301-Fun With Dick and Janet - Part I
Dick feels devastated and alone, deserted by his alien crewmates. Harry, Sally and Tommy appear beside the car with Janet, a wife for Dick sent by the Big Giant Head. Dick is determined to ditch Janet until he learns that she's the BGH's niece. Mary gets suspicious when she sees Dick's elaborate lunch, packed in a picnic basket with a flower.

302-Fun With Dick and Janet - Part II
Dick frantically tries to deflect Mary's suspicions by suggesting that they elope. Officer Don is so angry when Tommy confesses to vandalizing a field that he decides to arrest him and charge him as an adult. When Janet arrives, Mary demands an explanation. Dick tells her he's married but his wife doesn't understand him. Dick rushes to tell Mary that Janet is gone, but Mary tells him its over.

303-Tricky Dick
Dick's baffled that Mary's still upset about his having a wife; but they're both guilty of indulging in a few practical jokes for revenge. Tommy's drafted into playing lead guitar in a garage band. Sally cancels a date with Officer Don to go to a yoga class with Mary. Don gives Sally an ultimatum, and she's delighted; she has a crush on her yoga instructor and is determined to have him.

304-Dick-In-Law
Dick answers Mary's phone at the office and accepts an invitation for the two of them to spend the weekend with Mary's parents. Dick is desperate to win the respect and approval of Mary's parents, but it quickly becomes apparent that the parents are a bit bizarre.

305-Scaredy Dick
Dick arrives at the doctor's office to take his first physical, but gets frightened and leaves. Mary and Nina stress to Dick how important it is for him to go get his physical, Dick goes back to the doctor, but this time leaves in the middle without his clothes. Harry is at home watching television when he begins to hear ghoulish wails. Dick arrives home and also hears the frightening sounds. They attempt an exorcism.

306-Moby Dick
Dick is perplexed when he finds that his clothes no longer fit, but it's apparent to everyone else that he's gained weight. Tommy becomes suspicious that his girlfriend is cheating on him. Dick has difficulty trying to loose weight. Sally has developed a deep attachment to her tomato plants and loses it when Dick wants to eat one of the tomatoes.

307-Eleven Angry Men and One Dick
Dick gets called for jury duty, and finds the experience baffling from the very beginning. Dr. Albright hires Harry and Tommy to take part in an experiment in which they use absolutely no words for five straight days. Dick drives his fellow jurors crazy by refusing to join them in convicting the defendant.

308-A Friend in Dick
The aliens are fed up with Seth, Sally's --artist boyfriend. Under his influence Sally has become unkempt, and extremely pretentious. King of the Jig, Peter Connelly, is in town with his show, and Dick is upset that Mary refuses to go with him. Dick is nearly arrested as a scalper, but Officer Don rescues him. Harry goes to night school and is frightened and obnoxious until his teacher breaks down his defenses.

309-Seven Deadly Clips
Dick, Harry, Sally and Tommy are enjoying a sinfully delicious dinner of ice cream and cake when the discussion turns to the concept of sin. Tommy, who just studied the seven deadly sins in school, begins to list them and starts with pride. The other aliens present him with a series of examples, each illustrating that Dick is as guilty of the sin of pride as one could be. This holds true for the remaining deadly sins: anger, envy, lust, greed, gluttony, and sloth. When it comes to sinning, it seems that all of the Solomons are equally adept.

310 -Tom, Dick and Mary
Tommy tells Dick he'd really like to meet a woman closer to his real age. Sally says it's time for her to look for a real job. Dick thinks Harry's watching far too much television and orders him to give it up for a week. Tommy and Mary's have an intellectual conversation and Tommy decides he wants to date her. Sally is hired as an assistant by Webber, a man who's very impressed by her appearance.

311-Jailhouse Dick
Officer Don takes Dick on a tour of the jail, and Dick's scandalized that little effort is being made to rehabilitate the prisoners. He decides to take one in and rehabilitate him. Harry's nervous about a 500-word book report on --Little Women that's required for his night school class. Sally and Dr. Albright try to return Mary's dog to the pound.

312-Dick on a Roll
Harry finds an old wheelchair in Mrs. Dubcek's garage, and, while playing with it, Dick rolls down a breaks his foot. Harry's thrilled that Mrs. Dubcek's daughter Vicki is back but horrified when she tells him she's practicing celibacy. Officer Don gets a job as a doorman/bouncer at a local club. Tommy's barred from the Sin Drome because he is underage and goes in search of a fake ID.

313-The Great Dickdater
Dick realizes that maybe he's ready to start dating. Tommy and Harry find a wallet and return it to its owner. Dick strikes out in his first attempts to attract women. Dick places a personals ad, and he manages to get a date. Dick and Mary are mortified when it's revealed that she's the one responding to his ad. Sally's doing research on how abusive she can be before some guy tells her to go to hell. Officer Don fixes Dick up.

