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Fun With Dick and Janet (pt. 1)

Episode: 301 | Aired: September 24, 1997

Dick feels devastated and alone, deserted by his alien crewmates. Harry, Sally and Tommy appear beside the car with Janet, a wife for Dick sent by the Big Giant Head. Dick is determined to ditch Janet until he learns that shes the BGHs niece. Mary gets suspicious when she sees Dicks elaborate lunch, packed in a picnic basket with a flower.

Fun With Dick and Janet (pt. 2)

Episode: 302 | Aired: September 24, 1997

Dick frantically tries to deflect Marys suspicions by suggesting that they elope. Officer Don is so angry when Tommy confesses to vandalizing a field that he decides to arrest him and charge him as an adult. When Janet arrives, Mary demands an explanation. Dick tells her hes married but his wife doesnt understand him. Dick rushes to tell Mary that Janet is gone, but Mary tells him its over.

Tricky Dick

Episode: 303 | Aired: October 08, 1997

Dicks baffled that Marys still upset about his having a wife; but theyre both guilty of indulging in a few practical jokes for revenge. Tommys drafted into playing lead guitar in a garage band. Sally cancels a date with Officer Don to go to a yoga class with Mary. Don gives Sally an ultimatum, and shes delighted; she has a crush on her yoga instructor and is determined to have him.

Dick-In-Law

Episode: 304 | Aired: October 15, 1997

Dick answers Marys phone at the office and accepts an invitation for the two of them to spend the weekend with Marys parents. Dick is desperate to win the respect and approval of Marys parents, but it quickly becomes apparent that the parents are a bit bizarre.

Scaredy Dick

Episode: 305 | Aired: October 29, 1997

Dick arrives at the doctors office to take his first physical, but gets frightened and leaves. Mary and Nina stress to Dick how important it is for him to go get his physical, Dick goes back to the doctor, but this time leaves in the middle without his clothes. Harry is at home watching television when he begins to hear ghoulish wails. Dick arrives home and also hears the frightening sounds. They attempt an exorcism.

Moby Dick

Episode: 306 | Aired: November 05, 1997

Dick is perplexed when he finds that his clothes no longer fit, but its apparent to everyone else that hes gained weight. Tommy becomes suspicious that his girlfriend is cheating on him. Dick has difficulty trying to loose weight. Sally has developed a deep attachment to her tomato plants and loses it when Dick wants to eat one of the tomatoes.

Eleven Angry Men and One Dick

Episode: 307 | Aired: November 12, 1997

Dick gets called for jury duty, and finds the experience baffling from the very beginning. Dr. Albright hires Harry and Tommy to take part in an experiment in which they use absolutely no words for five straight days. Dick drives his fellow jurors crazy by refusing to join them in convicting the defendant.

A Friend In Dick

Episode: 308 | Aired: November 19, 1997

The aliens are fed up with Seth, Sallys artist boyfriend. Under his influence Sally has become unkempt, and extremely pretentious. King of the Jig, Peter Connelly, is in town with his show, and Dick is upset that Mary refuses to go with him. Dick is nearly arrested as a scalper, but Officer Don rescues him. Harry goes to night school and is frightened and obnoxious until his teacher breaks down his defenses.

Seven Deadly Clips

Episode: 309 | Aired: December 03, 1997

Dick, Harry, Sally and Tommy are enjoying a sinfully delicious dinner of ice cream and cake when the discussion turns to the concept of sin. Tommy, who just studied the seven deadly sins in school, begins to list them and starts with pride. The other aliens present him with a series of examples, each illustrating that Dick is as guilty of the sin of pride as one could be. This holds true for the remaining deadly sins: anger, envy, lust, greed, gluttony, and sloth. When it comes to sinning, it seems that all of the Solomons are equally adept.

Tom, Dick, and Mary

Episode: 310 | Aired: December 03, 1997

Tommy tells Dick hed really like to meet a woman closer to his real age. Sally says its time for her to look for a real job. Dick thinks Harrys watching far too much television and orders him to give it up for a week. Tommy and Marys have an intellectual conversation and Tommy decides he wants to date her. Sally is hired as an assistant by Webber, a man whos very impressed by her appearance.

Jailhouse Dick

Episode: 311 | Aired: December 17, 1997

Officer Don takes Dick on a tour of the jail, and Dicks scandalized that little effort is being made to rehabilitate the prisoners. He decides to take one in and rehabilitate him. Harrys nervous about a 500-word book report on Little Women thats required for his night school class. Sally and Dr. Albright try to return Marys dog to the pound.

Dick On A Roll

Episode: 312 | Aired: January 07, 1998

Harry finds an old wheelchair in Mrs. Dubceks garage, and, while playing with it, Dick rolls down a breaks his foot. Harrys thrilled that Mrs. Dubceks daughter Vicki is back but horrified when she tells him shes practicing celibacy. Officer Don gets a job as a doorman/bouncer at a local club. Tommys barred from the Sin Drome because he is underage and goes in search of a fake ID.

The Great Dickdater

Episode: 313 | Aired: January 21, 1998

Dick realizes that maybe hes ready to start dating. Tommy and Harry find a wallet and return it to its owner. Dick strikes out in his first attempts to attract women. Dick places a personals ad, and he manages to get a date. Dick and Mary are mortified when its revealed that shes the one responding to his ad. Sallys doing research on how abusive she can be before some guy tells her to go to hell. Officer Don fixes Dick up.

