Klink tries hard, very hard, but he is not exactly the prime example of efficiency. He does for German camps what the Hindenburg did for the dirigible industry. Unaware of the vast underground network beneath his feet, Klink attributes the lack of escapes to his own brilliant commandanting. His zeal to be the best camp commander on the block, however, is so infectious that even Hogan offers a helping hand—when he's not stealing one of Klink's cigars! We should point out that Klink is no more successful at finding a husband for his sister than he is at keeping prisoners in his camp.