314-36! 24! 36! Dick! - Part I
For no apparent reason, Rutherford has been overrun by breathtakingly beautiful women. As if by magic, suddenly every nerd has his own stunning girlfriend. Sally's fit to be tied and convinced that something's seriously amiss. She overhears some of the gorgeous women discussing their plan for world domination and has no choice but to infiltrate the group (later identified as Venusians) and try to save the planet. The aliens realize Sally is in trouble and they take off to California to save her. They find out that something terrible will happen at the super bowl.

315- 36! 24! 36! Dick! - Part II
The aliens follow some Venusians into the restroom and are immediately whooshed into the Venusians' lair. There they encounter Sally, who appears to be brainwashed, and the others. The Solomons learn of the Venusians' plan to loot the planet by hypnotizing all the men to do their bidding. Their master plan is to be accomplished by hijacking a satellite and running their custom made beer commercial. The Venusians leave the aliens in the control room, which is about to explode.

316 -Pickles and Dick
Sally goes to the gynecologist because she loves the concept of a doctor exclusively for women. She decides to fake a pregnancy. Someone who looks like a homeless guy and acts like a dog shows up at the apartment; it's Pickles, Harry's pet from back home, who has now assumed human form. Dick and Sally attend a pre-natal class. Don worries that Sally's child is his. Pickles runs away, and is hit by a car. When a member of the pre-natal class goes into labor unexpectedly, Dick orders Sally to get pregnant, but she'll have no part of it.

317-Auto Erodicka
The aliens decide that they need to be a two-car family, so Sally, Harry and Tommy go car shopping. While standing in line at the movie theater, Dick meets Anita who immediately begins coming on to him. After the movie they have sex. In class, Dick discovers that his one night stand is the mother of one of his students.

318-Portrait of Tommy as an Old Man
When Dick orders Tommy to go observe a rave, Tommy says he's too old; he's retiring from the mission effective immediately. Mary's confesses that her childhood dream was to be a torch singer. Dick is instantly determined to make Mary's dream come true. Tommy takes up residence at a retirement village.

319-Stuck With Dick
Dick surprises Mary at the library; he's come with a picnic in hopes of winning her back. Mary and Dick get drunk and the wake up the next morning unsure if they have sex the night before. Dick and Mary are still locked in the library reminiscing about their relationship as guests start arriving at Mary's Tupperware party. The aliens have no choice but to host the party in Mary's absence.

320-My Daddy's Little Girl
Mary's father George shows up at her office announcing that he's left her mother again and asking if he can sleep at her place. Harry and Tommy stop by Pendleton's eight-watt radio station, and Harry sits in for the disc jockey during a call-in show. Sally starts dating Mary's father. Mary pleads with George to reconcile with her mother, while Officer Don accuses Sally of dating George for his money.

321-The Physics of Being Dick
It's Career Day at Tommy's school, and Dick's outraged that Officer Don will be a speaker, while he hasn't been invited. Dr. Albright gives Sally a job as a research assistant. Sally creates some tension when she discovers an error in a speech Albright is about to deliver. Harry gets a job as a bartender, and everyone wants to tell him their problems. Dick begins to question his choice of career; he could have been anything, including a rock star, when he came to this planet.

322-Just Your Average Dick
Mary says that Dick and his family are the Addams Family. Dick tells the other aliens that it's obvious that they're not fitting in; from now on they have to be average. They decide that their apartment is too quirky, and they decide they're moving. The Solomons become consumers of every bland, homogenized product imaginable. They try to pretend they're perfectly happy with their average lifestyle, but they're miserable.

323-Dick and the Other Guy
Dr. Liam Neesam, the new professor, is causing quite a stir on campus. Dick thinks he's a hot shot but is fascinated, because Neesam's a lot like him. Sally suddenly finds herself dateless and decides that she and Don should get back together. Dick finally figures out Neesam's true identity. Sally learns that Don has become Rutherford's king of karaoke.

324-Sally and Don's First Kiss
Don tries to kiss Sally while they're out on a date, but she won't let him; he reminds her that they've been dating for two years, and he's never been allowed to kiss her. Dick feels persecuted by the cashier at the university's cafeteria, because he's the only person who gets charged for crackers.

325-When Aliens Camp
Dick decides that the aliens are not spending enough time together as a family and proposes a camping trip with just the four of them. Sally, Harry and Tommy are not enthusiastic but agree to go. Dick feels compelled to invite Mary. On the day of the trip, Mary arrives with her gear, unaware that no one knows she's been invited. At the campsite, Dick is captured by a troop of beaver scouts.

326-The Tooth Harry
Mary's doing a promotional video for the University directed by one of Dick's students, and Dick's upset that he wasn't asked to participate. Don gives Sally a key to his apartment. Dick starts sucking up his student in hopes of getting to work on the video. After he takes her to the dentist, Nina begins to feel romantically inclined toward Harry.

327-Eat, Drink, Dick, Mary
The other aliens feel betrayed when they learn that Tommy's been hiding the fact that he's an accomplished chef. Harry gets a transmission from the Big Giant Head that the aliens' status report is long overdue. This weekend is his and Mary's anniversary. He invites Sally, Don, Harry and Vicki to join them. Tommy is the chef the dinner is wonderful, but afterwards things don't go as planned.