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Valerie Bertinelli

Valerie Bertinelli

Melanie Moretti

Valerie Bertinelli as Melanie Moretti

Now known more for her dramatic weight loss (she melted away more than 50 lbs. doing the Jenny Craig diet) and bubbly fitness regime than being cutie pie Barbara Cooper from One Day at a Time or Mrs. Van Halen, Valerie Bertinelli is and always has been the sparkly Girl Next Door. Born April 23, 1960 in Wilmington, Del., Bertinelli's family migrated to California for her GM exec father's career. She attended high school in L.A. and got her lucky break at the tender age of 15 on One Day at a Time. She portrayed younger sister Barbara until the series (plagued by co-star MacKenzie Phillips' rampant drug use) was canceled in 1984, just shy of its 10-year anniversary.

During its run, Bertinelli took on another famous part as the wife of rocker Eddie Van Halen. The couple had a son together in 1991, but in 2005, Bertinelli filed for divorce. She wrote about it in her 2008 autobiography Losing It: And Gaining My Life Back One Pound at a Time. In March 2009, just before her 49th birthday, Bertinelli showed the world how proud she is of her transformed self by posing in a bikini on the cover of People. A year later, at 50, Bertinelli is having the time of her life: She's the Jenny Craig spokesperson, completed the 2010 Boston Marathon and portrays divorcee/best-selling author Melanie on Hot in Cleveland. She also maintains a popular personal website, ValerieBertinelli.com, which features a blog, polls and lifestyle tips.

Character Bio

Melanie is a 40something, recently divorced mother of two college-aged children, Jenna and Will. She met her former husband Anders in college, and dropped out when she became pregnant with Will. Her ex shocks her by becoming engaged to Kim, a girl half her age (her fake age, that is). Melanie recently wrote a book called 200 Things Every Woman Should Do before She Dies. She's an eternal optimist and fiercely loyal to her friends, soap actress Victoria and eyebrow stylist Joy, and together they navigate Cleveland and its men.

Hot in Cleveland TV Schedule

Wednesday
May 23
8:00pm
Good Luck Faking the Goiter
During a visit from Melanie's secretive son (guest star Joe Jonas), she invades his privacy and learns a little too much about him.
TV-PG
8:30pm
Happy Fat
Melanie, Joy, and Victoria give their Cleveland neighbors a makeover while Elka tries to keep up with the fast-paced life involved in dating a younger man.
TV-PG
9:00pm
Life With Lucci
Victorias arch nemesis Susan Lucci arrives looking for guidance now that All My Children has been cancelled.
TV-PG
9:30pm
Tangled Web (pt 2)
The ladies escape to a lake house after Victoria sets loose a poisonous spider belonging to her ex-husband.
TV-PG
10:05pm
One Thing Or A Mother
The ladies throw a dinner party to remedy their unfortunate date dilemmas.
TV-PG
Thursday
May 24
1:00am
One Thing Or A Mother
The ladies throw a dinner party to remedy their unfortunate date dilemmas.
TV-PG
Saturday
May 26
4:00pm
Who's Your Mamma
Joy's new date ends up exposing an old secret.
TV-PG
4:36pm
Meet the Parents
When Melanie's mother and Victoria's father come for a visit on the same weekend, the ladies are forced to confront old patterns.
TV-PG
5:12pm
Dog Tricks, Sex Flicks & Joy's Fix
Joy meets a wonderful guy in the waiting room of her therapist; Elka trains a rescue dog; Victoria makes a sex tape.
TV-PG
5:48pm
LeBron is Le Gone
Melanie dates a basketball coach for the Cavaliers who still isn't over LeBron James leaving Cleveland.
TV-PG
6:24pm
Elka's Snowbird
Elka tries to convince Max, who is pining to fly to Florida, that she can keep him warm in the cold Cleveland winter.
TV-PG
7:00pm
Battle of the Bands
Melanie decides to form a band with her friends and compete in a local Battle of the Bands for her new column for Woman's Day.
TV-PG
7:30pm
Too Hot For TV
Highlights featuring the funniest and memorable moments from this season.
TV-PG
8:00pm
Cruel Shoes
Joy starts a whirlwind romance with George, a man short on time but big on life. Guest Star:Kevin Nealon
TV-PG