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Jackie Harris
 Poor, poor Jackie. Not only doesn't she know what career path to follow (assembly line worker at Wellman Plastics, long haul trucker, police officer, masseuse), she doesn't seem to have much luck with men, either. A long line of suitors (some with names like Booker, Fisher etc.) move in and out of her life like ships in a port.
Though she's as headstrong as Roseanne, Jackie lacks the street smarts of her big sister. Abusive relationships (both verbal and physical) and a lot of heartache are the result. Some of her troubles in life can clearly be traced to the bizarre relationship Jackie has with her parents: Her father was a physical abuser whose death is cause for morbid celebration, and her mother is a passive-aggressive emotional wreck. But her salvation, on a daily basis, is her big sister; it's Roseanne who guides her through the obstacle course of life.
One thing Jackie does enjoy is the sport of "mother-baiting" -- she'll do her best to get mom Bev's goat. She prefers doing it in person, telling her mother she's pregnant and plans to raise the child as a single mom. If that's not possible, a telephone call ending with the simple words "Bite me" will also do in a pinch.
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11/21 12:00 AM:Altar Egos
11/21 12:30 AM:Snoop Davey Dave
11/21 1:00 AM:Girl Talk
11/21 1:30 AM:Punch and Jimmy
11/21 6:00 AM:Altar Egos
11/21 6:30 AM:Snoop Davey Dave
11/21 7:00 AM:Girl Talk
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