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Two Girls and a Rhino

Season 3 E 7 • 01/11/2012

Elka and Joy spend three days in a zoo habitat to save a rhino species on the edge of extinction, and Melanie and Victoria date two men with vastly different occupations.

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S2 • E19
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Too Hot for TV

Go behind the scenes with this collection of bloopers and interviews with Hot in Cleveland stars Wendie Malick, Valerie Bertinelli, Jane Leeves, and Betty White.
08/10/2011
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S2 • E20
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Indecent Proposals

Emulating "Sex and the City," Melanie writes her column in her best Carrie Bradshaw voice, Victoria gets a booty call from Johnny Revere, and Elka gets engaged.
08/17/2011
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S2 • E21
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Bridezelka

After finding a smooth minister to marry her to Fred, Elka becomes a high-maintenance bride, and Victoria tests a perspiration absorbing jumpsuit.
08/24/2011
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S2 • E22
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Elka's Wedding

On the day of Elka and Fred's wedding, Melanie, Victoria and Joy wake up surrounded by passed-out frat boys, then piece together what happened the night before.
08/31/2011
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S3 • E1
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Elka’s Choice, Pt. 2

After her presumed-dead husband comes back into her life, Elka runs away with him, as Victoria exploits her bogus same-sex marriage to Joy for publicity.
11/30/2011
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S3 • E2
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Beards

On a gay cruise, Victoria and Joy continue the charade that they are married, while Melanie runs into her sister and her girlfriend.
12/07/2011
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S3 • E3
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Funeral Crashers

When the dry cleaners misdeliver her favorite dress to a woman who then dies, Melanie crashes the funeral with Victoria, Joy and Elka to retrieve it undetected.
12/14/2011
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S3 • E4
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Happy Fat

Melanie, Victoria and Joy put their Midwestern neighbors on an L.A. weight-loss regimen, while Elka lies about her age to keep up with spontaneous thrill-seeker Roy.
12/21/2011
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S3 • E5
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One Thing or a Mother

Victoria dates a hand model, Roy's mother dislikes Elka, Joy can't figure out the age of the guy she's seeing, and Melanie's boyfriend resembles Winnie-the-Pooh.
12/28/2011
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S3 • E6
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How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?

Waiting to use the women's restroom at a Browns game, Melanie, Victoria and Joy recount to Elka how they all originally met on a Beverly Hill's hotel rooftop in the 80s.
01/04/2012
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S3 • E7
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Two Girls and a Rhino

Elka and Joy spend three days in a zoo habitat to save a rhino species on the edge of extinction, and Melanie and Victoria date two men with vastly different occupations.
01/11/2012
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S3 • E8
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God and Football

Melanie dates the Browns' dim-witted kicker, Victoria emerges from a near-death experience believing Elka is God, and Joy struggles to give up her vices.
01/18/2012
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S3 • E9
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Love Is Blind

Victoria's daughter Emmy and Melanie's son Will break the news that they're engaged to each other, and Joy dates a 22-year-old who literally can't see her actual age.
01/25/2012
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S3 • E10
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Life with Lucci

When "All My Children" is cancelled, Susan Lucci shows up at the house hoping that Victoria will be sympathetic, only for Victoria to be suspicious of her true intentions.
02/01/2012
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S3 • E11
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I’m with the Band

To make Johnny jealous, Victoria throws herself at his alcoholic ex-bandmate, while Melanie makes out with a man whom she thinks is the lead singer of the band Bread.
02/08/2012
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S3 • E12
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Lost Loves, Pt. 1

As Victoria reunites with her first ex-husband, Melanie goes after her high school crush, Joy tries to meet up with her ex-fiancee Kyle, and Elka gets back together with Max.
02/15/2012
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S3 • E13
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Tangled Web, Pt. 2

At Max's lake house, Melanie finds out the new man in her life is actually Joy's ex-fiance Kyle, and a spider with paralyzing effects runs rampant.
03/07/2012
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S3 • E14
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Hot & Heavy

Joy's former beau Colin and Victoria both go undercover in fat suits to vie for a local news award, and Melanie accidentally finds herself in a Sexaholics Anonymous meeting.
03/14/2012
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S3 • E15
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Rubber Ball

To get into an exclusive country club, the women attend a charity event, where Elka plots revenge on a high-ranking member who fired her there in 1947.
03/21/2012
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S3 • E16
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Everything Goes Better with Vampires

The women get stuck in the house with their lazy maid, Elka's friend Mamie Sue, a Rick Springfield doppelganger and an obnoxious intellectual.
03/28/2012
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S3 • E17
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Claus, Tails & High-Pitched Males: Birthdates 3

On their annual day to fix each other up, the women date a former priest, Santa, a guy with a high voice and the captain from the gay cruise they went on.
04/11/2012
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