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Give Me A Ring Sometime (Pilot)

Episode: 001 | Aired: September 30, 1982

Diane's fiance leaves her at Cheers and Sam offers her a waitressing job.

Sam's Women

Episode: 002 | Aired: October 07, 1982

Sam courts a voluptuous, dim-witted blonde of whom Diane disapproves. Sam then tries (to no avail) to impress Diane with his ex-wife, Debra.

The Tortelli Tort

Episode: 003 | Aired: October 14, 1982

A rude customer causes Carla's temper to flare. Diane makes the mistake of suggesting a psychologist.

Sam At Eleven

Episode: 004 | Aired: October 21, 1982

Sam's former teammate turned TV sportscaster shows up to film a 'What Ever Happened To...' story on Sam.

The Coach's Daughter (Coach in a Crisis Week)

Episode: 005 | Aired: October 28, 1982

Coach's likable daughter stops by Cheers to introduce her slick, unscrupulous fiance.

Any Friend Of Diane's

Episode: 006 | Aired: November 04, 1982

After a ruined romance with an intellectual, Diane's friend confides she's looking for a fling with someone earthy. To Diane's dismay, she sets her sights on Sam.

Friends, Romans, and Accountants

Episode: 007 | Aired: November 11, 1982

Norm volunteers Diane to be his boss's date for the firm's annual bash.

Truth Or Consequences

Episode: 008 | Aired: November 18, 1982

When the constantly bickering Carla and Diane call a truce over a couple of drinks, Diane professes her desire for a friend and confidante. Carla proceeds to pull a prank on her.

Coach Returns To Action

Episode: 009 | Aired: November 25, 1982

Coach harbors a crush on his attractive neighbor who visits Cheers and is relentlessly pursued by Sam. Coach astounds everyone with his foolproof technique for winning women.

Endless Slumper

Episode: 010 | Aired: December 02, 1982

When a Red Sox pitcher falls into a slump and asks his idol Sam for advice, Sam reluctantly parts with his good luck charm.

One For The Book

Episode: 011 | Aired: December 09, 1982

Inebriated for the first time in his life, a young priest-to-be makes an advance toward Diane and concludes he's not fit for the monastery. Sam finds a unique way to convince him otherwise. Meanwhile, a WWI veteran arrives at Cheers for his brigade's sixth decade reunion to find that he may be the only member left.

The Spy Who Came In For A Cold One

Episode: 012 | Aired: December 16, 1982

Diane incurs the wrath of Sam and the entire Cheers clan when she exposes a customer who spouts captivating, tall tales of his exploits as a World War II spy.

Now Pitching, Sam Malone

Episode: 013 | Aired: January 06, 1983

A sexy, high-powered TV commercial agent makes Sam an offer.

Let Me Count The Ways

Episode: 014 | Aired: January 13, 1983

Feeling blue over the death of her cat, Diane gets little sympathy from the Cheers clan and begins to re-evaluate her relationships with everyone--especially Sam.

Father Knows Last

Episode: 015 | Aired: January 20, 1983

Diane is aghast when a very pregnant Carla tricks a surprised but ecstatic man into believing he's the father.

The Boys In The Bar

Episode: 016 | Aired: January 27, 1983

Sam's ex-roommate and Red Sox teammate comes out of the closet in his autobiography.

Diane's Perfect Date

Episode: 017 | Aired: February 10, 1983

Sam and Diane agree to try to find perfect dates for each other. The result is a confused and unconventional double date.

No Contest

Episode: 018 | Aired: February 17, 1983

Speaker of the House Tip O'Neill drops by Cheers. Sam enters a photo of Diane in the annual Miss Boston Barmaid contest to be held at the pub.

Pick a Con, Any Con

Episode: 019 | Aired: February 24, 1983

When Sam learns the unwitting Coach is being hustled by his 'pal,' he plots to con the con artist. Harry Anderson begins a recurring role as a shyster.

Someone Single, Someone Blue

Episode: 020 | Aired: March 03, 1983

If Diane isn't wed in 24 hours, her upper-crust mom will lose her inheritance. Mrs. Chambers visits Cheers and urges her daughter to tie the knot temporarily with Sam.

Show Down (Part I)

Episode: 021 | Aired: March 24, 1983

Sam is chagrined when his brother, Derek, captivates everyone at Cheers- especially Diane.

Show Down (Part II)

Episode: 022 | Aired: March 31, 1983

Sam and Diane are forced to come to grips with their feelings about each other - as the romance between Derek and Diane grows more serious.