36! 24! 36! Dick! (pt. 1)

Episode: 314 | Aired: January 25, 1998

For no apparent reason, Rutherford has been overrun by breathtakingly beautiful women. As if by magic, suddenly every nerd has his own stunning girlfriend. Sallys fit to be tied and convinced that somethings seriously amiss. She overhears some of the gorgeous women discussing their plan for world domination and has no choice but to infiltrate the group (later identified as Venusians) and try to save the planet. The aliens realize Sally is in trouble and they take off to California to save her. They find out that something terrible will happen at the super bowl.

36! 24! 36! Dick! (pt. 2)

Episode: 315 | Aired: January 25, 1998

The aliens follow some Venusians into the restroom and are immediately whooshed into the Venusians lair. There they encounter Sally, who appears to be brainwashed, and the others. The Solomons learn of the Venusians plan to loot the planet by hypnotizing all the men to do their bidding. Their master plan is to be accomplished by hijacking a satellite and running their custom made beer commercial. The Venusians leave the aliens in the control room, which is about to explode.

Pickles and Dick

Episode: 316 | Aired: January 28, 1998

Sally goes to the gynecologist because she loves the concept of a doctor exclusively for women. She decides to fake a pregnancy. Someone who looks like a homeless guy and acts like a dog shows up at the apartment; its Pickles, Harrys pet from back home, who has now assumed human form. Dick and Sally attend a pre-natal class. Don worries that Sallys child is his. Pickles runs away, and is hit by a car. When a member of the pre-natal class goes into labor unexpectedly, Dick orders Sally to get pregnant, but shell have no part of it.

Auto EuroDicka

Episode: 317 | Aired: February 04, 1998

The aliens decide that they need to be a two-car family, so Sally, Harry and Tommy go car shopping. While standing in line at the movie theater, Dick meets Anita who immediately begins coming on to him. After the movie they have sex. In class, Dick discovers that his one night stand is the mother of one of his students.

Portrait Of Tommy As An Old Man

Episode: 318 | Aired: February 25, 1998

When Dick orders Tommy to go observe a rave, Tommy says hes too old; hes retiring from the mission effective immediately. Marys confesses that her childhood dream was to be a torch singer. Dick is instantly determined to make Marys dream come true. Tommy takes up residence at a retirement village.

Stuck With Dick

Episode: 319 | Aired: February 25, 1998

Dick surprises Mary at the library; hes come with a picnic in hopes of winning her back. Mary and Dick get drunk and the wake up the next morning unsure if they have sex the night before. Dick and Mary are still locked in the library reminiscing about their relationship as guests start arriving at Marys Tupperware party. The aliens have no choice but to host the party in Marys absence.

My Daddy's Little Girl

Episode: 320 | Aired: April 01, 1998

Marys father George shows up at her office announcing that hes left her mother again and asking if he can sleep at her place. Harry and Tommy stop by Pendletons eight-watt radio station, and Harry sits in for the disc jockey during a call-in show. Sally starts dating Marys father. Mary pleads with George to reconcile with her mother, while Officer Don accuses Sally of dating George for his money.

The Physics Of Being Dick

Episode: 321 | Aired: April 15, 1998

Its Career Day at Tommys school, and Dicks outraged that Officer Don will be a speaker, while he hasnt been invited. Dr. Albright gives Sally a job as a research assistant. Sally creates some tension when she discovers an error in a speech Albright is about to deliver. Harry gets a job as a bartender, and everyone wants to tell him their problems. Dick begins to question his choice of career; he could have been anything, including a rock star, when he came to this planet.

Just Your Average Dick

Episode: 322 | Aired: April 28, 1998

Mary says that Dick and his family are the Addams Family. Dick tells the other aliens that its obvious that theyre not fitting in; from now on they have to be average. They decide that their apartment is too quirky, and they decide theyre moving. The Solomons become consumers of every bland, homogenized product imaginable. They try to pretend they're perfectly happy with their average lifestyle, but theyre miserable.

Dick And The Other Guy

Episode: 323 | Aired: April 28, 1998

Dr. Liam Neesam, the new professor, is causing quite a stir on campus. Sally suddenly finds herself dateless and decides that she and Don should reunite.

Sally And Don's First Kiss

Episode: 324 | Aired: May 06, 1998

Don tries to kiss Sally while theyre out on a date, but she wont let him; he reminds her that theyve been dating for two years, and hes never been allowed to kiss her. Dick feels persecuted by the cashier at the universitys cafeteria, because hes the only person who gets charged for crackers.

When Aliens Camp

Episode: 325 | Aired: May 13, 1998

Dick decides that the aliens are not spending enough time together as a family and proposes a camping trip with just the four of them. Sally, Harry and Tommy are not enthusiastic but agree to go. Dick feels compelled to invite Mary. On the day of the trip, Mary arrives with her gear, unaware that no one knows shes been invited. At the campsite, Dick is captured by a troop of beaver scouts.

The Tooth Harry

Episode: 326 | Aired: May 20, 1998

Marys doing a promotional video for the University directed by one of Dicks students, and Dicks upset that he wasnt asked to participate. Don gives Sally a key to his apartment. Dick starts sucking up his student in hopes of getting to work on the video. After he takes her to the dentist, Nina begins to feel romantically inclined toward Harry.

Eat, Drink, Dick, Mary

Episode: 327 | Aired: May 20, 1998

The other aliens feel betrayed when they learn that Tommys been hiding the fact that hes an accomplished chef. Harry gets a transmission from the Big Giant Head that the aliens status report is long overdue. This weekend is his and Marys anniversary. He invites Sally, Don, Harry and Vicki to join them. Tommy is the chef the dinner is wonderful, but afterwards things dont go as planned.