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Stayin' Alive

Episode: 519 | Aired: March 26, 2014

After Victoria's husband, Emmet, escapes prison, Victoria and the other women go to a hideout that Elka knows. When they arrive, they discover the hideout is double-booked with other criminals.
Guest stars: Cedric The Entertainer, Georgia Engel, Dave Foley, Ken Jeong, D.W. Moffett, Albert Tsai, Alex Trebek

Surprise

Episode: 501 | Aired: April 02, 2014

Since Victoria's husband's disappearance, the women have been monitored closely by an FBI agent (Thomas Lennon). Melanie tells Alec (Jay Harrington) that she's pregnant and Joy discovers she's now irresistible to men.
Guest Stars: Jaime Pressly, Jay Harrington, Thomas Lennon, Thomas Anthony James, Ryan Culver

Dr. Who

Episode: 502 | Aired: April 09, 2014

Joy's baby daddy, Simon (Craig Ferguson), meets his son and grandson for the very first time as they pretend to be a happy family to get Wilbur into a prestigious pre-school. Melanie and Elka (Betty White) try to find the perfect doctor.
Guest Stars: Craig Ferguson, Angela Kinsey, Jason Kravits, Michael McMillian

The Undead

Episode: 503 | Aired: April 16, 2014

Elka (Betty White) throws a fake funeral for Victoria so she can join her husband in hiding. Her nemesis, Susan Lucci attends. Simon (Craig Ferguson) and Joy face a dilemma in their relationship.
Guest Stars: Craig Ferguson, Susan Lucci, Matt Iseman, David Cheaney, Laird MacIntosh

Elka Takes a Lover

Episode: 504 | Aired: April 23, 2014

On the eve of Victoria's big movie premiere, Emmy (Jennifer Love Hewitt) visits with some surprising news while Elka announces she's taken a younger lover (Chris Elliott).

Rusty Banks Rides Again

Episode: 505 | Aired: April 30, 2014

Victoria wants to get nominated for an Oscar, so she gets her friends to convince Academy members to nominate her. Melanie is assigned a teen idol (Jason Priestley), Joy is assigned an indie darling (Sarah Hyland), and Elka reunites with Roy (John Mahoney).
Guest Stars: Jason Priestley, Sarah Hyland, John Mahoney, Richard Ruccolo, Andy Gala

The One With George Clooney

Episode: 506 | Aired: May 07, 2014

When the women try to adopt a puppy, the Rescue Center's volunteer, Doug (Max Greenfield), determines if they are dog-worthy. Elka's relationships with Mamie (Georgia Engel) and Roy (John Mahoney) take an interesting turn.
Guest Stars: Georgia Engel, John Mahoney, Max Greenfield, Asante Jones

Brokeback Elka

Episode: 507 | Aired: May 14, 2014

Melanie uses her illness to get tickets to country star Chase Jackson's (Chris Isaak) sold-out concert, while her friends also cash in on her "tumor perks." Victoria starts an online romance but the object of her affection might not be the man he says he is. guest stars: Chris Isaak, Tommy Dewey, Shawn Carter Peterson, Cesili Williams

Bad George Clooney

Episode: 509 | Aired: June 04, 2014

The ladies take their depressed puppy, George Clooney, to Dr. Deb, a pet therapist (Cheri Oteri) who has her own radio show. Dr. Deb blames the women for George's bad behavior and gives them assignments to better their lives and their dog's. Guest stars: Cheri Oteri, Eric Allan Kramer, Clint Culp, Kelly Schuman

Bucket: We're Going to New York

Episode: 508 | Aired: June 11, 2014

Victoria resolves to come clean about something to her longtime friend, Maddie Banks (Kirstie Alley), but gets cold feet in this "Kirstie" crossover episode. Melanie, Joy, and Elka (Betty White) cross things off their bucket lists. Guest stars: Kirstie Alley, Mark Valley, Edward Hibbert, Emilio Borelli

Undercover Lovers

Episode: 511 | Aired: June 18, 2014

Lines get blurred when Joy and Bob (Dave Foley) go undercover as a couple and Elka (Betty White) gets a political rival (Bill Bellamy). Guest stars: Dave Foley, Bill Bellamy, Matt Cates, Jamie Denbo, John Ross Bowie

I Just Met the Man I'm Going to Marry

Episode: 512 | Aired: June 25, 2014

The women fly to Los Angeles to watch Victoria announce the Oscar nominations. Elka gets campaign advice from a statistics expert, Victoria has nerves over the unknown, and Joy meets the man she's going to marry. Guest stars: Tim Daly, J.P. Manoux, Bill Bellamy

People Feeding People

Episode: 513 | Aired: July 02, 2014

Elka needs Ross Barkley's (Chevy Chase) endorsement for City Council so Melanie gets strong-armed into going on a date with him. Meanwhile, JOy hides her feelings for Mitch (Tim Daly) while he tries to get over Melanie. Guest stars: Chevy Chase, Tim Daly

Playmates

Episode: 514 | Aired: July 09, 2014

To the ladies' surprise, Elka has written and directed a play about them. They’re shocked to see how they’re portrayed and by whom. It doesn’t help that Elka’s role is being performed by the beautiful and glamorous Claudia (Morgan Fairchild). Guest stars: Nora Dunn, Morgan Fairchild, Emily Rutherfurd, Steve Valentine

Auction Heroes

Episode: 515 | Aired: July 16, 2014

Joy decides to finally tell Mitch (Tim Daly) how she feels but a handsome dating coach gets in the way (Coby Bell). Victoria is surprisingly taken with a very Clevelandy screenwriter (Dan Lauria). Guest stars: Tim Daly, Dan Lauria,Coby Bell