The 4077th is swamped with injured GIs thanks to the reckless Col. Lacy. His disregard for human life forces Hawkeye to take matters into his own hands. Slipping Lacy a mickey to mimic the symptoms of appendicitis, Hawkeye performs an unnecessary appendectomy. B.J. is outraged. On a lighter note, Klinger pretends he has become a voodoo priest so he can go home to Toledo.