Bewitched

While giving Samantha a belated wedding present, Endora decides to make peace with Darrin. However, she becomes furious when he forbids her to use witchcraft around his home.

Samantha's cousin, Serena, turns a married warlock into a mynah bird because he made a play for her. The warlock's wife thinks Samantha is the "other woman," and sends her back to the town of Old New Orleans of 1868.

Endora buys Tabitha a toy piano and uses witchcraft to make her play like a virtuoso. When Darrin disapproves, Samantha accepts his challenge to learn the piano without witchcraft.

Darrin vanishes and Samantha holds Endora responsible. Then Carlotta, a witch, reveals that Endora promised Samantha to her son, Juke. Juke, a hag-ridden warlock in a little boy suit, confesses he doesn't want to marry Samantha, but is afraid of his mother. Samantha encourages him to stand up for himself but he can't.

Endora tells Samantha that as Queen of the Witches, she is to preside over a council meeting that day. Desperate, Samantha summons her look-alike cousin, Serena, as her stand-in. Serena and Endora panic when Tabitha recognizes Serena.

After Samantha argues that Darrin is not vain, Endora zaps him and he becomes the most self-centered man in the world.

Expecting the Tates for dinner, Samantha bakes a cake, but her Uncle Arthur ruins it by popping up in the oven. He tries to produce a napoleon for dessert. Instead, his magic goes awry and the Emperor himself appears.

Mrs. Stephens suggests that Samantha enter a slogan contest run by a diaper company, with first prize being a trip to Tahiti for two. Meanwhile, Darrin works on new layouts for Barton Industries. Then Larry reports that the company, a diversified operation, has plans to use Samantha's slogan for its diaper division.

Samantha finds that a neighborhood playground, leased to the city for $1 a year, is to be razed for a supermarket. Darrin encourages Samantha to organize a protest, until he learns that a big client owns the land.

After he arrives with a puppy for Tabitha, Uncle Arthur asks if the Stephens will keep the puppy. When Samantha replies she can't speak for Darrin, Uncle Arthur switches her voice with Darrin's, and then finds he can't reverse the spell.

Worried about Tabitha's witchcraft, Samantha plans to spend the first day of school with her, but the director of the school won't let Samantha stay. Before leaving, Samantha warns Tabitha against witchcraft. While playing a game, Tabitha grants another student's wish to be a butterfly.

Gladys Kravitz gets the neighbors to petition for the removal of the willow tree Darrin gave Samantha when Tabitha was born. Samantha summons Dr. Bombay. He chants a spell to restore the ailing tree and make it weep with every breeze. The incantation goes awry and instead Samantha weeps.

Feeling Darrin has been rude to her, Endora resolves to teach him a lesson. She casts a spell, making him a perfect gentleman. Darrin's sudden gallantry at the office arouses everyone's suspicions.

Darrin's mother persuades a reluctant Samantha to hire a maid. The first applicant turns down the job when she learns about Tabitha, but Amelia, plump and sweet, can't be put off, even with Samantha's description of the demands of the job.

Samantha and Darrin ask Cousin Serena to stay away from a dinner for the Tates and client Clio Vanita. Clio rejects Darrin's advertising slogan, but continues to pursue him. Serena, invisible, feels Clio is trying to make a monkey out of Samantha and turns Clio into a monkey instead.

Darrin finds out that Serena turned Clio Vanita, an important client, into a monkey. Clio is to sign a new contract at 11 a.m. if she approves Darrin's slogan. Samantha assures him that Clio won't remember anything that happened.

Endora pops in to babysit Tabitha, sees a dress Samantha is making for Tabitha and feels Samantha is being deprived. Endora asks Prof. Mac Allister, a warlock, to cast a spell. He appears at the Tate Agency with a hairy doll called the Fuzz, which makes everyone except Darrin and Samantha feel good.

Samantha finds herself rhyming involuntarily. Failing to reach Dr. Bombay, she calls her mother, who thinks it is Venetian verbal virus, a one-day illness. To be safe, Endora goes for medicine from Bombay, who cures Samantha. But at a dinner with the Tates and a client, Samantha has a relapse.

Darrin criticizes the impressionistic bust Samantha made. Before leaving, Endora turns the bust into a living likeness of Darrin, which sticks out its tongue and begins to talk.

Darrin's mother arrives while Cousin Serena is minding Tabitha. Resenting Mrs. Stephens' catty remarks about Samantha and her family, especially Uncle Arthur's sherry nipping, Cousin Serena turns Mrs. Stephens into a cat.

Tired of being an international playgirl, Cousin Serena decides she wants to be a mortal housewife, just like Samantha. She consults a computer-dating bureau, but fails to tell the truth about her powers.

After a chimp follows Samantha and Tabitha home, Samantha turns him into a human in order to find out where he belongs. Harry, the former chimp, insists on living a man's life, for just one day, and soon becomes a pitchman for a new cologne.

Darrin's mother is jealous because Samantha allows Endora to take Tabitha to the zoo, but won't let her take Tabitha to the museum. Samantha confides to Endora that she's worried about Tabitha using witchcraft, and with good reason-Tabitha is soon making birds talk and disappearing, mid-scold.

J. Earl Rockeford, chairman of the board of the exclusive Burning Oak Country Club offers to propose Darrin for membership. The screening committee for wives, headed by Hortense Rockeford, tells Samantha that the club must be preserved for pure-bred Americans. Samantha then reveals the humble ancestry of some of the members and that others were on the wrong side of the law.

Endora brings an order from the Witches' Council that Samantha give up Darrin. As Endora warned, Samantha loses her magic when she refuses. Uncle Arthur and Cousin Serena, pledging their loyalty, also lose their powers. They assure Samantha they'll do fine as mere mortals and get jobs to prove it, with mixed results.

Mrs. Wehmeyer, local UNICEF chairwoman, asks Samantha to help raise funds. Her first assignment is to get Mr. Haskell to make good on his $10,000 pledge. Haskell orders Samantha to leave his mansion and never show her face again. Angry, Samantha pops up everywhere, finally as a moose head on his office wall.

On Darrin's birthday, Maurice gives Darrin a multi-purpose lighter. Learning it contains magic, Darrin refuses it, and tells Samantha he's a jackass. Maurice then turns Darrin into a mule.

Maurice pops in to find Samantha looking radiant. He introduces a slinky young witch, Abigail Beecham, as his secretary. Although Endora rarely sees her husband, she becomes jealous and zaps Abigail into a frump. Maurice changes her back and remarks they've had these spats for centuries.

Cousin Henry goes along when Samantha shops for Tabitha, and makes sport of an over-anxious young salesman.

Working with Carlos Aragon to introduce "Bueno" to the American market, Darrin looks forward to a trip to Mexico City with Samantha, but Larry goes to Mexico instead. Recognizing Darrin's disappointment, Samantha makes Larry insult Bueno and Mexico, paving the way for Darrin to cool off Carlos.