their way.Guest Stars: Michael McMillian, Mark Derwin

Unseparated at Birthdates

Episode: 215 | Aired: June 29, 2011

When the ladies fix each other up on dates, Elka plays dumb to land a rich bachelor, Melanie's date is holier than thou, Joy only likes hers when he’s not himself & Victoria gets double what she bargained for. Their new friend Roy helps them through it. Guest Stars: John Mahoney, Steve Lawrence

Battle of the Bands

Episode: 214 | Aired: July 06, 2011

Melanie decides to form a band with her friends and compete in a local Battle of the Bands for her new column for Woman's Day. Joy takes it more seriously than the others, catching the attention of band rival Rick (Wayne Knight), who convinces Joy her childhood dream of being a rock star could actually be a reality. Guest Stars: Wayne Knight

Love Thy Neighbor

Episode: 216 | Aired: July 13, 2011

When Melanie suspects Joy might be using drugs, she recruits neighbor Rick (Wayne Knight) to help her find out. Little does she know, the drug in question is Rick himself. Meanwhile, Elka teaches Victoria how to act old for a musical version of Driving Miss Daisy. Guest Star: Wayne Knight

Dancing Queens

Episode: 213 | Aired: July 20, 2011

The ladies decide to go dancing to burn off the Cleveland pounds but need local gay best friends to go with. Victoria catches Leandro's eye (Antonio Sabato Jr.) And Elka dukes it out with an old rival (Doris Roberts) And uncovers a shocking link to her past. Guest Stars: Doris Roberts, Antonio Sabato, Jr.

The Emmy Show

Episode: 221 | Aired: July 27, 2011

Victoria's daughter, Emmy, (Jennifer Love Hewitt) visits and Victoria enlists Elka, and her Irish accent, to convince Emmy not to publish a tell-all book about her childhood. Melanie and Joy meet a secret admirer who bids for one of their hearts. Guest Star: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Arch Enemies

Episode: 222 | Aired: August 03, 2011

Victoria and Joy hatch a plan to get revenge on prankster Colin Cooper, Victoria's smooth-talking nemesis and co-anchor at Chanel 7. Melanie finds out the new guy she’s dating is a little too into her feet and meanwhile, Elka, who's been video chatting all week from her European trip, has a surprising revelation upon her return.

Too Hot For TV

Episode: 218 | Aired: August 10, 2011

Highlights featuring the funniest and memorable moments from this season.

Indecent Proposals

Episode: 217 | Aired: August 17, 2011

Melanie writes a column for Woman's Day Magazine that asks the question, 'Can Women Have Sex With No Strings?' Inspired by the topic, the women all set out on booty calls. Melanie and Joy's plans backfire, Elka gets an unexpected proposal from her old friend Fred (Buck Henry), and Victoria gives her old flame Johnny (Huey Lewis) a minor heart attack that brings them a little closer to true love. Guest Stars: Buck Henry, Huey Lewis

Bridezelka

Episode: 219 | Aired: August 24, 2011

Elka and her fiance Fred (Buck Henry) meet with Reverend Boyce (Cedric The Entertainer) to plan their simple wedding ceremony. But the ladies encourage Elka to go bigger and Elka quickly morphs into a bouquet-slugging Bridezelka. Victoria tests out a new Mrs. Ladypants product while she, Melanie, and Joy do the bridezilla's bidding. Guest Stars: Buck Henry, Cedric The Entertainer

Elka's Wedding

Episode: 220 | Aired: August 31, 2011

It's Elka's wedding day but Melanie, Joy, and Victoria wake up with no recollection of Elka's bachelorette party the night before. Their house is crowded with sleeping frat boys, an iguana is loose, and worst of all, the bride is missing. Flashing back to the night before, the women must gather fractions of their memory to piece together how and when they lost Elka. Guest Star: Buck Henry