Episode: 301 | Aired: November 30, 2011
After her allegedly dead husband Bobby (Don Rickles) interrupts her wedding, Elka must choose between him, Max (Carl Reiner) & Fred (Buck Henry). Victoria reaps the benefits of her accidental marriage to Joyon national television. Guest Stars:Don Rickles, Kathie Lee Gifford, Kym Whitley
Episode: 303 | Aired: December 07, 2011
Victoria is invited to speak on an A-list gay cruise and brings Melanie, Joy and Elka with her. On the cruise, Melanie runs into her estranged sister while Joy and Victoria, posing as a lesbian couple, face temptation upon meeting the ships sexy captain. Guest Stars:Laura San Giacomo, Sandra Bernhard, Gilles Marini
Episode: 304 | Aired: December 14, 2011
When the dry cleaners lose Melanies favorite dress, Elka takes them funeral crashing to track it down. Joy and Victoria are forced to face their pasts and Elka is reunited with someone who might be part of her future: Roy (John Mahoney). Guest Stars: John Mahoney, Orson Bean
Episode: 305 | Aired: December 21, 2011
Melanie, Joy, and Victoria give their Cleveland neighbors a makeover while Elka tries to keep up with the fast-paced life involved in dating a younger man, Roy (John Mahoney).Guest Stars: John Mahoney
Episode: 302 | Aired: January 04, 2012
While waiting in line for the bathroom at a Cleveland sports game, Melanie, Joy, and Victoria tell Elka the story of how they met in Los Angeles in the 80s.Guest Star: Tim Bagley
Episode: 306 | Aired: December 07, 2011
The ladies throw a dinner party to remedy their unfortunate date dilemmas: Joy's dating a man of indeterminate age, Victoria's seeing a hand model (Sean Hayes), Melanie's guy regrettably resembles Winnie the Pooh and Roy's (John Mahoney) mom hates Elka. Guest Stars: John Mahoney, Sean Hayes, Phil Morris, Sean OBryan
Episode: 307 | Aired: January 11, 2012
When Joy and Elka learn that their combined scents is an aphrodisiac for the nearly extinct Black Rhinos, theyre forced to live together at the Cleveland zoo until the species is saved. Victoria dates a janitor while Melanie dates a Senator (Doug Savant). Guest Stars: Tim DeKay, Doug Savant, Dan Roebuck
Episode: 308 | Aired: January 18, 2012
On Elkas (and Betty Whites) 90th birthday, Melanie takes her to the Browns locker room and ends up dating the kicker (Dan Cortese). Joy and Elka get some surprising medical news. And after a near-death experience Victoria's convinced that Elka is God. Guest Stars: Dan Cortese, Willie Garson, Wendi McLendon-Covey
Episode: 309 | Aired: January 25, 2012
Victorias daughter Emmy (Jennifer Love Hewitt) is back for a visit with some very surprising news shes engaged to Melanies son Will (Joe Jonas)! Joy's dating a blind man who thinks shes 26 and Elka is prank-calling a certain Yankee third baseman. Guest Stars: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Joe Jonas, Randy Wayne
Episode: 310 | Aired: February 01, 2012
Victorias arch nemesis Susan Lucci arrives looking for guidance now that All My Children has been cancelled. When Susan makes the other ladies wishes come true they fall for her despite Victorias warnings that theyll all get Luccied. Guest Stars: Susan Lucci, Baron Davis, Ryan McPartlin
Episode: 311 | Aired: February 08, 2012
When Johnny Revere (Huey Lewis) records a benefit song in Cleveland, Victoria assumes they'll pick up where they left off. Melanie tracks a musical idol, Elka seeks a lock of a singers hair for her charity and Joy chases her fantasy of being a rock star. guest stars: Huey Lewis, Steve Valentine