The 100 Greatest TV Quotes and Catchphrases : tvland.com





	#100 -- "Nip it!" (Barney Fife, "The Andy Griffith Show") #99 -- "Yeah, that's the ticket" (Jon Lovitz as the pathological liar, "Saturday Night Live") #98 -- "I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl ..." (Larry, "Newhart") #97 -- "God'll get you for that" (Maude, "Maude") #96 -- "I love it when a plan comes together" (Hannibal, "The A-Team") #95 -- "This is the city ..." (Sgt. Joe Friday, "Dragnet") #94 -- "Time to make the donuts" ("Dunkin' Donuts" ad) #93 -- "Resistance is futile" (Picard as Borg, "Star Trek: The Next Generation") #92 -- "Oh, my nose!" (Marcia Brady, "The Brady Bunch") #91 -- "Suit up!" (Barney Stinson, "How I Met Your Mother") #90 -- "Mom always liked you best" (Tommy Smothers, "The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour") #89 -- "Here it is, your moment of Zen" ("The Daily Show") #88 -- "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV" (Vicks Formula 44 ad) #87 -- "Hey now!" (Hank Kingsley, "The Larry Sanders Show") #86 -- "That's hot" (Paris Hilton, "The Simple Life") #85 -- "Just one more thing ..." (Columbo, "Columbo") #84 -- "The truth is out there" (Fox Mulder, "The X-Files") #83 -- "Welcome to the O.C., bitch" (Luke, "The O.C.") #82 -- "You eeeediot!" (Ren, "Ren & Stimpy") #81 -- "Now cut that out!" (Jack Benny, "The Jack Benny Program") #80 -- "The tribe has spoken" (Jeff Probst, "Survivor") #79 -- "Holy crap!" (Frank Barone, "Everybody Loves Raymond") #78 -- "Bam!" (Emeril Lagasse, "Emeril Live") #77 -- "I'm Rick James, bitch!" (Dave Chappelle as Rick James, "Chappelle's Show") #76 -- "Denny Crane" (Denny Crane, "Boston Legal") #75 -- "I know nothing!" (Sgt. Schultz, "Hogan's Heroes") #74 – “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!” (Jan, “The Brady Bunch”) #73 -- "Good night, John Boy" ("The Waltons") #72 -- "Let's be careful out there" (Sgt. Esterhaus, "Hill Street Blues") #71 -- "Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy" (Lloyd Bentsen to Dan Quayle) #70 -- "Schwing!" (Mike Myers and Dana Carvey as Wayne and Garth, "Saturday Night Live") #69 -- "Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?" (Grey Poupon ad) #68 -- "Tell me what you don't like about yourself" (Dr. McNamara and Dr. Troy, "Nip/Tuck") #67 -- "Up your nose with a rubber hose" (Vinnie Barbarino, "Welcome Back, Kotter") #66 -- "Heh heh" (Beavis and Butt-head, "Beavis and Butthead") #65 -- "Makin' whoopie" (Bob Eubanks, "The Newlywed Game") #64 -- "Who loves you, baby?" (Kojak, "Kojak") #63 -- "Gee, Mrs. Cleaver ..." (Eddie Haskell, "Leave it to Beaver") #62 -- "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" (Alka Seltzer ad) #61 -- "Say good night, Gracie" (George Burns, "The Burns & Allen Show") #60 -- "We've got a really big show!" (Ed Sullivan, "The Ed Sullivan Show") #59 -- "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids" (Trix cereal ad) #58 -- "Elizabeth, I'm coming!" (Fred Sanford, "Sanford and Son") #57 -- "Do you believe in miracles?" (Al Michaels, 1980 Winter Olympics) #56 -- "Don't make me angry ..." (David Banner, "The Incredible Hulk") #55 -- "Hey HEY hey!" (Dwayne Nelson, "What's Happening!!") #54 -- "Have you no sense of decency?" (Joseph Welch to Sen. McCarthy) #53 -- "Holy ____________, Batman!" (Robin, "Batman") #52 -- "What you see is what you get!" (Geraldine, "The Flip Wilson Show") #51 -- "Never assume ..." (Felix Unger, "The Odd Couple") #50 -- "Tastes great! Less filling!" (Miller Lite beer ad) #49 -- "You rang?" (Lurch, "The Addams Family") #48 -- "Danger, Will Robinson" (Robot, "Lost in Space") #47 -- "How YOU doin'?" (Joey Tribbiani, "Friends") #46 -- "Is that your final answer?" (Regis Philbin, "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire") #45 -- "Read my lips: No new taxes!" (George H.W. Bush) #44 -- "Two thumbs up" (Siskel & Ebert, "Siskel & Ebert") #43 -- "You look mahvelous!" (Billy Crystal as Fernando, "Saturday Night Live") #42 -- "I want my MTV!" (MTV ad) #41 -- "Good night, and good luck" (Edward R. Murrow, "See It Now") #40 -- "Stifle!" (Archie Bunker, "All in the Family") #39 -- "Would you believe?" (Maxwell Smart, "Get Smart") #38 -- "Sock it to me" ("Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In") #37 -- “…if it weren’t for you meddling kids! (The bad guy, “Scooby Doo, Where Are You?”) #36 -- "Well, isn't that special?" (Dana Carvey as the Church Lady, "Saturday Night Live") #35 -- "Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!" (Stan and Kyle, "South Park") #34 -- "You've got spunk ..." (Lou Grant, "The Mary Tyler Moore Show") #33 -- "Homey don't play that!" (Homey the Clown, "In Living Color") #32 -- "No soup for you!" (The Soup Nazi, "Seinfeld") #31 -- "It keeps going and going and going ..." (Energizer Batteries ad) #30 -- "It takes a licking ..." (Timex ad) #29 -- "Norm!" ("Cheers") #28 -- "How sweet it is!" (Jackie Gleason, "The Jackie Gleason Show") #27 -- "The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat" (Jim McKay, "ABC's Wide World of Sports") #26 -- "Smile, you're on 'Candid Camera' " ("Candid Camera") #25 -- "Whassup?" (Budweiser ad) #24 -- "De plane! De plane!" (Tattoo, "Fantasy Island") #23 -- "Jane, you ignorant slut" (Dan Aykroyd to Jane Curtin, "Saturday Night Live") #22 -- "Live long and prosper" (Spock, "Star Trek") #21 -- "And that's the way it is" (Walter Cronkite, "CBS Evening News") #20 -- "Come on down!" (Johnny Olson, "The Price is Right") #19 -- "Let's get ready to rumble!" (Michael Buffer, various sports events) #18 -- "Good grief" (Charlie Brown, "Peanuts" specials) #17 -- "Hey hey HEEY!" (Fat Albert, "Fat Albert") #16 -- "Yada, yada, yada" ("Seinfeld") #15 -- "Book 'em, Danno" (Steve McGarrett, "Hawaii Five-O") #14 -- "Space, the final frontier ..." (Capt. Kirk, "Star Trek") #13 -- "We are two wild and crazy guys!" (Steve Martin and Dan Aykroyd as Czech playboys, "Saturday Night Live") #12 -- "Dyn-o-mite" (J.J., "Good Times") #11 -- "Aaay" (Fonzie, "Happy Days") #10 -- "I'm not a crook ..." (Richard Nixon) #9 -- "Yabba dabba do!" (Fred Flintstone, "The Flintstones") #8 -- "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" (Arnold Drummond, "Diff'rent Strokes") #7 -- "Where's the beef?" (Wendy's ad) #6 -- "D'oh!" (Homer Simpson, "The Simpsons") #5 -- "Ask not what your country can do for you ..." (John F. Kennedy) #4 -- "Baby, you're the greatest" (Ralph Kramden, "The Honeymooners") #3 -- "You're fired!" (Donald Trump, "The Apprentice") #2 -- "One small step for man ..." (Neil Armstrong) #1 -- "Here's Johnny!" (Ed McMahon, "The Tonight Show")