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Three's Company: Strange Bedfellows
When Chrissy and Janet go away for the weekend, Jack throws a wild party and Stanley Roper gets the morning-after blues.
When Chrissy and Janet go away for the weekend, Jack throws a wild party and Stanley Roper gets the morning-after blues.
Roseanne
'Roseanne' is the story of lower class family struggling with life's essential problems: Marriage, Children, Money and Parent's in Law. A classic sitcom, the story circles around the Connor family - a family of five (DJ, Darlene, Becky, Roseanne and Dan). The household's mother, Roseanne, is being accompanied in her quest to keep the family together by her sister Jackie and various friends over the years.time
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11/21/09 - 12:00 AM EST
Altar Egos
When they have a titanic ego clash, Roseanne is worried about the future of Fred and Jackie's relationship. It seems they just can't make up their minds, or egos, about walking down the aisle together.
When they have a titanic ego clash, Roseanne is worried about the future of Fred and Jackie's relationship. It seems they just can't make up their minds, or egos, about walking down the aisle together.
11/21/09 - 12:30 AM EST
Snoop Davey Dave
There's a snitch in the Conner household. Upset over their recent breakup, David tattles on Darlene. And, to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs!
There's a snitch in the Conner household. Upset over their recent breakup, David tattles on Darlene. And, to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs!
11/21/09 - 1:00 AM EST
Girl Talk
When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma. The situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives!
When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma. The situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives!
11/21/09 - 1:30 AM EST
Punch and Jimmy
After D.J. gets pushed around by the town bully, Dan steps in to teach him the basics of self-defense. Recently dumped by Darlene, David is acting strange -- possibly compensating for a shattered ego. Surprisingly, Dan learns that David's new "manly" interests are really attempts to bond with him. And, Roseanne and Jackie travel to Darlene's apartment for an unexpected visit to scrutinize her new boyfriend, Jimmy.
After D.J. gets pushed around by the town bully, Dan steps in to teach him the basics of self-defense. Recently dumped by Darlene, David is acting strange -- possibly compensating for a shattered ego. Surprisingly, Dan learns that David's new "manly" interests are really attempts to bond with him. And, Roseanne and Jackie travel to Darlene's apartment for an unexpected visit to scrutinize her new boyfriend, Jimmy.
11/21/09 - 6:00 AM EST
Altar Egos
When they have a titanic ego clash, Roseanne is worried about the future of Fred and Jackie's relationship. It seems they just can't make up their minds, or egos, about walking down the aisle together.
When they have a titanic ego clash, Roseanne is worried about the future of Fred and Jackie's relationship. It seems they just can't make up their minds, or egos, about walking down the aisle together.
11/21/09 - 6:30 AM EST
Snoop Davey Dave
There's a snitch in the Conner household. Upset over their recent breakup, David tattles on Darlene. And, to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs!
There's a snitch in the Conner household. Upset over their recent breakup, David tattles on Darlene. And, to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs!
11/21/09 - 7:00 AM EST
Girl Talk
When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma. The situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives!
When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma. The situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives!
11/21/09 - 7:30 AM EST
Punch and Jimmy
After D.J. gets pushed around by the town bully, Dan steps in to teach him the basics of self-defense. Recently dumped by Darlene, David is acting strange -- possibly compensating for a shattered ego. Surprisingly, Dan learns that David's new "manly" interests are really attempts to bond with him. And, Roseanne and Jackie travel to Darlene's apartment for an unexpected visit to scrutinize her new boyfriend, Jimmy.
After D.J. gets pushed around by the town bully, Dan steps in to teach him the basics of self-defense. Recently dumped by Darlene, David is acting strange -- possibly compensating for a shattered ego. Surprisingly, Dan learns that David's new "manly" interests are really attempts to bond with him. And, Roseanne and Jackie travel to Darlene's apartment for an unexpected visit to scrutinize her new boyfriend, Jimmy.
11/21/09 - 10:00 PM EST
White Men Can't Kiss
When D.J. refuses to kiss a black girl in the school play, Dan broods over the source of D.J.'s racist attitudes. To everyone's surprise, Fred develops a close friendship with his mother-in-law, Bev. Is there an alternate side to Bev's personality that her children don't know about?
When D.J. refuses to kiss a black girl in the school play, Dan broods over the source of D.J.'s racist attitudes. To everyone's surprise, Fred develops a close friendship with his mother-in-law, Bev. Is there an alternate side to Bev's personality that her children don't know about?
11/21/09 - 10:30 PM EST
Maybe Baby
Waiting for the prenatal test results leave Roseanne and Dan in a panic. Emotions run high as Roseanne mulls over her pregnancy options and consequently excludes Dan from any paternal involvement.
Waiting for the prenatal test results leave Roseanne and Dan in a panic. Emotions run high as Roseanne mulls over her pregnancy options and consequently excludes Dan from any paternal involvement.
11/21/09 - 11:00 PM EST
My Name is Bev
Bev's thrown in jail for drinking and driving, and it's up to Roseanne and Jackie to bail her out. However, an apparent lack of judgment isn't Bev's only problem. In a shocking announcement, she admits that she's an alcoholic. Is this the truth or just one of Bev's clever manipulations?
Bev's thrown in jail for drinking and driving, and it's up to Roseanne and Jackie to bail her out. However, an apparent lack of judgment isn't Bev's only problem. In a shocking announcement, she admits that she's an alcoholic. Is this the truth or just one of Bev's clever manipulations?
11/21/09 - 11:30 PM EST
Bed and Bored
Feigning illness for preferential treatment, Roseanne claims the doctor has ordered a week of bed rest. However, her grand scheme quickly turns stale when she finds herself bedridden and bored. In another situation, Jackie and Bev have a confrontation that elicits a remarkable confession - one that Roseanne can't wait to hear.
Feigning illness for preferential treatment, Roseanne claims the doctor has ordered a week of bed rest. However, her grand scheme quickly turns stale when she finds herself bedridden and bored. In another situation, Jackie and Bev have a confrontation that elicits a remarkable confession - one that Roseanne can't wait to hear.
11/22/09 - 12:00 AM EST
Sisters
Fred's unhappy that D.J.'s spending all his spare time at Aunt Jackie's house. Asked to handle the situation, Jackie's torn between loyalties; hurting Roseanne's feelings or abiding by her new husband's wishes. Meanwhile, Darlene and Becky, reconciling their differences, find common ground - their mutual anger toward Roseanne.
Fred's unhappy that D.J.'s spending all his spare time at Aunt Jackie's house. Asked to handle the situation, Jackie's torn between loyalties; hurting Roseanne's feelings or abiding by her new husband's wishes. Meanwhile, Darlene and Becky, reconciling their differences, find common ground - their mutual anger toward Roseanne.
11/22/09 - 12:30 AM EST
Lost Youth
Jackie is restless and complains to Fred that their sex life is predictable. Meanwhile, David receives high scores on his college entrance exams. Mark, jealous of his brother, spitefully attempts to foil David's romantic interest in Stacy, the diner's new waitress. Never one to be left out, Roseanne exploits the situation by manipulating David into painting a wall in the diner.
Jackie is restless and complains to Fred that their sex life is predictable. Meanwhile, David receives high scores on his college entrance exams. Mark, jealous of his brother, spitefully attempts to foil David's romantic interest in Stacy, the diner's new waitress. Never one to be left out, Roseanne exploits the situation by manipulating David into painting a wall in the diner.
